The Wizard of Gaea
Disclaimer- we don't own the wizard of oz or the Escaflowne or the pizza hut or the doughnut shop, or the whatever. Truth is we own nothing.
So there.
But today's Dilandau's birthday!! Yayayayyayyayy! Happy birthday Dilandau, you turn 16 for millionth time! But I guess it's unlucky, because tomorrow I start school...just to let people know I am fighting with my friends, so Rhee won't be helping me for a while.
But still, happy b-day dilly! Now for your present----becoming a dog, again.
The group of misfits walked into a deep jungle. The forest had receded into a jungle, but don't ask us how. We aren't sure. Then a giant Van jumped out of the bushes.
"Roaoaorrr!" he yelled. Dilandau sneered.
"You're a supposed to go MOOOEERRROO!" Dilandau yelped as he could.
"Ahahahahah!" Van yelled, running back into the bushes. "That's scary. I'm scared."
"Bwwhahahahahaah! I shall get revenge for my face!" Dilandau laughed, but unfortunately Hitomi put Dilandau back into her gym bag.
"We sorry Van, everyone's afraid of Dilandau. He's crazy." Hitomi sighed.
"Hey I heard that!" Dilandau's voice was heard from the layers of gym socks.
"Well, everything scares me! Even Allen!" Van pointed to Allen.
"I'm afraid of him too." Folken said as he edged away from the drooling Allen.
"If I only had a brain." Allen said happily.
"I want to go home."
"I need an arm....umm heart."
"I need courage."
"I need an air freshener." Hitomi hit her bag. "Owwwww.."
"Why are you in the jungle Van? I thought lions lived in the dessert." Folken said as a monkey dropped a banana on Allen.
"The other lions kicked me out, so I went to the zoo. But the zoo didn't need a lion, so I went to the bar, but the loud men scared me. So I came here." Van motioned to his camp. It was a paper bag.
"Where's the fire?" Hitomi asked, fighting with Dilandau who had gone fire happy at the mention of it. And now was jumping around in the bag.
"I am afraid of fire, so I ate everything raw. But I am afraid of raw meat, so I starved." Hitomi looked at the pathetic Van.
"If I only had a brain!" Allen yelled as the monkeys took him off to their leader.
"Oh, my! They're taking Allen! I hope he doesn't get away!" Hitomi said with fake enthusiasm. So they left Allen with the monkeys and continued along the dirt road.
"Van? Are you okay?" Folken asked as his brother started to turn purple.
"I am afraid of too much oxygen, so I am not breathing." Van sucked in his breath again.
"Alright..."
"Kill yourself! Kill yourself!" Dilandau's chants came from the bag. "Wait! No! Don't! Because then I can't kill you!" Hitomi whacked her bag against a near by tree.
"Shut up!" Hitomi screamed at the dog.
"Fine." Dilandau grumbled.
The road disappeared into a pretty dead field. But there was something standing waiting for them.
"Oh no." Hitomi groaned.
"If I only had a brain." Allen said happily, drooling.
"I guess he was too stupid for the monkeys." Folken said. Van started to spray Allen with disinfectant.
"He has monkey germs! Those types eat your eyes out! Got to get them before they get me!" Van squealed in fear.
"Whatever...."
"What pretty flowers." Folken stated, looking at the dieing poppies.
"Oh, they are umm very nice?" Hitomi looked at the blackened flowers.
"Here you go!" Van tossed a bunch of flowers at Hitomi. "I picked them, but then I got afraid to hold them." Hitomi sneezed.
"Allergies." Folken told Van, who rushed behind Folken.
"I'm afraid, what if she's gives them to me?" Van quivered.
"If only I had a brain." Allen sighed, eating the flowers. Hitomi wouldn't stop sneezing.
"These are evil flowers set by the evil witch of the east!" Van squealed.
"Millerna already died. The wicked witch of the west is the one who set the flowers." The man sounded annoyed.
"W-w-ww-who said that?" Van shouted at the ceiling.
"Calm down, he isn't going to eat you." Folken stated.
"Eat me!?" Van's eyes widen. He didn't know that the man ate people, or lions.
Hitomi continued to sneeze.
"We should get her out of the flowers." Folken said, as he pulled Van through the flowers. Van grabbed Hitomi and they rushed out of the field.
Allen followed.
The road ended at two giant green doors. Hitomi, who had stopped sneezing, knocked on the door.
"Yesh?" Moleman looked out over the group.
"We were wondering if we could see the wizard of Gaea?" Hitomi asked the Moleman.
"No, the wizard is very busy. No need of new shoes." Moleman closed the little head hole. Hitomi knocked again.
"Yesh?" the Moleman stuck his head out again.
"I have special shoes. The good witch Katty gave them to me." Hitomi swung her foot out for the Moleman to see.
But the shoe fell off. And hit the door, which knock the Moleman unconscious.
"Oh! I am so sorry!" Hitomi said. The Moleman didn't respond. Gades appeared over the Moleman's body.
"Who are you?" Gades yelled down.
"I'm Hitomi, I've come to see the great wizard of Gaea!" Gades looked at them for a moment.
"If I only had a brain." Allen said dreamily at Gades.
"Right away sir!" Gades opened the doors for the stupid Allen.
"Well maybe he is some good..." Folken said, looking at the wide-eyed Allen.
"I'm afraid the doors will close on me! I am not going in!" Van screamed, clutching Folken's cloak.
But they entered in anyways. And Van was more afraid of being alone than being squashed.
"You have to wear these." Merle growled, handing everyone a pair of green glasses.
"Why thank you!" Hitomi said, putting them on. Merle stared at the gym bag, which was squirming.
"What's in that?" Merle asked.
"My dog." Hitomi sighed.
"What? Animal abuse!" Merle screamed, and the dozens of animal characters in the series come rushing out to help free the poor abused animal.
"We'll take good care of you!" Merle squealed. Dilandau gasped at the clean air.
"It smells of old cheese in that bag!" Dilandau yelled at Hitomi.
"I always keep cheese with me at all times. It keeps away the aliens." Hitomi told Dilandau.
"How do you know that works?" Folken asked.
"I'm afraid of that too!" Van said, snatching the cheese away from Hitomi.
"Well, I am still here. So the alien's haven't abducted me yet." Hitomi explained her theory.
"Oh..." Folken stared at Hitomi.
"We will prepare you to see the great wizard!" the millions of animal characters said in unison.
The group went through many preps, then a few preps, then a million preps, and some more preps to see the great wizard.
Hitomi got a new gym game, with clean socks.
Dilandau got his fur cleaned.
Van didn't get anything because he wouldn't let any of them touch him.
Folken's arm was polished, Dilandau's lighter fluid had turned it a pretty purple swirl-y color.
Allen wasn't touched, because he wouldn't even be able to tell the difference if he was.
And then they were ready to see the great wizard.
Too be continued.....
Happy birthday Dilandau! And happy birthday, slayers! Since no one knows your birthday, you'll just have to share it will Dilandau. But if anyone knows the slayers birthdays, tell me. It would be greatly appreciated.
''- me-ow ; kat