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AN: First of all, I would like to thank Animals are my LIFE, Why.Is.The.Sun.Blue, OuranSugarRush, SS-lover06, xkaiymex, Roseofdeath666, and Ihaconch for reviewing/alerting/favorising. WOOT! THANX GUYS! Secondly, I personally don't think this chapter is as gud as the first one so I beg that u'll forgive me.
(123456789)Chapter 2: Shopping(987654321)
Once out of the room Lyndsay and Haruhi headed for the main entrance to go to Lyndsay's car. It was quiet for the most part with the exception of their breathing and the light whisper they could still hear coming from the third music room. They walked out the doors and headed for the parking lot where Lyndsay's flashy new car was waiting for them.
Upon arrival Haruhi's jaw dropped. The car before her was amazing; the candy red paint with the white stripes made it look like it wasn't meant for roads but a racetrack. "Is that your car?" she asked in slight disbelief.
"Ya, do you like it? I saw on my way to the house and decided I needed it. It's great having a car cause then you don't have to rely on anyone to get you where you need to go. You should get one Haruhi." When she said that Haruhi snapped out of her daze and looked at her cousin in slight confusion and… something along the same general lines as disbelief.
"Ok. One, you know I don't have enough money to buy a car. Two, I refuse to let you buy me one so don't even think about it. And three, I don't have a licence; I never went on my birthday because I don't think driving is all that important." Haruhi looked her cousin in the eye as she said this to try to get her point across as best as she could. Lyndsay was know for not really paying attention to things like that; in a way it was good because it was for non-selfish reasons but at times it just pissed people off. (AN: that's the way I am about driving; everyone keeps bugging me to go but I'm like, meh, I don't care about driving… and I'm the same as Lyndsay, just I do it in way that practically no one notices)
"Whatever you say Twix; I'm gonna buy you a car whether you like it or not. You can think of it as a Halloween gift. Don't even think about saying it, I know your gonna say "But you don't give gifts on Halloween" but you know what, I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS. If I choose to buy you a car that's my decision." With that said Lyndsay turned and got into her car with Haruhi following suit.
They drove back to Haruhi's house where Ranka was waiting for her. It was safe to say he was a little more then just surprised when he saw Lyndsay walk in through the door. He didn't know she was going to be there and the fact that she was made him a little uneasy; at least until she finally said what she always said when she saw him. He knew she was going to wait this time for two reasons; one, Haruhi was in the room and two, he knew she knew it made him fidgety and she enjoyed torturing him.
"Hello Lyndsay, what brings you here?" He asked in his most fake delighted tone. Unfortunately for him Lyndsay had caught on to it and decided it would be fun to play with him for a while; you know, give him a few minor heart attacks and see how long it would take until he would crack and bring up the subject he hated so much himself.
"Oh, you know; the same as usual." The way his face dropped was so funny she couldn't help but giggle a little through her smirk. "I actually am gonna be living here; well, not HERE, but in my own house around here. I've got a question for you now Ranka, why are you home so early? From what I've been told, ever since you took on this new job you're never here for when Twix gets home."
"Actually, I was going to ask you the same thing dad. Why are you here?" Haruhi asked looking a little confused.
"Uh, well you see…. I uh, um…. Does a father need a reason to be home to see his daughter?" It took him a little longer then it should have taken to answer. Now he had two girls suspicious of him. Two very intelligent girls meaning he was pretty much screwed. He was planning on trying to talk to Haruhi before Lyndsay got to her in fear that she may say something to his daughter that wasn't meant to be told. "This sucks; I thought she wasn't supposed to be getting in until tomorrow. I'll have to remember to give a piece of my mind to Nina, she told me the 13th but it's only the 12th."
"Well, I guess not but it is kinda odd for to be here. It becomes even odder when you told me this morning that you had to work late tonight. Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy you're here dad, I'm just really surprised." Haruhi tried her best to seem really happy, she was for the most part but was kind of upset because she wanted some alone time with her cousin before her dad got there because it ALWAYS got weird when they were together.
"Ya, well, the boss let me off early. He said that I work late enough as it is so to take a break." All Lyndsay could think when her uncle said that was 'bullshit'. She knew well enough that he wanted to see Haruhi before her.
"Well, since we're all here I guess I should ask you now. I wanted to know if you would like to come live in my house with me. Before you answer I'll have you know that I refuse to take no for an answer, especially when I've already had half of your things moved while you gone during the day."
Haruhi and Ranka just stared at her, then around the house which is when they finally realized that indeed half of their belongings weren't there. It took a few minutes to sink in before they fully understood what Lyndsay had said. When it did finally click Haruhi's face lit up whereas Ranka's dropped.
