A/N Hall
Kaida- Haha, back so soon!~ My first reviewer for my new Talkshow!~ Please thank Ikarishipping4ever for her AWESOME reviews!~ And-
Lilac- Let me speak!
Kaida- No way! This is my-
Lilac- crosses arms and frowns- Who funnafyed this hall?
Kaida- You.
Lilac- Yeah and who is the one you complain to every morning, evening, and night?
Kaida- You.
Lilac- Exactally, so that's why I officially own this hall -shoves Kaida out- Bye bye!
Kaida- Curse her super intelligence. I own nothing!
A/N Hall
Me- Yokay, I'm back...wow, two stories, I am on a role.
May- Two?
Me- Yeah, one is called Is Love Really What I Want and the other...this.
Dawn- Didn't your mom say not to read two stories at once?
Me- stares at her blankly-...Who asked you? How do you know that? And, I'm writing stories smart-one, not reading them.
Dawn- Do I answer those questions?
Me-...Shut-up. Anyway, on with the-
Misty- The boys aren't here.
Me- The boys aren't...where are they?
May, Dawn, and Misty- shrug-
Me- Don't shrug at me, I can't start without them! I am on a time schedule here -taps watch- tell me!
Misty- Maybe they're hiding.
Me- Now why would they do that?
May- sarcastic- Oh I don't know...maybe because we're always on these stupid dare thingies and we always get embarrassed.
Me-...Sassy...anyway, that's what these are for! Duh! Now we're wasting precious time! Find them!
Dawn- Maybe they're playing that stupid game with that plumber that you like.
Me- Mario Kart?...Hmm, I DID show them the game...-goes back stage-
Misty- She's gone, let's run for it!
Me- AH! Don't even try it! You should try harder on that whispering you know, the people in Czechoslovakia can hear you.
May- Checkoso-what?
Me- A place in Britain or something, anyway it's faraway.
(backstage)
Me- I hope either Drew or Paul is winning...Ash can't win for nothing.
(I walk into a room with a huge screen TV and see Ash jumping up and down)
Me- What happened?
Drew- Ash beat us with Peach and Daisy.
Me-Peach and D-...who'd you have?
Drew- I had Yoshi and Mario and Paul had Bowser and Baby Bowser.
Me- And you lost to...come with me, all three.
(front stage)
(the girls are seen watching a movie)
Me- Oh Jesus Christ, you people are like little kindergartners...you can't just sit and stay...I have half a mind to chain you to the floor.
Drew- So you have half a mind, not a full one?
Me- ...Shut-up, these are by -turns off the movie- Ikarishipping4ever.
Misty- Hey!
Me- Hey! Hey! Hey!...are you trying to be like the lady Fat Albert? Anyway, here are her's ---
Hey!~ can i be a host or co-host? anyway yay a new story! update soon!~ My
Dares and Truths:Drew: where do you get the roses from? and do you refer to may as bueatifly? i
dare you go go out on a date with dawn.
Paul: why do you hate ash? and i dare you to kill may and face the wrath of
drew.
May: what boy do you like or love the most? and i dare you to have a battle
with misty.
Misty: why do you love water pokemon? and i dare you to make out with ash.
Ash: why are you really dense? and why do you always travel with girls you
just meet? i dare you to make out with dawn.
Kaida: free cake and cookies! and you can have my level 100 dialga.
~Bye~
Ikarishipping4ever!
and yay im the first reviewer!
Me- Please welcome...our new co-host...Courtney and her level 100 Dialga!
(a portal opens in the middle of the stage and out pops Courtney and Dialga)
Me- Talk about an entrance...everyone say hi.
Misty- Hi.
Me- Can't you do any better?
Misty- Hi...Courtney.
Me- I tried. Everyone...
Dawn- Hello Courtney!
May- What's up Courtney!
Drew- Hi.
Ash- HI!
Paul-...
Me- Paul. The normal 'dot dot dot'? Come on, say hi!
Paul-...Hi...
Me- You suck you know that?
Dawn- I thought you were a fan.
Me- I am.
Courtney- Can we get a move on? Please?
