PurplePantherXVI: Before we begin, I'd like to say thank you to everyone who has read, reviewed, or followed this story. Thank you so much :)

NO Gears- Thank you for reading and reviewing this story as you have all my stories, and for all your support. I'm glad you enjoyed and found this story funny :)

Tsunami the Hedgehog- Thank you for reading and reviewing this story. I'm glad you like it. To answer your question about Vexen's homemade pickles, it's an inside joke between me and a friend of mine. In the Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories manga, Vexen asks Zexion what he thinks of his homemade pickles. I hope I was able to answer your question :)

Miwasaki Yuki- Thank you for reading and reviewing this story. I'm glad you found it funny and enjoyed. And yes, it is a multichapter ;)

PurplePantherXVI: Thank you to all three of you, reviews make me so happy to hear that people are enjoying my stories. And now, Luna with the disclaimer...

Luna: PurplePantherXVI doesn't own Kingdom Hearts or Harry Potter for that matter. And be on the watch for nargles, everyone.

Ryou: Kitty, what are nargles?

PurplePantherXVI: Ryou, what are you doing here?

Ryou: I got lonely...Anyway, please enjoy :)

Marluxia's Evil Plan of Doom

"Now," Axel said and the three assembled nobodies turned their attention toward him. "I think it would be a good idea if we got some extra help to assist us in taking over the Organization."

"That does sound like a good idea..." Namine contemplated.

"Absolutely not!" Larxene and Marluxia screamed at the same time. "Jinx!"

"Why not?" Axel asked. "The four of us can't take over the Organization by ourselves. And it would be helpful to have some backup, considering Xemnas has control of the heartless and lesser nobodies."

"Because I don't want to have to deal with more annoying people," Larxene stated.

"And because I don't want to share my special evil pink flower cupcakes with anyone." Marluxia said. "Especially the ones with the rainbow sprinkles...those are the best..."

"Well..." said Axel, and the three turned once more to him.

"Axel, what did you do?!" Demanded Larxene.

"I sort of invited Voldemort and the death eaters to help us with our evil plan to take over the Organization..." At that moment, a group of wizards wearing dark cloaks apparated into the room.

"I am Lord Voldemort." Announced the leader who was pale, bald and had no nose. "But you may adress me as..." In the background, thunder clapped. "The Dark Lord."

"And we are the death eaters," the wizards assembled said. "We are the Dark Lord's followers. We are evil and practice the Dark Arts. We'd also like you to know that we love kittens and special evil pink flower cupcakes. Especially the ones with the rainbow sprinkles..."

"Nooo, not my special evil pink flower cupcakes with the rainbow sprinkles!" Cried Marluxia, as the death eaters raided Castle Oblivion's kitchen and ate all the special evil pink flower cupcakes.

"We are here," Voldemort said, once the death eaters returned from their destruction of the special evil pink flower cupcakes along with an unhappy Marluxia. "To help take over Hogwarts."

"He does know that we are taking over The Castle That Never Was, not Hogwarts, right?" Namine whispered to Axel.

"I might have left a few minor details out..." Axel whispered back.

"Let us introduce ourselves." Voldemort exclaimed. "As you know, I am Lord Voldemort." Once more, thunder clapped. "Not Lord Baldemort, not Voldy and definitely not Mr. Voldy de Baldy Tom Marvolo Riddle the Second."

"I am Bellatrix Lestrange." One of the death eaters said, a woman with thick black hair. "And this is my sister Narcissa Malfoy, her husband Lucius and her son..."

"Her hair!" Screamed Larxene, and everyone looked at her. "It's black and white. Destroy it!" Larxene and Marluxia grabbed paint guns, one filled with yellow and one filled with pink, and began to attack the death eaters. Their black robes were tainted with bright cheerful pink and yellow paint, including Mr. Voldy de Baldy Tom Marvolo Riddle the Second's robe. Everyone was silent until...

"I love it!" Squealed Voldemort. "OMG, we should totally wear pink and yellow robes instead of black."

"But, The Dark Lord," began Bellatrix.

"Silence, Bella!" Voldemort screamed. "Wait, isn't Bella that girl from that vampire romance book series Toilet? Was that it's name?" He turned to his death eaters.

"I believe it was Twilight." Said Snape. "I love that book, my book buddy Zexion and I are always discussing it during our Book Club sessions..." Snape noticed everyone staring strangely at him. "I mean, I hate that book. It is horrid and doesn't deserve to be called literature..." Everyone was still staring at him. "...I have Book Club with Zexion now...And we're definitely not going to be discussing Twilight..." Snape apparated, leaving the rest of the death eaters and nobodies in silence.

"So, who wants ice cream?" Asked Axel, holding up a cooler full of sea salt ice cream. Everyone nodded, and after a quick ice cream break were once more seated at the table.

"As I was saying," said Voldemort. "I shall now be called The Yellow and Pink Lord! Isn't that much more evil sounding than the Dark Lord? Plus it fits with my new outfit." At that moment, a huge wave flooded the building, washing off the paint.

"Whoops, sorry!" A cheerful voice called from the floor above.

"DEMYX!" Screamed Larxene, summoning her kunai and running upstairs to beat up Demyx.

"Run, run away!" The voice screamed, with shouts of "come back here" in the distance.

"Noooo, now I have to be The Dark Lord again and not The Yellow and Pink Lord!" Cried Voldemort.

"And we still haven't gotten anything done..." Axel face palmed.

"It's okay, Axel, I'm sure one day we'll finally take over the Organization. And then you'll have your power. And Marluxia and Larxene will get to paint the Organization's castles the colors they want, and not boring black and white. And I'll finally be rid of Vexen's awful homemade pickles. And maybe Mr. Voldy de Baldy Tom Marvolo Riddle the Second will finally become The Pink and Yellow Lord." Namine comforted.

PurplePantherXVI: What nice words of comfort, Namine.

Ryou: Hey, Kitty, can I be in the story?

PurplePantherXVI: Maybe...

Mokuba: Can I be in the story, too?

Roxas: Shut up Mokuba! Anyway, if any of you haven't figured it out, PurplePantherXVI also doesn't own Twilight, Ryou or Mokuba. They all belong to their respectful owners.

Marluxia: And I own my Special Evil Pink Flower Cupcakes...Especially the ones with rainbow sprinkles...

Vexen: Don't forget about my homemade pickles! I always bring those to Zexion's Book Club meetings with Snape.

PurplePantherXVI: Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed.

Namine: Please, no rude or mean comments. Advice and suggestions are welcome. And reviews are appreciated.

Mr. Voldy de Baldy Tom Marvolo Riddle the Second: Also, if anyone has an evil character you'd like to see appear later on in this story, you may request them in a review or PM. Just leave a note saying the character's name and what book/movie/show they're from. Example: Voldemort, Harry Potter.

PurplePantherXVI: I'll try my best to include them in the story later on. Thanks for reading :)

Larxene: DEMYX!

Demyx: Run, run away!