Alright, I started writing this chapter the day I put up the first one, so you can all time me, but if you do, or you don't, I don't care, but I will mostly try to keep this fiction going as long as my rightful heir, or my friends on the other side fictions, though all three of them are my main focus, so you will probably see them all rising in chapters, though my rightful heir will be a bit slow for a bit, but I will work on the next chapter soon, and friends on the other side won't be too far behind this one's updates.
On with the show. Also, I do not own Naruto or Charmed.
Kyuubi, Minato, (insert name) thoughts, (while centered) spell
Also, italics will be used instead of normal when someone is singing.
===academy===
Naruto was entering the academy, he was wearing a red short sleeved shirt, with black pants and black sandals, he also wore a white opened jacket over his shirt, while his shirt was form fitting, revealing his well tightened muscles, though he was nowhere near obtaining what Kyuubi referred to as a four pack, or even a two pack, but he was well on his way, and Minato assumed he would have a two pack when he got to about eight years old, and by time he was nearing ten he would have a four pack, considering they worked on his chakra control so far, considering they were limited with Naruto's weak body, but they also figured that he would be able to add more work as he got older, and could handle more.
True to Kyuubi's words, Naruto was developing his chakra at six times the rate of any normal person, but that was solved by him spending the full three hours his body could currently handle, on wall walking, and most recently, water walking, they also realized Naruto had to train with them holding the charmed powers back, so he couldn't levitate, the cheap bastard.
Naruto looked around the classroom, and he spotted several demon haters, due to his empath abilities, he also found out that almost all the female classmates, were Sasuke fan-girls, all except for one, which he sensed fear and sadness from.
The boy with the dog was feeling hyper, happy, and excited, while others seemed to be just bored, or hungry, though he could sense calmness from the one who was practically hiding in his coat.
Naruto decided to sit in the back and observe his classmates, mainly to see if he missed reading someone, and as his teacher came into the room, he could tell he was somewhat neutral, but it was hard to tell, the chunin probably knew how to hide his emotions too well, so maybe he couldn't read people skilled in hiding their emotions?
Iruka had decided, mostly from being asked by the Hokage, to wait to judge the demon boy, and as far as he saw, the boy was examining him, and the boy appeared to be contemplating something, and so he began the beginning of the year speech, and then he decided to ask something, to help him get a statement from the boy, that would help him decide if the boy was normal or a demon.
"Alright, now how about introductions? Just your full names, your likes and dislikes, and then your hobbies and dreams, and just so you know, you might want to remember your answers, cause when your time here is over, they might become different, because going through school, always changes people, gives them a different point of view. I mean look at me, when I first started the academy, my dream was to be a great hero, but I learned, that I wanted to guide others to become heroes themselves. I found greater interest with watching the next generation grow up to become great, knowing I helped them from the beginning, I was there when they started out. That's what I look forward to. After all, any of you could become the next sannin, or maybe even Hokage one day. But no matter where you end up, I will know I was there when you were just starting, and I gave you detention for one reason or another, and we will be able to laugh while enjoying a nice meal at a food stand."
Naruto had to admit that that sounded nice, but so did that old lady when she offered him some cake, and he got a boot covered in old frosting... after that day, he never really trusted anyone, and every time he was offered something, he ran away. Naruto heard his name get called, and so began his intro.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki, my likes are ramen, my dislikes are traitors and tricksters, my hobbies are reading and practicing magic, and my dream is to one day meet the first Charmed Ones."
Iruka was seriously confused, he figured an intro like wanting blood or revenge, not magic or shit about a group called the Charmed ones, who were a mystery to him.
Naruto just smiled as Kiba mocked him.
"It's called jutsu, not magic idiot."
As everyone laughed, Naruto smirked but didn't do anything. Kiba was brash and thoughtless when it came to most things. Naruto thought things through, and focused on what he needed to do.
Naruto was trained by the fourth hokage, and a thousand year old demon, and was also taught from a book that lived through times before the demon even existed, so he had a very good idea of what was required of a proper ninja.
Iruka sighed as he got the class to quite down.
"We are here to learn about jutsu and chakra, so a few mistakes might be made in the beginning, it all depends on how fast we learn and grow, so I ask you to be nice to those who don't have people to teach them the basics, and I hope you don't hold something against someone who doesn't have someone to teach them some of them basics. Now let us go on with the first day at the academy."
The only one who saw the mocking smirk on Naruto's face, was the old Hokage, who sat watching through his crystal ball, and he had a shiver run up his spine upon seeing it.