"Of course I'll go there; you don't have to ask me." It's kind of obvious whose answer that was.
"I don't know; I'm not sure I want my precious daughter to live in a place like that. I mean, with all those servants wandering around and could barge in on her at any moment. I would feel better here; especially since this is our house and we wouldn't want to be a burden." Ranka was inwardly praying that Haruhi would back him up on the burden part and that Lyndsay would just say "ok, that's fine" and leave it at that. But no, neither did what he wanted, in fact they did the opposite.
"How would you be causing me a burden if I invited you? Silly Ranka, you should really pay more attention to what others are saying." Lyndsay knew full well what Ranka was trying to do, well; two can play at that game. "Besides, I would want nothing more then to have my two favourite relatives living with me. Right Twix?"
"Uh, right; and besides dad, I really want to go. PLEASE!" Right then Haruhi pulled out those eyes that NO ONE can resist, and Ranka knew it. They were his ultimate weakness, no matter what it was if she pulled those on him he would cave instantly.
"Fine. We'll stay with you on one condition….. you take us shopping." Yes, it was an odd condition but he figured if she's going to put him through hell he may as well milk it for all it's worth.
"Of course. You didn't honestly think I was going to expect you to live with me and not even have enough stuff to fill your rooms did you? We'll go shop for furniture, cloths, make up, jewellery, shoes…" Lyndsay knew Ranka's second biggest weakness, shopping; especially shoe shopping. I mean, what kind of cross dresser would he be if he didn't love shoe shopping like every other girl in the world. (AN: I'm not like every other girl in the world; I HATE shopping for 'girly' things with a fiery passion…no offence to all the normal girls of the world)
After a few more minutes of discussing arrangements and conditions (which Ranka just happen to add a million more) they finally managed to get out of the house and head for Lyndsay's mansion. In the car Ranka managed to yet again come up with conditions, but this time they were for their shopping trip. Not only did she have to pay for everything, she wasn't allowed to complain about prices AND she had to buy dinner. Now most people would be pissed if they were told that but she really didn't care; she was rich so why would she.
When they finally got to her house Lyndsay showed her new house mates their rooms and gave them a tour of the place. It took around half an hour just to show one a hall because of how frigging big it was. Half way through they decided to go on their shopping trip and continue once they got home. They all headed for the garage where they piled into Lyndsay's limo and left for the mall.
As they were driving Haruhi had a question burning inside her that she had to ask her cousin. "Snickers, how big of a house do you need? I mean, it was only gonna be you staying here so why did you buy such a massive house?" Haruhi was curious as to what her cousin was going to say, she knew she had planned for her and her dad to stay there from the beginning but that still didn't explain the need for the other three quarters of the house.
"Well, I figured that we could have some parties and have other people stay here as well. My mom, dad, and sister will be staying when their here and I already invited three other people to visit. So in short I'll need room for the all the visitors."
That was a good enough answer for Haruhi because she knew if she asked for a more detailed answer she would be there all night. The rest of the ride was quiet except for when one of Lyndsay's songs started to play on the radio; when that happen all three started to sing along with the song, with Lyndsay obviously being the best since it was her song. After laughing to no end at the horribleness of Ranka's voice they made it to the mall.
The three 'girls' walked into the mall and headed straight to the shoe store. Ranka found three pairs of stilettos that he liked and a pair of white and red runners. Haruhi got a pair of pink ballet flats and a pair of black runners. Lyndsay found two pairs of skate shoes that she really liked; one pair was white with pink skulls and the others were black with a blood splatter design. After they paid they headed for the nearest clothing store.
While Haruhi and Ranka were looking at some pants something caught Lyndsay's eye at the store across the hall. "Hey guys, I'm just going to go look in that store. The cloths here aren't really my style anyways. Here Ranka, that my card and meet me over there when you're done." Lyndsay tossed her credit card to Ranka and walked out of the store.
Across the hall Lyndsay walked into the store called 'Hot Topic' and looked at all the cloths. Within two seconds she had already decided on half of the store. She had two corsets and three big hoodies that had The Used, Marianas Trench and Tool written across the front. By the time Ranka and Haruhi got there Lyndsay literally had one of everything picked out. She had pants with chains hanging everywhere and T-shirts with carebears on them. Fishnet stockings were in the pile somewhere too with more cloths with band names like Disturbed and The Ramones on them.
"Uh, Lyndsay; I think you have enough stuff there to last you a lifetime," said Haruhi as she looked at the mountain of cloths in front of her on the counter. The cashier shot her an evil glare since she was practically trying to convince the girl into not buying all the stuff she had selected.
