"I mean," Black star stuck his hands in his grayish blue pockets. "I AM still gonna be a god. I just need to beat Soul!" Tsubaki sighed softly, giving the bluenett a small smile. "Thats good, BlackStar. But maybe we should just get him a cake.."

"Noooo way, he's gonna get what's coming for him! "

Black Star and Tsubaki; the ying and yang duo. They balanced each other out like... well...a cake. (Which, what brings us to present conversation..) Were currently getting a prank ready for Soul Eater Evens. "But how are you gonna make it through the ride to Maka's? " Knowing Black Star, he'd be laughing the whole damn ride back, most likely putting Soul on edge and suspicion.

"Hmm...who hates Soul as much as me to..drive...him..."

10 seconds

20 seconds

30 seconds

"Spirit." They both said at the same time, nodding in agreement. "Get my phone."

...)...

Soul and Patty had just sat down on their 1st Class seats. Patty was soaking it up, turning her music up high with a blanket in her lap. A bag of some chips the two weapons had bought at the liquar store an hour earlier separated some space between them. Soul, on the other hand was in a state of worry and panic, thinking about his meister. It was nice, realizing that in less then 7 hours, he could see that blond..dorky, flat chested..smart, beauti-no! She wasn't beautiful. She was just Maka.

Just Maka Albarn and nothing more.

Right?

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"Maka! Blairs home! "The cat screamed, throwing her hands up while balancing on one leg. Maka looked up from her book, the comedy movie playing on their tv screen bored her long ago, leaving her to ignore it. "Oh, Hey Blair. I made you some dinner." She said, giving a small tilt of her head in the direction of the plate of burnt fish lying on the kitchen counter."

Oh~! Yay! Thank you Maka!" Blair laughed stuffing one of the dead fish bits in her clary mouth.

"So," The cat started. "How longs he staying?"

"A week Blair. You know that.."Maka whispered under a breath, trying to figure out what these words still meant after 10 years after deciding to be a Meister.

A sound Soul,

Dwells within a sound mind,

And a sound body.

'Screw this,I give up.'

Maka shut the book loudly, a puff of air escaping the thin lined paper. "Blair, When did Soul exactly say he was coming in?"

"Hm..."Blair groaned, yapping non sense over the fish she was currently DEVOURING. "I think around eleve' why? Little Maka gotta date planned?! "She laughed, grabbing the Meister by her hair. "Ow!" she screamed."Let go Blair! Kid just spent almost all day cutting my hair! "She screamed, clawing at the magical cat women above her. "W-why would I be going on a date?!"

"Well..that's a good question." Blair said, finally dropping her two ponytails. "Hm..you could go out with Justi-!"

"Blair, he's thirty something years and he's married."

"Mafu-"

"He used to be a teacher. Besides, he likes that one girl..Angela I think?" Maka said back, brushing out her hair into two split sides."Hmm..."Maka decided to ignore her now, only for the sake of her peace of mind, tying her right bunch of hair into a bun.

"What about...Soul?"

"Soul?" She looked up in confusion. Of course, she would admit to the thought every so often. It wasn't like Weapon Meister relationships weren't common...just she had come to believe that he would choose any other girl over her in that kind of category.

Especially after that night.

He like girls who were sexy, tall and funny. Strong and independent. Someone who would love him like a damn housewife, doing whatever he said but somehow kept her own.

She was strong and independent! Just not anything else..

She couldn't take a joke.

She wasn't THAT tall.

And she wasn't anywhere near sexy in the appeal of a human eye, nor would she listen to his nonsense about making him food.

"Get up and do it yourself..." She said to herself.

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"Morning Exca-"

"FOOL!" The white haired man yelled, slashing his spatula like a sword. Or in this case,a cane.

"OW!" The dirty blond let out a yelp. "..Good morning,Hiro."

This was a daily routine for Hiro and Excalibur. After the DWMA, Hiro, being the fool he was, went to go receive the holy sword know simply as "Excalibur". Even tho he had to go through that "1,000 Rule" bullshit for almost 3 months, damn was it worth it.

FINALLY, Hiro had a weapon partner.A live, non-ant eater looking, human weapon partner.

And DAMN was he bossy.

"Pancakes will be done. Soon."

"So.." Hiro started, pointing to what was once a 20$ pan and 7$ pancake mix. "You burnt I-?"

"FOOL! I do not BURN things! "Another swipe of his "Food flipping device" (As Hiro told him), and the Meister had three metal lines imprinted on his face.

Fool...