===several hours later===
Naruto was simply sitting in a tree during lunch, having finished his bowl of ramen already, he was watching the Uchiha hide from his fan club, and he was laughing on the inside as said boy was constantly being found.
Naruto reminisced about when his father sealed two crystal into his eyes, it was painful, but it allowed him similar powers to the Byakugan, in terms of finding someone. When activated, while holding something of theirs, he could see them no matter what, or who was in the way.
But he and those inside him are the only ones who know that. Naruto also learned that when he uses the astral projection power, it doesn't have to be his soul that leaves the body, also explaining how his father did the whole sealing of the crystals.
And now Naruto ends up having to end his fun, due to Iruka calling them back into the classroom.
Naruto had spent all day being laughed at due to his introduction this morning, but he didn't care. Naruto also noticed that no matter what anyone said, Shino stayed stoic, Hinata stayed quite, though she smiled at him several times when she thought he wouldn't notice,and though Sasuke was the stoic type, he did smirk at him, maybe because he found it amusing, but didn't feel like giving anyone the satisfaction of hearing him laugh, the cold bastard.
Naruto also noticed Iruka becoming more lax as the day went on and actually made attempts to politely correct Naruto when he made a mistake. The weird thing was Naruto never sensed any ill intent coming from him, though he knew his powers were powerful... he still would exercise caution no matter what.
Hinata had been stealing glances at the blonde, and she knew for a fact, probably from having the lie detecting skill literally beaten into her by her father, but she knew Naruto was not lying about the whole magic thing, which sounded ridiculous, but she believed him anyways, mostly due to the fact she wished she could still believe in magic to that extent, even though chakra has been labeled as a source of energy, that is physically possible, while magic has been labeled impossible, due to the lack of a physical energy, considering magic is the focus of mental power, while chakra is of both physical and mental.
Hinata also found the argument that chakra is a mixture of both, while anyone can use the physical form without any training, due to everyone being a physical form, then why can't there be a mental form of energy someone can learn to use?
While Hinata was focusing her thoughts about energies and their forms, Shino was thinking about the capabilities that magic would have if it was real, and Sasuke was just thinking about how if magic did exist, it would have been his...
Iruka pretty much guessed what Sasuke and Shino were thinking of, though everyone else besides the fan girls, were anyone's guess.
Naruto was finding things amusing, though he did sense a form of desire from both Hinata and Sasuke... Hinata he didn't mind being seen in that light, after all, she was cute. Sasuke was really scaring him, as well as the two powerful beings in his head.
What straight guy, wants a guy desiring them?
Iruka decided to see where the students were with their physical strengths.
"Alright class, let's head to the gym and find out how physically strong you are."
As Iruka led them all to the arena like gym(where Sasuke first fought Lee before the exams).
Iruka had them all separate into boys and girls, then paired them up, though when he got to pairing up Naruto, the boy insisted he be paired with Kiba, and so, with a sigh, Iruka allowed it, while Kiba laughed about having an easy test.
Skipping all the way to Kiba vs. Naruto, while every other fight actually doesn't matter, so you can all use your imagination.
Everyone was either tired or hurting, and then the 'elite' were just standing there, or laying about lazily from giving up early in the match.
Iruka had already started the match, and Kiba ran right for Naruto, while said blonde just stood there, though as Kiba neared, and when he was about to hit, four people noticed Naruto squint his eyes, and then everyone saw Kiba miss Naruto completely.
Iruka wondered if Naruto squinting and Kiba missing were connected somehow.
Kiba wondered how he missed when all Naruto did was squint his eyes.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes wondering if Kiba just flinched at the last second, and actually found Naruto's squinting to be fearsome, though he doubted it, Kiba ran right at him while he was giving him the Uchiha death glare.
Hinata really never expected Kiba to miss, though she does think the boy to be creepy due to always staring at her, and she felt extremely uncomfortable, especially when his eyes drift too low for him to be staring at her face... But she knew the strength of the Inuzuka clan, that and the fact Naruto doesn't come from a clan, Kiba is the obvious choice for who will win.
Kiba spoke up to try and regain his dignity.
"Did you feel the power behind that? Well this one will have even more power behind it, and I will hit you."
Naruto smiled.
"But how can you hit me? When you don't even know who is me? Where there is only me, make this fool see three."
Suddenly, there were three Narutos in front of Kiba, and so when he complained everyone looked confused.
"Hey! There are no jutsu in physical exams!"