Me- Of course. Your first dare and truth is for...uh...-looks around annoyed- Where's that blasted, unreliable Noctowl?
Courtney- points to the ceiling- That it?
Me- looks up- What is it doing hanging upside down...asleep?
Drew- I think it thinks it's a bat...
Me-...Now why would an owl-
Ash- Sometimes...I think I'm Ironman...can't blame an owl for trying.
Paul- Ironman?
Ash- Yeah, Ironman...the man made of IRON!
Paul-...Riiiight...-mutters- pathetic kid.
Me- Someone help me get the unreliable excuse for an ugly bird-
Dawn- You are NOT nice to your Pokemon...you're like...like...like Paul -points to him-
Me-...It freaking HIT me. You think I'm going to be nice to an ugly owl the effing HIT me?
Courtney- I think she's right.
Me-...Fine...just help me...Psylia, teleport a cannon here please.
Psylia- Whatever -a cannon appears in front of her- Happy?
May- Are ALL your Pokemon...rude?
Me-...Not my Flareon...anyway...Dawn, get in the cannon.
Dawn- But-
Me- I NEED this show running, now GET in the stupid cannon!
Dawn- crawls in- I'm in.
Me- lights the fuse and points it at Noctowl- Fire!
(Dawn knocks Noctowl from his sleep and he pecks her like mad)
Me- fuming- Noctowl! Do the sound effects..NOW!
Noctowl- pulls a lever and the sound DUN DUN DUNNNN! comes out- There. -hangs on ceiling again-
Me-...-.-...Stupid bird...anyway, Drew!
Drew- Me?
Courtney- YES! Where...do you get the roses from?
Me- Yes, Drewy, my sweet -ignores May's glares- Where?
Drew- I don't know.
Me and Courtney- Y-y-y-you d-d-don't KNOW! How do you NOT know?
Drew- shrugs- I don't know.
Me- I say you're a magician.
Drew- Why?
Me- sarcastically- I. Don't. Know.
Courtney- Question two, do you refer to May as a Beautifly?
Drew-...No...
Me- And why not?
Drew- Does she look like a Beautifly?
Courtney-...If you examine closely, you'll see how she...No.
Drew- There.
May- So, I'm not beautiful?
Drew- Not really...
Me- So she's...kinda beautiful?
Drew- I said 'not really' not kinda.
Me- Same difference. Dare!
Courtney- Go on a date with Dawn.
Me- Aww...why not me?
May- *thinks* Or me?
Dawn-grabs Drew's hand- I'd love to!
Me and May- glares-
Courtney- Bye bye! -shoves them out the door-
Me- Who's next?
Courtney-...Paul.
Me- I'm going to save his dare for when Drew comes back.
Courtney- Fine with me. Now Paul...why do you hate Ash?
Ash- Yeah, why DO you hate me?
Misty- Yeah, no one hates MY Ash!
Me, Ash, and Courtney- YOUR Ash!
Misty- I...I mean...Th-the Poke-Pokemon Company's...A-Ash...-smiles sheepishly-
Me-...Girl...you know stuttering makes the situation worse. Anyway, Paul, answer.
Paul- He's a pathetic wimp.
Me- That is not a reason...everyone knows Ash is a pathetic wimp, give us something...is it because he knows Dawn better than you?
Paul- NO!
Me- You answered too quickly!
Courtney- IN DENIAL! Paul is IN DENIAL!
Paul- Am not!
Me- Denying denial means you're in denial times two! You lose!
Everyone (including Courtney)- sweatdrops-
Me- What?
Misty- That made no sense...what-so-ever.
Me- Yeah it did.
Courtney-...Uhhh...Huh. Next, May, what boy do you like the most.
Me- I'll give you multiple choice. Either--- A) The AWESOME Brendan. B) The CREEPY Harley. C) The COOL Wally. D) The ANNOYING Steven. E) The STUPID Maxie. F) The OTHER STUPID Archie. OR G) The SEXY HOT Drew?
May- What?
Me- sighs- Brendan, Harley, Wally, Steven, Maxie, Archie, or the sexy hot Drew?
Misty- The what?
