Haruhi's Cat - An Ouran High School Host Club FanFiction

by sallycoombs

Haruhi had been forced to join a host club full of rich boys, she was made to be their dog and servant and was expected to do what they told her in order to pay off her sudden 8 million yen debt, there was a strange girl collapsed upon her door step.Wait a minute-she's a Neko?Suggest who Ao should be paired with!(I haven't decided yet!)Romance and Supernatural, T just in case!

2. Chapter 2

NOTE: Warped time line because of stuff and author practicality.

*~Later That Day ~ Music Room Three~*

THE HOST CLUB HAS BEEN CANCELLED TODAY DUE TO AN UNEXPECTED ABSENCE. APOLIGIES LADIES

(Rumor is, the reason is because Haruhi isn't there)

Honey: "Hey Takashi, why isn't Haru~Chan here yet?"

Mori: "I don't know, Mitskuni"

Hikaru: "She wasn't in any of her lessons and didn't come into school today"

Kaoru: "We thought she might be sick so we cancelled to set up an investigation"

Tamaki: "Oh no! My poor, poor, beautiful daughter! What will we do without her? We haven't yet gone on a luxurious trip to Paris and taken a boat down the River Seine, I haven't seen her in a dress yet, she hasn't even had her fancy tuna! Kyoya, tell us, what's wrong with her?"

Kyoya: "She called in to say that she wouldn't be in today but as for the reason…"

-pause-

Kyoya: "I don't know"

Collectively: -GASP-

Honey: "Kyo-Chan doesn't know! That's bad isn't it Takashi!"

Mori: "She's probably sick"

Tamaki: "Oh, my little commoner! What if she cannot afford medicine?!"

Kaoru: (Running around chaotically) "Aaah!"

Tamaki: "Oh what shall we do? She must be so poor that she cannot afford a big house! Oh it could be a tiny and worn down shack! The reason she hasn't invited us round yet is because she has to fast before we come over so that there is enough food for us to eat!"

Hikaru :(Running around chaotically) "Aaah!"

Tamaki: "Oh my little Haruhi, just because it says luxury on the packet doesn't make it actually high quality!"

Twins: (Running around chaotically) "Aa- wait, what?"

Tamaki: "NO, THAT'S JUST NORMAL TUNA!"

Twins: (look at one another) *Shrugs* "Aaah!"

Kyoya: *Rolls eyes and goes back to death no-*cough*-totally unsuspicious black note book which is completely and totally and utterly normal in every way (good save) *

Honey: "Takashi, a few episodes ago didn't Haru ~ Chan say that we could visit her house sometime in the future?"

Twins and Tamaki: *pause*

Mori: *nods*

Twins and Tamaki: *dramatic planning circle filled with harsh whispers and a 'Top Secret' sign*

Twins: "Well?"

Tamaki: "Then it's decided – we will go to Haruhi's house!

Twins: "YAY!"

Kyoya: *writes names-*cough*-accounting details (yeah, totally)*

Honey: "YAY!"

Mori: *silent expression of agreement with Honey*

Twins and Tamaki: *singing* "We're going to Haruhi's house! We're going to Haruhi's house! Yippee!"

*~Meanwhile~*

Author ~ Chan: ~And so, the host club embarks on an educational journey into every day commoner life. How will Haruhi cope with these unexpected visitors, along with her other unexpected visitor? Questions will be answered and mysteries uncovered in Chapter Three!~

Tamaki: so you are going to make your beautiful dear readers, or should I say princesses *wink*~

Reader ~ Chan: *faints* ( Or not, you know, whatever floats your boat )

Tamaki: ~ wait to find out what is coming up next?

Reader ~ Chan: Yeah, pretty much. I feel like in this you seem kinda… clingy?

Tamaki: *proceeds to corner of woe* (murmurs) baka (murmurs)

Haruhi: She's probably got writers block, and it's evident already that she sucks at updating.

*Author ~ Chan proceeds to corner of woe*

Author ~ Chan: (murmurs) ….so harsh…(mumbles)…so mean…(murmurs)