Iruka raised an eyebrow and walked over to Kiba.
"What do you mean Kiba? I sensed no chakra at all coming from Naruto, so in order for him to have used a jutsu, he would have to do it without hand seals, and still be able to control his chakra enough to use it without alerting me to it's use, and to do that, would be on the level of junin, all he did was say a short rhyme, are you saying that that short rhyme actually did something?"
Kiba looked shocked, but Naruto spoke up just to irritate the hotheaded boy.
"Yeah Kiba, you yourself said magic was non existent, and magic is the only thing that wouldn't be sensed being used by Iruka-sensei, so are you admitting your wrong?"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes further, as he thought.
'So Naruto does possess magic, it will be mine, I need it, I deserve it'
Hinata's thoughts were a bit different.
'I didn't see Naruto-kun use chakra, and he never struck back at Kiba, could Kiba be ill? Or is Naruto actually using magic?'
Everyone else assumed Kiba was just getting delusional, besides the sleeping Shikamaru anyway.
Kiba got mad.
"I'm fine, just let me continue the match."
Iruka sighed and left the arena, while Kiba started smelling out the real Naruto, that is until Naruto spoke.
"The spell I used was a replacement spell for the clone jutsu, while you are forced to see three of me, it also messes with your other senses as well, you will see, smell, hear, and feel three of me, considering you are the only one who can hear a clone, it is simple to make you appear crazy. Mainly cause no one would ever consider the idea of me being able to hide a jutsu as well as it would need to be, in order to use it with Iruka so close."
Kiba knew Naruto was right, and so out of anger, he rushed one of the Narutos, and he was stopped.
"Kiba, you lose due to leaving the arena, and attacking a teacher."
Suddenly, Kiba saw Iruka grabbing his fist, and only one Naruto standing off to the side. Kiba tried to protest.
"I know how crazy it sounds, but Naruto used some sort of jutsu to make me see three of him, I'm not lying Iruka-sensie."
Iruka sighed.
"It is not believable Kiba. Naruto is a genin with no past training, so unless you know how he was able to pull of a powerful jutsu, without anyone else noticing, as well as without hand seals, then please explain."
Kiba sweated a bit, before linking his arms behind his back and drawing circles in the ground with his right foot.
"Magic?"
Suddenly though, Naruto laughed.
"Your joking right?"
Kiba glared at the blond.
"How dare you mock me!"
Kiba rushed Naruto once again, but this time Naruto smirked, and as Kiba neared, he hit Naruto right in the chest, Naruto winced and fell backwards, rolling a bit before he stopped on his back, and looked hurt.
Iruka sighed.
"Kiba, you need to learn to control that temper, Naruto could actually be hurt."
Iruka walked over to check on Naruto, and took notice of the worried look on a certain pale eyed heiress. Iruka found nothing but a bruise on Naruto's chest, and even that didn't look all that bad.
"Well, at least he isn't all that hurt."
Kiba widened his eyes at those words, he had put his all into that punch, he was able to break someone's limb at full strength, Inuzuka were expected to be some of the physically strongest ninja, only beaten by the Akamichi and their body expanding jutsu, and adding in their natural strength from all the protein they eat. Kiba took a step back as Naruto stood up and glared at him with blood red eyes.
Iruka noticed Kiba was in shock, and he also noticed Naruto looking at him, and as Iruka looked at Naruto, he barely missed the red disappearing from his eyes, and Naruto spoke.
"You insult me, you insult my power, and you think you can then claim I was telling the truth, and when I turn your own words against you, you attack me out of the blue, well how about I make a true believer out of you, as well as everyone in the village?"
Kiba got his courage back when Naruto's eyes returned to their normal blue.
"Well that was before the battle."
Naruto snarled.
"Well now you know I was not joking about my power, and so because of you, I will curse the whole village to insanity.
Within this barrier I foresee,
May it be filled with musical glee,
From now until I say the rhyme,
make everyone sing all the time."
Iruka thought about what Naruto had just said, and so, decided to convince Naruto how foolish he was acting.
"Narut..."
Iruka slapped his hands over his mouth, everyone looked at him, and they all asked the same question at once, but they sang instead.
"What the hell?"
===council room===
Hamura and Koharu had summoned another council meeting, the reason being they wanted to discuss what the ninja had told them about a year ago, and both of them assumed Sarutobi knew something, though he just kept on denying that he did, but hey, they're idiots.
Hiashi Hyuuga decided to step up and start the meeting.