Me- I love Drew okay, he's effing HOT okay? I say what I want, this is a free country! Answer puppy-dog ears!
May- W-well, it's between Brendan, Wally, and -whispers- Drew.
Me- What -leans closer-
Courtney- Can't hear ya! -leans closer-
May- Brendan, Wally, or -whispers- Drew.
Me- Brendan, Wally or who?
Courtney- I don't know.
Ash- rather loudly- She said Brendan, Wally or Drew!
Me- You screwed up the moment! Anyway, have a battle with Misty.
Courtney- Since I know you'll lose a fist fight, a three on three Pokemon battle!
Me- That will go down next chappie! Next is Misty!
Courtney- Why do you love water Pokemon?
Misty-...It's in my name.
Me- I don't see water in your name.
Ash- Your name is Misty!
Misty- smacks him- Everyone knows that! I mean, mist is a form of water.
Ash- But your name is Misty...not mist.
Misty- Forget it.
Me- Dare.
Courtney- Make out with Ash.
Misty and Ash- NO!
Me- But, you'll like it.
Ash- Will NOT!
Paul- And how do you know what that is...everyone thinks you're stupid.
Ash- Brock.
Paul- Figures.
Me- What if I shove you into a closet?
Misty- No.
Me- Paid you 5 bucks?
Misty- No.
Courtney- PLEASE! All the Pokeshippers of the world are waiting!
Misty- No! No! and...NO!
Me- You're gonna do it...you won't know when...but you'll do it...and you'll like it -makes an 'I'm watching you' motion- Next.
Courtney- Ash, why are you dense?
Ash- Define...dense...please.
Me-...You.
Paul- scoffs- That's a great definition of dense.
Me- You know what, you shut up Eggplant!
Paul- Eggplant?
Me- Yeah, got a problem Plum Fairy?
Paul- Plum Fairy?
Me- Yeah, Violet!
Courtney- Stop!
Me- Sowy...
Ash- I might act dense...but am I really dense?
Misty, Me, Courtney, May, and Paul- Yes.
Ash-...-hangs head- You're right. Anyway...I don't know.
Me- Whatever, why do you travel with girls?
Ash- I blame the producers.
Me- Why?
Ash- does a rainbow motion with his hands- They created me.
Me- You, Paul, and May and Misty have to do your dares next chapter. Sorry Courtney.
Courtney- No, it's fine, I can't wait!
Me- Me neither!~
Courtney- Oh yeah...YOU have one!
Me- Really?
Courtney- nods- Free cake and cookies!
Me- I like free.
Ash- Can I have some?
May- Me too?
Me- No way! I LOVE me some cake!
Misty- And cookies?
Me- Them too!
Ash and May- Aw -pout-
Me- Pouting is illegal in these 20 states.
Paul- What 20 states? We're in you mind.
Me- QUIET NON-BELIEVER! Anyway, I guess you can have your cake AND eat it too!
Courtney- Yep!
Me- Welp...Time to go, you are welcome anytime Courtney!
Courtney- Thank you!
Me- Dawn and Drew are going to be here next chapter because...I don't want any interruptions in my goodbyes.
(Drew and Dawn walk in)
Misty- Too bad.
Me- Darn. Anyway, time to say sayonara!
Courtney- Bye! -waves-
Boys- wave-
Girls- BYE!
Me- R&R. More dares, no M dares. Someone help me whip my worthless Pokemon (specifically Noctowl...stupid bird...it EFFING HIT ME! I was battling Justy, someone I don't know the gender of, and he EFFING HIT ME! I hate it, I don't know why the devil I kept it). Thank Courtney (Ikarishipping4ever) for her dares and forgive me for waiting for some dares, this is getting pretty long. Bye
A/N Hall
Kaida- Whew! That was long!
Lilac- arms still crossed and still frowning- What are you doing here?
Kaida- I'm sorry okay?
Lilac- Uh-huh -walks into a random door-
Kaida- She's a pain...Anyway, hope you enjoyed it, me and Paul don't get along ^-^' anyways, Bye bye bye!
(Bye Bye Bye by N Sync plays in the background)