Thunderpants: Special treat tonight with another chapter (omfg)
Chibi L: Why don't you let me do the talking whilst you sit in that corner.
*goes into corner* FIRST I WILL APOLOGIZE FOR GRAMMAR MISTAKES THAT I HAVE NOTICED ON BEHALF OF THUNDERPANTS, SHES NOT THE SMART- HAY HAY HAY, GET BACK IN THE CORNER.
Thunderpants: Hmpf ...for that Light doesn't get to meet L in this chapter more of that setting the scene crap. (Or maybe right at the end tehe)
Chibi Light: L THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Chibi L: Up by 5%
Chibi Matt: DAMN'
Chibi light: When did you get here?
Chibi Mello: Dah fuq u sayin' bout ma bf biichz.
Chibi Light: What's wrong with Mello...why's he so ghetto?
Chibi L: On to chapter 2... Ha...he...^0^ .
disclaimer: I don't own death note or Supper nanny or PS vita or Nathan Drake. (I know shocking)
CHAPTER TWO.
"WHAT"I exclaimed,"Why should I even trust you know you...lied to me. YOU DRAGGED ME AWAY FROM SAYU FOR NOTHING!" Okay, okay I'm going to be honest...I'm not that angry, you could tell that something was up. So an orphanage for gifted children thats...amazing I can finally connect with people on my level- maybe even meet a special girl and what not. Well if she's even a fraction smarter then Misa then I would be happy.
Misa was my 'girlfriend' (more like stalker obsessed -fan girl) before /it/ happened ,after that she just left because it took me to long to recover...and she wasn't getting any. Intact she never got any but went to the sluts- I mean friends and told them I was a sex god... Yeah I was pissed too.
"I think it would be easier if I explained inside and once you've calmed down, but one more thing from now on you will no longer be called Raito"... Oh no, I probably sound like one of those kids you see on Super nanny throwing a tantrum because there mum's lied and made them eat something healthy.
I pitched the bridge of my nose whilst taking deep breaths trying to 'calm' myself.
"Okay, I'm calm and sorry about my out burst but before you tell me everything what will I be called now?" thank the almighty that I was blessed with good acting skills, because even a retarded mongoose could guess they were being lied to (yes that does mean Misa is stupider then a retarded mongoose)
"From now on you will be called Light, and I must request you speak English from now, anyhow shall we proceed indoors to finish our discussion"
I nodded, Light not that bad I quiet like it actually... Dun na nu na Light is coming to save the week yet brave on this weeks episode of kira-kun the show dun na naaa ... I think it would be a good show. I realised I just zoned out whilst Watari continued talking to thin air, expecting me behind him. Oops I hope I didn't miss anything important. I ran beside him as he was about to open the door and acted like nothing had happened.
*meanwhile* (3rd person POV)
Matt was on the sofa playing on his PS Vita, whilst occasionally screaming at Nathan Drake to shoot people. Mello was sitting next to him eating chocolate (A/n: surprise, surprise. Chibi Mello : wat you bitchin' bout' now asswipe?) glaring daggers into the back of Nears skull who was across the room entertaining himself with a puzzle.L was sitting on the floor in a wired crouch next to the massive oak coffee table towering sugar cubes. BB was in the corner eating jam with his hands and getting it everywhere in the processes , well A he was nowhere to be seen.
"Lawi-pop have any of you seen A?" BB enquired concerned about his friend.
"Why do you persist?" L said in his monotone voice.
"What?"
"Why do you persist in calling me Lawi-pop, its somewhat as the intellectually incompetent (Chibi L: *cough* Thunderpants *cough*) would put it, it takes the piss you stupid jam man"
"Jam man seriously" B gave L the whole 'is-that-the-best-you-can-do-look' " And what kind of big brother would I be if I didn't tease the Almighty Lawi-pop" exaggerating the P in pop.
"Listen here B-
"DIE MOTHER-FUCKER YOU THINK YOU CAN THROW GRENADES AT ME WELL LOOK AT YOU NOW, MMMHHHHMMMMM...SUCK IT! BOOYAH" Matt shouted causing the rest of the room to look at him, even Mello turned his head away from death glaring Near(oh if looks could kill) but then when he was about to go back to trying to shoot Near with his eyes. something in the window caught his attention.
"Everyone shut up"Mello said even tho everyone was still looking at Matt and not talking.
"What is it Mells, I'm trying to beat this bos-
"Why is there a taxi pulling up outside the gates" Mello questioned.
"Oh Wammy said that he will be attending business abroad in Japan " L said.
"Then why's this hot guy with him" Mello fired back.
"You probably are the only person who would think that hes hot anyway plus it wouldn't matter he'll probably end up socializing with Linda and K, so there's no point finding him as a threat" BB said enthusiastically
"Maybe but I don't like the looks of him so don't think we should be 'friendly' to him" the edge in Mello's voice would scare any kid into giving him there lunch money but it seemed everyone else is unfazed by him, especially Near.
