The Rising of the Pokéshield Hero ch. 2: Meeting Ash

I no own Pokémon.

"GLENN, YOU FUCKING MAGGOT! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE AWAY MY ONLY SOURCE OF INFO FOR MY JOURNEY!"

As you can see, Rose is a little incensed. After that little squabble between siblings, Rose stormed out from her home to get some Poké Balls and a starter from the local Professor. Along the way, she met Ash Ketchum, who was strangely traveling by himself.

"Jesus Rose, you think you could take a chill pill?" Ash asked, getting an intense feeling of déjà vu.

Rose explodes. "SHUT UP, GIT! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW (she took a deep breath before continuing here) WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!"

At this point, Ash has pretty much tuned out her rambling, and he starts to listen to music on his Pokédex. I don't even know if Pokédexes can do that, but in this story, they can. Deal with it.

Rose puts the breathing exercises she learned from Glenn to use. After calming down, she asks, "Hey Ash, would you happen to know a bit about Pokémon? You've been traveling for about 20-something years."

Ash replies, "Well, I do know a lot about Pokémon, but every few years, I seem to suddenly get amnesia and forget everything. Damned writers."

"Damn, that sucks." Rose adds, "Maybe that's why you're such a numpty every time you go to a new region."

"Hey!" he shouts.

Rose pauses, then smugly remarks "You're not denying it, though." Ash shuts up promptly, and falls to the ground with a splitting headache.

"Oi, ya alright?" Yes, Rose can actually show genuine concern for someone.

"T-this is my p-punishment for b-breaking the fourth w-waAAAAALLLLL!" At that last word, he gets an electric shock from Pikachu, who I honestly forgot existed for a while. With the combined headache-electric shock, Ash passes out.

"Hm. Well, that didn't help at all. Guess I'll ask someone else." With that, Rose continues on her journey, leaving Ash fried and alone.

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