Penelope Garcia Morgan knew she screwed up. Why she had agreed to babysit Jack, and Henry on top of her own to little heathens was beyond her.

The team decided they needed to unwind from a terrible case in Utah involving brutal murders with excessive stabbings. JJ's, and Hotch's babysitters bailed at the last moment, being that it was spring break and all, they knew they weren't going to find a sitter for miles around. Penelope being Penelope decided that she could handle all four by herself. She insisted that Derek go with his team. She knew he needed a little fun too.

Penelope looked around her living room. There were tiny race cars, leggos, crayons, and every other toy in her house thrown everywhere, and it was all her fault. She hadn't meant to get caught up in the new software she had created, but she wanted it just right for Monday morning at work, after all the Oricle of all Knowing had to have the best software in the F.B.I.

It started off innocent enough. She put on Finding Nemo, and the kids seemed to be tired, so she snuck into her adjacent office, and started making her tweeks to the software to get it just right.

She looked down to see that her coffee cup was empty. She headed towards the kitchen to refill it from the new pot she had put on an hour before.

When she went to reach for the coffee pot her stomach dropped.

The pot was completely empty.

"Oh shit.", She thought.

She muttered to herself, "Maybe they poured it out. Yeah that's it."

Penelope ran into the living room, and to her horror she realized she had 4 kids under 7 running around like banshees.

Penelope yelled out, "Jack Hotchner you get off the windowsill. Now!."

Jack shook his head in compliance and said, "Okay Aunt P. Catch me."

Penelope muttered under her breath, "Oh Christ."

Luckily Penelope caught Jack in just enough time to see her daughter try and do a cartwheel in front of the tv.

Penelope bit out, "Jazz what are you doing?"

Jasmin widened her eyes and said, "Mommy I have no clue, but I can't stay still.. I gotta run." With that Jazz took off like a bolt of lightening running around the room.

Penelope groaned and said, "Oh no where his Henry?"

Penelope searched the living room. She couldn't find Henry anywhere. Panic started to set in.

Little Dylan Morgan tottered over to his mother and tugged the bottom of her skirt and then pointed upwards.

Somehow Henry LaMontagne managed to climb up Penelope's curtains, and now hung from the cast iron bar holding them up.

Henry laughed and said, "Look Aunt P. Look how high I got. I can see your-..What does mommy call them? Oh yeah, I can see your roots."

Penelope didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

Penelope in a pleading tone said, "Henry stay there please. I will get you down."

Henry innocently asked, "What if I just let go?"

The only response Penelope could come up with was, "Do not let go, do you hear me?"

Penelope searched the room to find a chair she could pull over.

An exasperated Penelope yelled, "Jasmin please bring mommy a chair."

Jasmin was too busy holding her brother's hand and jumping in place rather rapidly.

Jasmin giggled out, "Mommy I am trying but I can't stay still."

Penelope groaned internally and thought, "Oh god it's like they are all on drugs."

Penelope felt like hiding in a closet.

Penelope said, "Okay Henry I am going to get a chair. Please hold on."

Henry vowed, "I promise aunt P I will hold-, "Penelope could see Henry's little fingers slipping from the bar.

Penelope grabbed Henry. He almost dropped through her hands.

Penelope thought to herself, "Okay so I have Jack, Jasmin, and Henry."

"Frik where is Dylan." Dylan decide now would be a good time to roll around in circles on the floor.

Penelope let panic seep in. She thought, "If Hotch, and JJ see their kids like this they are going to kill me. Okay think Penelope what can I do?"

Penelope snapped her fingers and said, "Warm milk."

Penelope turned to head towards her kitchen. Then she turned back around and realized they had all crashed. Jasmin fell asleep next to Henry. Penelope smiled. Her smile faded when Jasmin smacked Henry in his sleep.

Penelope whispered, "Oh I forgot my munchkin slept like a ninja. I better move her."

Penelope scooped down to pick Jasmin up. Just then she heard the door knob turn. Derek stopped dead in his tracks. He grinned from ear to ear.

Derek smirked and said, "Care to explain goddess?"

A defeated Penelope said, "I ummm."

Frack there wasn't a lie good enough to explain why their living room looked like a war torn country.

Penelope sighed and said, "I was working on some new software. I thought they were almost asleep."

Derek wiggled his eyebrows and said, "I guess you thought wrong huh?"

Penelope with mock anger said, "That's right rub it in Mr. profiler man."

Derek tried to look as innocent as possible and said, "I would never. Here's what I am going to do for you."

Derek picked up his phone and called Hotch. "Hey Hotch the kids are already asleep. Just let the boys stay the night. Is JJ with you?..Alright boss man see you guys in the morning.

Derek put his phone back in his pocket and asked, "Seriously P what happened?"

Penelope said flatly, "They drank an entire pot of coffee."

"They what?"

"You heard me."

Derek laughed so hard he thought he would pass out.

"Baby girl I bet you had fun with that?"

"Shut up Morgan."

"Oh its Morgan is it now? Last night it was big-

Just then Clooney came busting into the living room damn near toppling Derek over."

Penelope and Derek looked at each other.

Penelope smacked her forehead and said, "Derek you don't think?"

Derek jogged into the kitchen looked in Clooney's bowl and saw a few drops of what was left of Coffee in Clooney's bowl, "Yep the dog drank it too."

"Oh god. Derek I am so sorry."

"Naw don't worry about it mama. Come one let's get this place cleaned up, and the kids moved. I see your already moved our little Bruce Lee.

"Yeah she already smacked Henry in the face."

Derek chuckled and said, "Good no boy should be that close to her."

Penelope in a chastising tone said, "Derek Morgan I don't-"

Derek kissed the living daylights out of his wife.

Derek growled, "Woman the sooner we get this mess cleaned up, the sooner I can show you a goodnight."

Penelope giggled and said, "Okay hotstuff only if you let me show you a good morning."

Derek cocked one eyebrow and said, "Deal."