"Your not 'friendly' to anyone and although its your desire to keep others away with a hostile attitude you just come off as ..."Nears lips spread into a small smirk before he continued"...a asshole"
"Why you little"Mello was about the pounce on Near when he hear Watari and 'pretty boy' come to the front door.
"Hey pip-skweks Watari's coming through the front door in 3...2...1-"
"And this is how it looks on the inside"
(Lights POV)
I can't help but wonder what the other people will be like, are they Kind? Hot? Funny? Hot? Sexy? Hot...? Although looks don't matter. If its anything like any another school, we all know who's going to be Mr popular in a matter of a mere few minuets of being here. Tho these kids are my intellectual levels so I wonder if that would make a difference. Nah I'm always going be the hot/popular/athletic/hot/smart/gifted/hot/talented guy wherever I go.
"And this is how it looks on the inside"
As soon as I stepped inside my honey eyes met bright crystal blue ones- they were almost hypnotic.
"Ah, so fresh meat... Lets set some ground rules and could you please stop staring at me...jeez I know I'm hot but have some restraints" The ... life form (the gender is undetermined) in front of me said muttering the last part but I could still hear him.
"Mello stop scarring him"A albino boy said with a robot on his hand. And as I was just about to introduce myself he just walked away... God doesn't anyone know basic manners in this place.
"So pretty boy-"Mello called back my extension just to be interrupted by a red-haired individual.
"Hello my names Matt" he brought his hand out to shake. Finally someone who knows basic manners."the boy you just saw was Near, and this is my boyfriend Mello" he wrapped an arm around 'Mello'
"YOUR A BOY?!"I couldn't help but shout...well he could be...no wait that isn't legal.
(3rd person POV)
"YOUR A BOY?!"
L and Beyond where both alarmed by the shout.
"Wanna see what's going on lawi-pop?" BB asked.
"You can go I'm not interested in frivolous introduction's" going back to his sugar cup.
"But you can also see Watari"
"Fine let's go" Beyond always knew that Watari was like a father to L, they where closer then anyone else in this establishment, Even more then he was with A...but where even is he.
Watari was leaning back on the wall watching all this happen but decided this was the best time to stop all this shit with me and the boy...? I still can't believe it.
"Listen here you pansy-
"That's enough Mello, leave Light here alone-
"Wammy!" Wow what is it with everyone and interrupting people here. I turned to see who the deep voice belonged to-but before I continue I want to say I'm not gay- (Chibi L: Mmmmhhhhm yeah we all believe you) but wow he's so...wow. I openly checked him out totally ignoring what he was saying to Watari. His hair was jet black spiking up in all different directions. His black eyes look unreadable but yet so beautiful. The bags under his eyes would make anyone else look like an ugly junkie but it just gives him more of a sexy essence. The way his clothes hang off his body makes me just wanna rip them off and see what he's got underneath. He is so different but yet he's- OH SHIT he caught me starring at him. Don't blush Raito. DON'T BLUSH. OH MY THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING...okay Raito Yagami doesn't let his emotions out of check, he's calm and collected. whooop...count to 10...1...2...3...THE HOT GUYS LOOKING AT ME. Damn that was embarrassing...whatever happened to calm and collected Rati- Light...urm...No-homo.
Watari excused us from the scene of L obviously staring at me (why wouldn't he I'm drop dead sexy) Mello and Matt where making out by the stair case(practically air humping) ewww and someone with red creepy eyes who looked a lot like my cute panda was licking jam of his fingers, (Chibi Light: HE'S MINE MWAHHAHAHA) down a corridor into what I assumed was his office. I kept zoning in and out thinking of my cute panda as Watari explained that what this orphanage/school was and how because I scored the best in Japan in all my exams that I was granted entrance here and how I must forget about everything from my life in Japan (he still let me keep the necklace that Sayu gave me); and even if I wanted to forget about /it/ I can't but nether less there is no point dwelling, I know that I can't do much now even if I could have stopped it...
"Light, are you okay?" Watari- I mean Mr Wammy ... Actually il just call him Watari, asked me kindly.
"Yeah...urm I'm fine." I wiped a few stray tears gathering in my eyes, "can we continue"
"Oh, yes Light, come now let me show you to your room" Watari- lead me out of his office down a corridor to the first door on the right. I took note on how close it was to Watari's office.
"This Light is your room" he said knocking on the door.
I wonder who I'm rooming with.
Thunderpants: I wonder who he's rooming with- hay you two cut that out *Chibi matt and Chibi Mello stop making out*
Chibi Matt: Where just giving what the (zero) readers want. *starts making out again*
Chibi Misa: HOW COME MISA MISA HASNT WORMED HER WAY INTO THE STORY.
Thunderpants: All in due time... -Okay hay you two no dry humping till the rating changes.
Chibi Matt and Chibi Mello: hmp
Thunderpants: Review for hot Mello and Matt make out scenes
Chibi Matt and Chibi Mello : DO IT PLEASE.
*All Chibi's dog pile on Thunderpants requesting hot make out scenes*