But miroku had also come across a theory

Naraku's mind games

Kagome awakens

Kagome awoke to her friends peering on top of her and a strange feeling of being watched. Well obviously she thought to herself there are three people, and hanyou and a kitsnue watching. But her miko powers didn't allow the feeling to leave so she just shook it off and concentrated on getting up because her personal space was over-crowded.

"uhh my head!" Kagome complained.

"What happened? Why do you get so weak, going unconscious? Don't you know how guilt--badly you could have hurt yourself from falling in the well? Dont you ever do that again!" Inuyasha barely caught up on his words in time. Kagome had a throbbing head so she didn't catch that little slip of the tongue but Sango did.

She stared. Hard. Inuyasha squirmed under her glare but got an excuse to look away when Kagome fired back her reply.

"do you thing I do it on purpose? Oh no I just love to go unconscious the day before my--aaaaaaaah!" she screamed as if someone was torturing her.

"what's wrong?" Inuyasha shouted and tried to reach her as fast as possible, accidentally kicking Sango, and jumping over Kaede.

Kagome watched him with wide eyes. It wasn't that much of an emergency! Ok….maybe it was…"what day is it today?" She asked more than a little hysterically.

Inuyasha replied "I think it was your Thursday……"

Kagome grabbed the front of hid haori "you think? Tell me !"

Inuyasha stared "WHATS GOTTON INTO YOU? First you faint on us then-"

Miroku interrupted "we come face to face with Kagome's evil twin."

Sango recovered from her sudden shock from Inuyasha kicking her, got up and put her hand on kagome's forehead "are you sure you didn't hit your head or something?"

"You know what I probably did. Sorry Inuyasha" she apologized as she let go of his robes. "but seriously did I miss my test?"

"You are waking up after two days now, we thought you were seriously hurt, and you only care for your test!"

"What in the" miroku began. "Shippo here" kagome interjected.

Miroku quickly skipped the word he was going to say and continued.

That smooth talking monk Sango thought. I wonder what goes on inside his head. She resolved to ask him one day.

"Took over you?" miroku completed, looking curious.

"I...I don't know. I just felt a really sharp pain in the forehead and the next minute you guys were peering at me like I just dropped out of heaven." kagome was confused.

Inuyasha was about to apologize for letting her fall when...

Miroku took this time to see if his girl annoying skills still worked.

To guard himself from that thought he blurted "oh but my dear kagome, you did drop out of heaven! Your beauty was sent to grace the world and to give us pleasure...that's why you were sent in a mini-skirt!...which shows allot of your legs!" the monk completes enthusiastically. 'Looks like he never lost it!' Thought miroku. He was of course oblivious to the stares.

Now at the same time several things happened. Kagome turned a very deep shade of red and muttered something about it being a uniform. Sango hit Miroku with her boomerang while kaede and shippo laughed, waiting for the monks impending doom because Inuyasha looked furious.

He had warned Miroku a long time ago never to give remark like such to kagome and the monk had behaved...at least until today.

What was the stupid monk's problem? Couldn't he have picked a worse time to say that? right when I was about to actually swallow his pride and tell her that I am sorry...maybe I wouldn't have earned as many sits or she would actually forgive me...that would mean that she would think I had actually matured a little. Stupid monk!

Inuyasha (surprisingly) didn't make any rash movements but rather walked up (allot like his brother) grabbed the monk by the robes, dragged him into a shoulder and began beating the crap out of him. Good riddance he thought when Miroku passed out.

Then he (smiling winningly at everyone) asked kagome to come outside. She went not knowing what he had called her for.

Maybe if I apologize now I might still get forgiven.

When she arrived, looking a bit sheepish she called out "hey ,Inuyasha, Im sorry about before...I didn't realize what I was doing ...if this is about that ,well than I'll make it up to you."

"No. Im the one who should be apologizing. I shouldn't have let you fall. I'm sorry.

I was just so worried when you didn't wake up. I didn't realize when I was yelling."

"Of course! So this is why you look like a puppy that had lost his bone! Don't fret. I don't blame you!"

Color returned t Inuyasha's face "so you're not going to sit me?"

