Edward: how are we gonna get all these kids out?

Ricki: I know right they're crampin my style

Anarib: yup!

Jacob:...but you guys are kids

Ricki: No, we have money

Anarib: and that's what adults are

Ricki and Anarib: kids with money

Jasper: oh that's just great! Real cute guys, real cute!

Snow: oh my #*#*#

Ricki: OMG HEY SNOW

Anarib: Heeeeeeeeeeey

Emmett: Snow is a potty mouth! BAD BOY!

Snow: who are all these people?

Ricki: MY FRIENDS! *smile*

Random girl: HEY RICKI GREAT PARTY

Ricki:...umm thanks*reads girl's name tag* Lorie

Lorie:*runs away*

Carlisle: *walks through door* *looks at random kids* *goes back to hospital...again*

Hazle: Who was that girl?

Ricki: I have no idea, but she was wearing a name tag!

Anarib: hi my peeps

Hazle: didn't we see you already?

Alice: it appears that way

Jasper:Where'd you go Alice?

Alice: to turn up the music

Edward:*having mental breakdown* WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER! WHERE IS MY WIFE! WHERE ARE THEY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Nessie: I'm right behind you daddy!

Edward: oh okay. Where's Bella?

Anarib and Ricki:*silence* *looks at each other*

Ricki: well you see...that's a bit complicated...

Edward: care to explain?

Anarib:umm...*fakes death*

Ricki:...oh no she is dying! I WILL TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL! LET'S GO HAZLE!

Edward: oh no you DON'T!*steps infront of them* Tell me what happened...NOW!

Ricki:I'm not scared of you!*steps closer to Edward*

Optimus Prime:...

Anarib: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE BUDDY!

Optimus Prime:...just now

Emmett: OMG I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN...LOOK *shows Optimus Prime underwear*

Kim Kardashian: does my butt look fat in this?

Klohe: do you like my ring..it's bling bling!

Scott: how you doing, guy?

Ricki: *snaps fingers*

Kim, Klohe and Scott: *get sucked into fiery vortex of death*

Jasper: whoa, if you can do that to them, why can't you do it to all these kids?

Ricki: do what? all I did was snap my fingers...