On Homeworld...
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
'There goes those sounds again.', thought Yellow Pearl, wondering if anyone else aside from her could hear these claps. It'd been going on for hours, and frankly Yellow Pearl was quite annoyed by this. She noticed her diamond seems to either be ignoring the sounds or she hasn't noticed. Aside from the clapping sounds, things have gotten much better on Homeworld, gems and even Pearls were granted more freedom to do whatever they wanted, Off-Colors could roam Homeworld without living in the constant state of fear, and fusion with different gems wasn't forbidden anymore. It appears that the Diamonds have become more lenient, it may have something to do with Pink Diamond after she reappeared….
The Pearl's thoughts were interrupted by the sound of Yellow and Blue Diamond entering the room from a…."meeting" in Blue's chambers.
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
"Ya'll hear sumthin?'", Blue asked, seemingly just noticing the sound. "Nah, it's most likely just the walls, Blue, they never stop gossiping afterall…", Yellow replied. But then suddenly…
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CLAP*
What fuck was that?
Almost immediately after, White, with her radiant body shining as brightly as Ragyo or Satsuki Kiryuiin, came bursting through the door, killing some of the guards instantly. "IS THAT THE SOUNDS OF ASS. CHEEKS. I HEAR!?", White Diamond exclaimed, scaring everyone in the room. Everyone is either too afraid or scaroused to answer. Even if White is an off-color literal white supremacist, she is fucking terrifying, especially when she could shatter everyone in the room by stepping on them with her heels, or simply brainwashing them. Next thing we knew, she picked up a gem, a Ruby, that seemed very timid. White looked down at the Ruby she held in her palm, "Why hello there, you darling little Ruby. I suppose YOU wouldn't be able to confirm what I heard would you? Maybe I'm mistaken", said White Diamond, with her gaze piercing through the Ruby. The Ruby stuttered, "w-Well you see my diamond, I-I don't know-" White interrupted the Ruby with laughter, then said with an aggressive smile, " ' ?. Well then, it seems you're of no use to me then….YEET", White yeets the Ruby into space, and everyone begins panicking. She takes this as a sign that it's pretty much confirmed that the sounds were ass cheeks. White yells, as she grabs both Blue and Yellow by their shoulders, "ALRIGHT BABES PACK UP YOUR FUCKING SHIT, AND GET INTO YOUR SHIPS, WE ABOUT TO CLAP WHOEVER KEEPS CLAPPING THEIR CHEEKS". And so they locate whoever keeps alerting them through cheek claps. They send a message to the ass clapper, saying:
'Meet us in the Denny's parking lot at midnight for an asskicking, bring weapons'
-The Diamond Authority