Episode 2: Krillin's Escape
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Krillin was currently running down a hill being chased by a million hungry tribe members.
Krillin: Fuck my life, fuck my life, fuck my life!!
He yelled as he ran full speed
Tribe Member: Run faster man we got to get us some fresh white meat!! Boom boom clat clat bumba clat!!
Goku's house
Chi Chi: GOHAN TURN OFF THE FUCKING STERO NOW!!
Gohan: Fuck that mom I just watched BET and they said fuck parents so fuck you mom!!
Chi Chi: Oh you &((&(&))(
Chi Chi then grabbed a frying pan and began pwning Gohan all over the house
The Forest
Goku decided to leave the house because he was bored
Goku: Do a little dance, do a little dance, do a little dance
Goku continued to repeat as he tried to make up his own dance which made him look like he
was physically challenged.
Goku: Gah I'm so bored, hey I know I'll call Vegeta and see if he wants to hang out.
Goku then took out his new cell phone and punched in Vegeta's number
Vegeta: Yea this is Vegeta what do you want??
Goku: Hey Vegeta its Goku wanna hang out.
The sound of the phone hanging up could be heard
Goku: Vegeta... you there?? Can you answer me?? Please??
Goku then decided to call Krillin
Krillin: AHHHHH FUCK ME, HELLO I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW!!
Goku: Hey Krillin whats up want to hang out?
Krillin: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT I GOT KIDNAPPED!!
Goku: GOD Krillin then call me when you finish shopping okay?
Krillin: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M NOT SHOPPING!!
Goku: Thats what she said...
Goku said as he hung up
Goku decided to fly to the Kame House
Kame House
Goku: Whats up hoe's!!
Oolong: Hey Goku did you get any pussy lately?
Goku: Nope Chi Chi isn't putting out that bitch.
Goku: So where's everyone
Oolong: Well I think Krillin is shopping and Roshi is inside
Goku peered through the window and saw Roshi having a hand party
Goku: Aw thats fucking gross man
Goku then flew away in disgust and took off towards Capsule Corp
Capsule Corp
Trunks: NO FATHER YOU CAN'T USE MY SWORD TO SCRATCH YOUR NUTS FUCK OUTTA HERE!!
Goku: Hey Trunks
Trunks: Hey Goku
Goku: Whats happening?
Trunks: Father thinks my sword would be perfect for taking care of the itch on his nutsack.
Goku: Okay...
Vegeta then walked out
Vegeta: FUCK...Kakarrot is here...
Goku: What you told me to come!
Vegeta: No actually I hung up the phone.
Goku: So?
Vegeta: Which means I DON'T WANNA FUCKING TALK TO YOU!!
Trunks: Guys can we not fight the Cell games are in a week we have to get ready.
Suddenly Yamcha ran out
Yamcha: DUDE you gotta check this out Cell made his own porn video its AWESOME!!
They all walked in to see Bulma watching the big screen
Cell: YES YOU PUNY EARTHLING LICK MY METALLIC PENIS LICK IT!!
Cell: YES, YES, YES
Cell then whipped it out
Everyone: WHOA!!
Vegeta: Thats preposterous his penis is over 9000!!
Goku: Thats one big cock I think together me and Vegeta couldn't have a bigger dick then that.
Suddenly Krillin walked in all beat up with a piece of his ear missing.
Goku: Hey Krillin!!
Goku: How was shopping did you buy me anything??
Krillin: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!! I WAS NOT SHOPPING.
Trunks: Yes you were remember you got off the ride and you were like I have to go shopping.
Krillin: NO YOU FUCKING PRICKS THEW ME OFF THE RIDE REMEMBER!!
Everyone: No...
Goku: I'm pretty sure you went shopping Krillin.
Krillin: A piece of my ear is missing!!
Goku: How did that happen?
Krillin: IT HAPPENED WHEN YOU THREW ME OFF THE CAR AND I GOT RAPED BY A MILLION HUNGRY TRIBE MEMBERS!!
Goku: Gee Krillin you play too many video games
Krillin: ...
Krillin then got into fetal position and began sucking his thumb and crying hysterically
Goku: Wow maybe you should have bought some medication when you went shopping
Krillin: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And episode 2 comes to an end hope you enjoyed!! )