"Meh… (mumble)… I don't care… (more mumbling)… I'm getting it anyways." That was all that Haruhi had managed to understand from the gibberish her cousin was trying to say to her. Lyndsay paid for her stuff and walked out of the store very satisfied. "Alrighty guys, you ready to eat yet?" Lyndsay asked (or rather yelled) over her shoulder.
"Ya, I'm starved," said Ranka who looked as though he would collapse at any second. "I feel as though I could possibly eat a horse."
"Well, if that's what you really want I'm sure there's somewhere here that serves horse," said Lyndsay jokingly.
Ranka shot her a death glare which she could feel in the back of her head. "You know what I mean smart ass."
On their way to the in-mall restaurant they heard what they believed was someone calling their names. The only problem was that no matter where they looked they couldn't see anyone they recognised. What got Lyndsay worried was where she thought she heard someone say "Hey; isn't that Lyndsay Mali over there?" All she could think was 'shit, someone recognised me. Why now, why here.' If anyone had said that then why hadn't anyone gone up to her yet? In the end she concluded that she was going crazy and was hearing voices.
Lyndsay was still looking around and thinking to herself but was snapped out of her dazed when a woman's voice appeared asking if they wanted a table or a booth. She followed the woman to their table with Haruhi and Ranka and looked at the menu to decide what to have. Ranka and Haruhi ordered rice with giant tuna (:P) and she got a simple salad.
When they were done they headed for the exit but were stopped when then owner of the mysterious voice from earlier popped up right in front of them. "Why hello there Ranka, Lyndsay, how are you this fine evening?" A small, slender (yet semi muscular) woman stepped up and began talking to Ranka, and Lyndsay. The woman turned to Haruhi and a big smile spread across her face. "And may I ask who this beautiful young lady is?"
"Um, I'm fine. This is my daughter Haruhi. Haruhi, this is Ashita Kanashii; an old friend of mine. She lived with me and your aunt back in college." Ranka was cursing on the inside. "Why did she have to show up like this? She knows she's not supposed to be here."
"Hello Haruhi, it's a pleasure to meet you." The woman bowed slightly. "It's a pleasure meeting you too Ms. Yamashii." Haruhi bowed just like the woman had.
"Ah Lyndsay, if you don't mind I would like to talk to you. Do you mind if I steal her for a few minutes Ranka?" Ranka nodded and Lyndsay walked away with Ashita.
"Lyndsay how has the 'mission' I've given you been coming along? Has Ranka decided its time to tell her yet?" Ashita questioned Lyndsay; she really wanted to know when Haruhi was going to find out.
"No, not yet. I keep trying to tell her myself since he won't but he keeps showing up at the perfectly wrong time. Every time I ask him if he's going to tell her he just changes the subject or says he has to go, and it's really getting on my nerves because I think she's ready; he's just far too afraid to admit it." Lyndsay replied to her aunt's question with a scowl.
"Yes, he is far too stubborn. If I had known he was going to be like this then I wouldn't have left it to him to tell her. If only I could change my mind on that decision I would, I would leave you in charge but I can't. (sigh) Where's Toya when you need him." Her and Lyndsay giggled at the last part since they both knew that Toya would never be able to stand up to Ranka; he would burst out laughing and not be able to talk. (The idea of a full grown man dressing like a girl was too funny to him).
Lyndsay returned to join Haruhi and Ranka so they could leave. They said goodbye to Toya and headed for the car. "Alright you two, I have a special store to go to. I want both of you to pick out whatever you like and buy it. Now, I'm telling you no that we aren't leaving this store until you have both purchased something; whether you like it or not." Both Ranka and Haruhi looked at each other completely confused, they were trying to guess where they were going but guessed wrong every time. It wasn't until Haruhi remembered a certain conversation her and Lyndsay had while leaving the school that it dawned on her where they were going.
"Snickers, you aren't taking us to buy cars are you? I already told you that I can't drive and that I didn't want you to buy me one." She stared at her cousin half expecting her to come up with some sort of lie or say something like "you'll see" but it never came. Instead all she said was "BINGO! We have a winner!" which was odd because it meant that she was actually giving information instead of pissing you off by not telling.
Ranka was ecstatic with glee but Haruhi wasn't the least bit pleased. Although she did kind of like the idea of having her own car she thought it was too much trouble; what with the gas buying and oil changes, it was too much work. Another aspect was that she couldn't afford to be constantly buying more fuel. Well, she wouldn't have to worry because she knew well enough that Lyndsay would be paying for it, which got her a little depressed because she felt as though she needed her cousin for support.