"No. (Laughing and pulls him into a hug) you worry me sometimes! Is it really that bad to get sat? You're pouting!"

"Try having this damn necklace around your neck!" he growled as he returned the hug.

They stood like that for a few more moments before Inuyasha asked "oh and kagome? What does lose a bone mean?"

"Just a modern day-"Inuyasha felt the time was ripe. Why should he continue hiding this from himself? He quickly brushed kagomes lips and went back to hugging her. "I..." Inuyasha began. Kagome growled.

Growled. Inuyasha was dumbstruck. Shouldent I have kissed her? I only wanted her to know that I was lying all the times I said she was just my jewel detector. Oh no! What if she thinks I've gone perverted like Miroku and sits me till Im permanently invalid?

As Inuyasha was lost in these thoughts he forgot to let her go. She pushed him back quite strongly and began vomiting at the edge of the forest.

"Kagome..." he began tensely, and put his hand on her back.

"Im sorry." And just stayed like that. This he felt could not be solved by running away as much as would like to. He was turning as red as his haori.

"You ought to be!...you...you ...gay!"

It was kagome's voice but somehow colder, more man-like. And he couldn't figure out why she would call him gay.

When she shot him an evil...I hate you glare, (after vomiting of course) her eyes looked different. Barely but they did.they looked cold. Uncompassionate.

Like his...wait a second...no nonononon that could not be possible!

Kagome lifted Inuyasha off the ground by the neck and growled. "You ...you. Do you know how much I will suffer for this? Going and doing such a cheap and petty act (Inuyasha's ears drooped; he still hadn't noticed how kagome become so powerful) to your own brother! Humph! Despicable Inuyasha! You have left a stain on me and for that you shall die!"

"Brother...Wait...are you Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha's mind was slow at picking this all up.

"What's the matter little brother, have you gone blind?"

"No you have!" replied Inuyasha, turning redder than ever before. He continued

"Look at yourself! Why are you here? WHAT have you done with kagome??"

But Sesshomaru in Kagome's body was in no position to reply.

He looked down at himself and screamed. Loud.

Especially loud for Inuyasha, because he had never been graced to hear sesshomaru scream before. He always kept his cool...that was his style. Inuyasha was dropped immediately as sesshomaru realized one very important thing.

Im human! A female! My brothers wench no less! And I transformed into this body exactly when my brother was kissing his wench (or so he thought).AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Sesshomaru couldn't control himself. But neither could inuyasha. He was getting horrible red and grabbed sikm (sikm-sesshomaru in kagome's mind) by the shoulder.

He could feel it...that inner demon wanting to go loose...he was going to lose it.pretty soon.so he'd might as well get this over with.

"Sesshomaru?" he asked tentively. He bravely continued. "Since when have you been in kagome's body? I won't ask any more question just answer this."

Please...my lucky stars! Please say that kagome was the one I kissed.

But his stars were ignoring him.

His brother replied "if you must know, (he blushed. inuyasha stared because he never ever even dreamt about seeing his brother blush) (he pulled a grimace once he realized what he was doing) right in the middle of your affair with your wrench."

His brother paled and asked softly "the kiss?-"

Sikm replied "was only to your wretch's body"

Instead of losing it, like Inuyasha thought he would, he fell into a dead faint while sikm turned a bit greener than he already was (if possible.)

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Just meters away naraku's rabbit sat. It was a very ugly looking rabbit to prevent girls cooing at it but it worked. Naraku was watching the entire episode...laughing himself to hysterics.

This should be fun!

I am sooooooo evil. Oh how I love to abuse these pathetic people!

This is better than killing them a thousand-fold. Watching them suffer! Muhhhhhaaawwa!

They will never guess that when I made them fall unconscious at the same time, I allowed a mind swap preparation procedure to take place...back and forth...whenever I please...to torture them the most.

Hehehehehehehehhe...I truly pity them!

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O.k...I admit it...I enjoy watching anime characters suffer...that's definitely not good!

Review...please??...and I may have a bit mercy on them in the next chapter! Muahahaha!

By 0mohni0