Wolverine's Birthday Party Part 2 of 2

The Day of the Party

It was 10:45 a.m.

All of the X-Men who took part in setting up the surprise party were already up and about around the Lobby, putting the finishing touches on everything needed before Wolverine woke up himself.

"Wolverine deserves a celebration like this, after all that he's been through, it is wonderful that the students are returning the favor," Professor Xavier comments to Cyclops.

"Oh I'm sorry, professor, did you say something?" Cyclops said, turning to Xavier, snapping out of some deep thought.

"Is something amiss?" Professor Xavier asks.

"Yeah…it's the cake we baked for Wolverine…something just doesn't seem right…" Cyclops stated, staring at the seemingly perfect-looking cake that sat on the table.

"I wouldn't worry about it, Scott. As long as you and Jubilee paid attention to the recipe and how it was prepared, I see no reason to doubt this fine masterpiece you two have created," Professor Xavier reassures.

"Eheheheh…yeah…" Jubilee laughs nervously as she walks past the two.

Just then, Storm and Nightcrawler rush into the lobby.

"Professor! Wolverine is awake already, and he's starting to head downstairs as we speak!" Storm said.

"Well, one of you distract him until we are ready. Do whatever it takes to prevent him from coming down into the lobby for at least ten minutes," Professor Xavier responds.

"I'll take care of it," Nightcrawler volunteers, teleporting himself out of the lobby.

Outside Wolverine's Bedroom

Wolverine had just left his bedroom wearing nothing but his boxer shorts and a tank top, and was on his way downstairs to grab him a cold drink. Before he could reach the stairs, Nightcrawler appeared before him and blocked his path.

"Outta my way, fuzz-ball," Wolverine growled as he attempted to get past Kurt, but Nightcrawler had a better idea.

"Hate to do this to ya, but…" Nightcrawler says as he then grabs Wolverine, and teleports himself and Wolverine to another location.

Behind Xavier's School

Nightcrawler and Wolverine re-appear high above the surface outside of the building. Not having enough time to realize how high up they were, Nightcrawler lets go of Wolverine, sending him falling down two stories and crash-landing into a dumpster below. Wolverine stands up from the rotting can moments later and looks up at his ally.

"KURT!!!!" Wolverine yells angrily at him. Nightcrawler smiles nervously and disappears.

Wolverine growls to himself as he steps out of the dumpster, pulling off a banana peel from his face in the process.

Deciding that while he was already outside at the moment, he heads toward the back driveway to check on the SUV he stole from Sabertooth. When he arrived, he saw that it was being towed away.

"HEY!!! GET BACK HERE, BUB! MY WALLET'S IN THERE!!!" Wolverine shouts as he attempted to chase down the tow truck, but decided against it at the last minute.

"Dammit..." he grumbles, as he then started to turn and walk back into the mansion, when he was stopped by an overweight police officer who looked liked a real hardass.

"Excuse me, sir. I'm from the state police department. Last night someone illegally purchased a case of cigars from a local smoke shop. The shop owner has contacted us in terms of an underage customer using a fake I.D. to buy these smokes, and then use his mutant powers to freeze him and make a hasty escape," the police officer began.

"Woah woah woah…what?" Wolverine says, not knowing what the hell this was all about.

"You heard me correct sir, in fact, we have traced the address of the cardholder to this location. Your name wouldn't happen to be this 'Remmy' character you're posing as, would it?" the officer questions, tapping his foot.

"Look bub, I know nothing about this shit. Now piss off!" Wolverine says to the officer, turning away to continue toward the mansion.

"Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to place you under arrest under suspicion of purchasing items using an invalid I.D. in which the picture does not match the card holder," the officer quickly responds, pulling out the handcuffs.

"Look, pig, first off all, do I look like a minor to you? Second, my name is not Remmy, and lastly, I did not go to no smoke shop last night nor do I lend out my I.D. to minors!" Wolverine protests.

"Then can you show me the proper I.D. to verify that you are who you say you are?" the officer questions.

"No, because my wallet is in that SUV that was just towed away you jackass!" Wolverine said, getting more pissed off every second.