"Hokage-sama, I must request that you allow us to check the Uzumaki out, just in case that anbu was right, you never know."
Sarutobi raised an eyebrow.
"Besides the fact that that happened about a year or so ago, you all sent the man to Ibiki, and only brought this up because of Naruto's recent trip to the hospital, when he was found bleeding uncontrollably from his eyes. Naruto isn't trying to cause anyone any harm, he is just a normal boy that was given a mighty burden, he protects us all from the Kyuubi."
Homura glared.
"But if what the Anbu at the hospital told us is true. He was trying to do something with his eyes, and now we must know what he was doing, due to it might having effects on all of Konoha."
Suddenly there was a surge of an unknown energy, that most of the council didn't sense, or couldn't sense, but those that did, couldn't identify it. Danzo asked the question that popped into his mind.
"What the hell?"
Everyone raised an eyebrow at Danzo, while the man himself was wide eyed and holding his throat, as Sarutobi asked.
"Why?... Anbu! Get Naruto, and get Zukuki out of the jail cells."
===back with the academy===
Naruto was staring down the entire class, trying to hold in his laughter as they all tried time and time again not to sing.
Sasuke glared a whole new level of the Uchiha death glare at Naruto.
"Tell me how to obtain your powers in order to curse you as well."
Naruto laughed, for who could honestly keep a straight face when looking at the great mighty, powerful emo-prince singing a demand.
"Sorry Sasuke, but the only way to obtain my powers is by being one of three brothers, or one of three sisters."
Sasuke's glare grew several levels as Naruto spoke normally, but was stopped from yelling at him, when several new singing voices showed up.
"Uzumaki, you are requested by the council of Konoha."
Naruto snickered at the singing elites, with one of them going to strangle the boy, but the other three held him back. Naruto calmly walked to the Hokage tower.
===back to the council===
Hiashi was calm and collected by nature, he was always the voice of reason, though he still doubted the safety of being too close to something with as much malice chakra as the Kyuubi had sealed in them. Hiashi was no fool in thinking the demon could break out, he knew the skills of the fourth, and he knew where the seal came from, he had done a little research on it, but he also knew that if you shook something enough, the contents would leak out, and where that stuff landed would be stained, and he didn't desire to know the extent of the effects of that happening, but even he was being pushed to his limits with this damn singing, he hated musicals, and when he was watching a bad musical, he just wanted to kill the singers, though he only hated musicals because he would always take his wife to one on their anniversary, and he even took Hinata on occasion, but would you want to be reminded of the only woman you ever loved?
But this was the worse musical he had ever listened to, it was even worse than that one musical where the main actor was tone deaf, though he was suppose to be, due to it being part of the script, he still hated it, but this was a musical that every actor was tone deaf in, and he was just wishing for it to end. He almost jumped and strangled the Uzumaki boy when he entered the room.
"You wanted to see me Hokage-jiji?"
And the little bastard didn't sing... several eye twitches from all of the council members. Sarutobi decided to ask.
"Naruto, do you have any idea what has happened to us?"
Naruto smiled.
"I placed a curse on the village."
Danzo glared at the boy as he spoke... er, sang.
"Well reverse it now, before I vote to end your life."
Naruto smirked.
"Killing me makes the spell permanent."
Everyone widened their eyes at that concept, and Naruto spoke again.
"And now, if you want me to reverse the curse, I want you all to grovel and beg for me to reverse it, and it has to be a public groveling."
Everyone glared at the boy, before all of them yelling out at the same time.
"NO!"
Naruto smiled.
"Fine.
In order to teach them a lesson,
force them into their lines,
for till the first curse ends,
make them all sing songs in random trends."
Every council member really didn't like the sounds of that curse.
Sarutobi decided to make a statement.
"Oh Fuck."
===end chapter===
I hope you all enjoyed that one, and yes, the council thought the anbu had lost his mind, and sent him to Ibiki, poor soul, but the next chapter, and maybe the one after, shall have to do with singing, and so, you all get to pick songs you want the characters to sing, like Ibiki singing I feel pretty... that would be hard to put in there, but hey, I will if any of you want it in there, but I shall also be asking for advice on what to have the council bribe Naruto with to get him to stop the singing, and also, if you all want to read about Naruto singing, that would be doable, if the song he sings is a duet, so I hope you enjoy the musical mayhem that is the Konoha musical ark, due to me wanting to try my own ark, rather than use the arks from the show.
Council Members: "Have mercy on us."