When they arrived at the dealership the same creepy salesman waltzed up yet again to help them. "How nice to see you again little lady, and it seems you've brought friends." He looked at Haruhi and put on the signature slimy/cheesy grin and pointed her in the direction of the convertibles. He figured that she looked more into the girly cars then his previous customer; who just happened to have walked off to talk to someone about buying a monster truck, or better yet, a tank. He looked at Ranka and couldn't quite decide where to send him; so he settled with letting him choose on his own.
While Lyndsay was deciding whether she wanted the truck to be black with a white skull that has a pink bow, pink truck with black skull and white bow, or white truck with pink skull and black bow Haruhi was trying to pick between the Mitsubishi Spider or a Ferrari. Ranka's decision was made before he even got there; he wanted something fast, sleek, cool, a Lamborghini. (AN: Now I know you're all probably thinking "WTF" but you know what?... I don't care. My story, they drive what I pick.)
In the end Haruhi had decided on the Spider (it's black and is going to be customized later) and Ranka got his Lamborghini in orange so once again Lyndsay did the whole sit with Captain Nasty and fill out papers while he sits there looking at her like a freak who wants to jump her. This time she didn't worry about him doing anything because Ranka and Haruhi were there so there were too many witnesses. In a way it was kind of funny; in the sad and creepy kind of way.
Later on at the house once both cars had arrived and they had finished their tour of the mansion, Lyndsay went to her bedroom and got on her computer. After first checking and replying her e-mails she signed onto MSN. Her best friend Aurora Kleina signed on minutes after and they started to talk.
Death Goddess says: Moshi Moshi
Sad Butterfly says: uh, Aloha! (wat does moshi moshi mean?) How r u?
Death Goddess says: Meh, nb… u? (No clue, I heard someone say it today when they answered their phone, sounded cool)
Sad Butterfly says: Same… so, hows Japan? Hows Twix doin?
Death Goddess says: Its pretty cool, went 2 le school 2day 2 get my stuff 4 2moro and found Miss Twix. She seems 2 b ok, happy when I showed up (I think I saved her from these two twins who were harassing her… though if I were her I wouldn't want 2 b saved, if u get wat I mean XP)
Sad Butterfly says: Sounds fun, wish I was there… o, and btw, SEND ME A PIC(S)! I wanna see 2! Whore :P jk jk, u know I love u
Death Goddess says: ya, sure u do
Death Goddess says: o, Twix just signed on… hang on a sec and I'll add her
Chocolate In Hell has just been added to the conversation
Sad Butterfly says: Yo Twix! How goes it!?!
Chocolate In Hell says: nb, semi still mad but other then that all gud
Sad Butterfly says: ODG, wat have u done this time Snickers?
Death Goddess says: NOTHING! I swear I'm innocent… this time
Chocolate In Hell says: actually, no ur not… u knew I said I didn't want a car but u still made me get one… not that I don't appreciate it, cause I do
Sad Butterfly says: WTF! u buy the girl who doesn't want a car. A car but not the one who does want one! Wats wrong with this pic Snickers?
Death Goddess says: Eh heh, well u see ... ya, I got nothin… b mad, c if I care
Sad Butterfly says: u r a tool, u know that rite Snickers? Anyways, wat kind of car did u get Twix?
Chocolate In Hell says: I got a black Mitsubishi Spider. It took me a while because I was havin troubles pickin b/w that and a Ferrari.
Sad Butterfly says: WOOT! Vroom Vroom
Death Goddess says: I'm out u guys, I feel like I'm about 2 die from tiredness… ttyl byes xoxo
Chocolate In Hell says: ya, me 2… especially since we have school 2moro… and we'll have 2 deal with those damn rich bastards (no offence Snickers)
Death Goddess says: none taken :P
Sad Butterfly says: I guess u guys r rite… I'll ttyl… cya xoxo
Chocolate In Hell says: bye guys xoxo
Haruhi and Lyndsay both got off their respective computers and crawled into bed. Neither knew what god (or in this case goddess) had in store for them for the following day; and what a day it will be.
(123456789) Chapter End(987654321)
AN: WOOT! Chapter 2 done (XP) I definitely have to say my favourite part of the chapter is when it says "… once again Lyndsay did the whole sit with Captain Nasty and fill out papers while he sits there looking at her like a freak who wants to jump her." I thoroughly enjoyed writing that. It reminds me of one of my ex-husbands (I know I'm only 16 so don't ask, it's an inside joke) and when I read it to my sister, she just looked at me like I was crazy…. IT WAS GREAT! If Nikita doesn't approve then it's a winner :P Anywho, please review to let me know what you think, you don't have to but it would be much appreciated.