Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)

The Mechanical Contrivium: Yuugi

1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Yuugi.

2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Yuugi!

3. Yuugi is the second letter of the Greek alphabet!

4. Yuugi has a bifurcated penis.

5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Yuugi!

6. Cats use their Yuugi to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.

7. If you lick Yuugi ten times, you will consume one calorie!

8. Yuugi can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.

9. Yuugi has only one weakness - the colour yellow!

10. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Yuugi!