"SUV? You mean you had something to do with that stolen SUV that was just recovered?" the officer interrogates, getting more suspicious, now puling out his ticket book.

Wolverine was about ready to shred this officer to pieces the longer this conversation went on.

"That's it, I'm outta here," Wolverine turns and called back to the officer, flipping him the bird.

Not even paying attention the officer's warnings anymore, Wolverine heads into the mansion through the back door.

Kitchen, Back Entrance

Wolverine yawned and stretched as he enters through kitchen from the back hallway. He went to the fridge and opened it, looking for a tall brown bottle of his favorite alcohol. After not being able to locate it, Wolverine slams the door, spins around, and yells.

"WHERE THE HELL IS MY GODDAMN BEER?!?!"

The Lobby

Everyone and stopped as they heard Wolverine shout from the kitchen. Jubilee cringed as she realized that she used his beer in making this birthday cake.

"He's almost here! Everyone, get into your hiding places," Professor Xavier instructs everyone. When everyone was in position, Wolverine had just entered the Lobby.

"SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOLVERINE!" everyone cheered as they sprung out from their places.

Wolverine stopped and raised an eyebrow.

"Well, ain't this a surprise…" Wolverine says as his mood was slowly starting to lighten up slightly from the morning events he already encountered. "So you threw me a surprise party. Wasn't expecting this."

"We even invited all of your old pals too!" Beast said with an unsure tone as he came and strapped a party hat onto Wolverine's head.

The doorbell then rang seconds later.

"Um…that must be them right now!" Jean said as she hesitantly went to the front door and opened it.

"What in the hell…" Wolverine said as he stared at the group of people that entered into the mansion.

"Well well, this should be fun," Magneto comments as he, Juggernaut, Sabertooth, Apocalypse, Tusk, Lady Deathstrike, Toad, and Mystique entered into the mansion. Sabertooth stepped in front of the group and advanced toward Wolverine.

"Time to give the birthday boy his birthday beating for stealing my new SUV!!!" Sabertooth growls as he was about ready to jump Wolverine, who readied himself by unleashing his claws.

"Um, Jean, Beast…are you certain this was the right choice of people to invite to this party?" Professor Xavier whispers to them in sever question.

As the group of villains was ready to crash the party, Iceman slides in front of them.

"Hey hey!!! Everyone just chill and have some cake!" Iceman suggests, trying to stop the impending war.

Wolverine retracts his claws.

"Whatever…I'll kick their asses in a minute. I'm hungry anyways," he says, slowly turning around and grabbing him a slice of cake and taking a bite out of it.

"H-how does it taste?" Jubilee asks Wolverine, really nervous to the point of almost sweating.

Wolverine's eyes flew open as he spits out the cake.

"Tastes like old beer, stale eggs and crap!!!" Wolverine sputters as he sets the cake down.

The doorbell rang again.

"Now what?!?!" Wolverine growls as he goes to the door himself and opens it.

It was the same cop from earlier, only he had an entire police unit behind him.

"Sir, we're taking you downtown by force for resisting arrest," the cop says as he and the rest of the officers stormed inside.

Iceman whistles innocently and slowly exits the area as if he had nothing to do with this.

Professor Xavier rolled up to Wolverine.

"Wolverine, I don't know how all of this could have happened! It was meant to be just a friendly celebration put together by our students here," Professor Xavier tries to explain.

"We'll you guys sure did do a bang-up job of screwing it up! Look, you guys take care of this mess. I'm getting me a cigar and going back to bed," Wolverine tells him, walking past everyone while grabbing a cigar from a box next to Gambit, the one that Gambit obliviously charged with his kinetic energy last night.

When Wolverine was out of the room, the sound of him flicking on his lighter could be heard, followed by a loud explosion.

BLAM!!!!!!

Wolverine slowly returns to the lobby, his face completely charred black from the exploding cigar.

"…All of you…have ten seconds to run…before I tear all of our asses up!!!" Wolverine warns them in a very low and angry tone.

The last thing anyone in the community saw was Wolverine chasing after all of the X-Men and Brotherhood villains in a police car he had stolen, with the rest of the police force close behind his tail in pursuit into the city.

End of Part 2

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