Author's Note: Don't own Glee.... don't own the songs being used. Don't sue me! I don't have the money to pay you.
Tension was building up in the Choir Room. Since Jesse had transferred to McKinley High, everyone in New Directions has been eyeing him and wondering what his intentions were. Well…everyone except Rachel. Rachel was already convinced that he transferred there just to be with her.
Mercedes looked at Rachel and then back at Jesse. Leaning in near Tina's ear, she whispered, "Do you think Schuester and Jesse share pointers on hair products?" She was curious to see if what Brittany was saying was true.
Tina looked at Mercedes and was surprised that she would ask her something about that. "Isn't this something that you should be talking about with Kurt?" she asked. It wasn't that she minded it. It was more like she was wondering where on earth Kurt was.
"Kurt went on a date with Ashley," she replied. The moment she mentioned the name, every single person in the Choir Room looked at her, confused.
"Are you telling me he's out with a girl?" Santana asked. She had already labeled Kurt gayer than Carrot Top taking steroids. She knew Kurt had a sensible fashion sense but she was surprised that Mercedes hadn't beaten Ashley to a pulp yet.
Mercedes shrugged. "I…don't know," she simply said. She wasn't exactly sure if Ashley was a boy or a girl. She could only think of faint memories of her crushing on Kurt right before he came out to her. "I hope it's a guy and not a girl…"
Will walked in on everyone, wondering about Kurt and he laughed. "Alright you guys, we have a theme of the week that was suggested by Mike and Matt. So your assignment is to find your favorite TV theme song." He nodded at them.
Mike raised a finger and was about to speak. And once again Matt cut in. "Can we do full versions of theme songs as well and even ones from animes?" he asked.
Everyone except Mike and Will looked at Matt, mouths wide open. They were all surprised he spoke. Mike however looked at Matt a little frustrated that he interrupted.
"Uhh yeah sure," Will replied. He smiled and took off his jacket.
Brad and the rest of the jazz band started playing a familiar tune. And Will started to sing.
"Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
In West Philadelphia I was born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. "
The members of the Glee Club started dancing and singing along with Will. Mike started doing his signature pop and lock moves and Matt sang rather loudly.
"When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air."
They all laughed as Kurt came in through the door. "Everyone…" he said. "I would like you all to meet Ashley."
A boy that looked a little similar to Kurt walked in. The only differences were that Ashley had green eyes rather than blue and he wasn't wearing a male Cheerios uniform. "Hello everyone," he said, rather shyly.
Kurt smiled and held his hand. "It's okay you don't have to be shy," he said. He led him into the room.
"Kurt…is that your brother?" Brittany asked, out of the blue.
Everyone looked at Brittany, surprised at what she had said. It was like she wasn't paying attention from what was being said earlier.
"Oh no Brittany," Kurt said, smiling at Ashley. "He's my boyfriend."