"He's called the Doctor!" Sang Elise. "But Doctor what? I think he's a Martian, but I'm sure that that's a long shot."
"Doctor!" Sang Amelia. "But Doctor when? I look to prehistoric times and there he is again!"
"Well that's the Doctor!" Sang Kent. "But Doctor how? He saves the planet all the time but never stops to bow!"
"Oh Mr. Doctor!" They chorused. "But Doctor Who? And most importantly, Doctor, how can I find you!"
The song over, the three friends high-fived each other.
"Epic run!" Exulted Elise. Just then a man ran into the house.
"Do you have a defibrillator?" He asked. "Please hurry, my friend's had a heart attack!" The girls ran outside, Kent following with a AED.
As they neared the street corner, they saw a girl and a woman bending over an old man.
"Clear 'im!" Kent said, "We're here to help!"
After he'd been revived, the old man sat up.
"Thank you Ian." He said grudgingly. The younger man smiled.
"You should thank them Doctor." He said, pointing to the shocked trio.
"DOCTOR!?" Yelled Kent, Amelia, and Elise.
"Don't tell me." Groaned Elise. "Barbara Wright," she said, pointing to the woman, "Ian Chesterton," the younger man jerked up, "Susan Foreman, also known as Arkytior," the girl gasped, covering her mouth, "and last, but not least, the Doctor." The Doctor glowered at them.
"You seem to have the advantage of knowing our names." He said. "What, may I ask, are yours?"
"I'm Amelia." Said Amelia. "Hazelnut's Elise, and dipstick's Kent." Kent elbowed her.
"I told you not to call me thaaaat..." She punched him in the side.
"And I told you I don't caaaaare." She mocked.
"Punch and Judy, knock it off!" Elise shouted. They stared at her.
"Punch and Judy are married..." Kent started.
"I know." Elise said cheerfully. "So, do you like Chinese food?" She asked the Doctor and company.
Ten minutes later...
"You hold the first chopstick like a pencil, then put the other one on top of it and pinch it so you can move it up and down." Kent demonstrated.
"Ah." Said Ian, getting it right.
"Finally." Moaned Amelia. "I've finished with mine already, and I was savoring it."
"Which means she chewed." Elise muttered.
"Hey!" Amelia threw a take-out box at Elise's head. Elise dodged her toss.
"You should've said, 'you're late for tea.'" Amelia hooked the chair leg with her foot and tugged, dumping Elise onto the floor.
"No thanks, I prefer coffee." She quipped. Elise grinned.
"Same difference." She said, tossing the take-out box at Amelia's head. It hit her dead-on, Szechuan Shrimp flying everywhere. Kent held his now-empty plate up and caught most of it.
"My favorite." He said as Amelia grabbed a pair of chopsticks.
"Chopstick brigade, ATTACK!" She yelled, chasing Elise around the table.
"Dinner and a show." Said the Doctor dryly. Kent sighed.
"Tell me about it." He stuck a piece of shrimp in his mouth. "They're insane, and they're rubbing off on me, so it's only a matter of time before I get drafted into the Chopstick Brigade." They stared at the fencing between the girls.
"Scary thought." Said Susan.
"Indeed." Agreed Barbara.
"So," Ian leaned across the table to look at Kent. "How did you know us?" Kent gulped.
"Well, it's hard to explain..." He snapped his fingers. "Elise, can I borrow your iPad?" The aforementioned nodded and blocked a swing from Amelia's chopstick.
"Bust it, and I'll beat you like a drum."
"'Kay." Kent grabbed the tablet and tapped the Netflix app and pulled up Classic Doctor Who. "The selection's limited, but I think," he tapped an episode and sat the tablet on the stand in its case.
After fifteen minutes, they sat silent.
"How?" Asked Ian. "How did?" He sat back, dumbfounded. Kent nodded.
"Understand why we were so surprised?" The Doctor rubbed his forehead.
"Somewhat..."
"BONSAI!" Yelled Amelia. Kent produced a water bottle and sprayed the girls. They stopped.
"You've been watching iCarly, haven't you?" Asked Elise suspiciously. Kent smiled.
"Yup."
"Couldn't you have done that sooner?" Asked the Doctor. Kent winced.
"Sorry, I've developed a thick skin when it comes to them. Plus, 'bonsai' means she's going to break out the can o' mace." Elise smacked Amelia on the back of the head.
"Amelia! That stuff stings!" She looked at the companions. "Sorry, it's sorta calm, so... Wait." She stared out the window. "Where did you park the TARDIS?" The Doctor waved his hand.
"A block or so from where you found me."
"Not in front of the house?"
"No, why..." He looked up to see a TARDIS outside the front window. "Oh. Oh my gracious..." The TARDIS doors opened and a man with dark hair and a suit came out. "Aunt." Amelia stood up.
"I'm going to get some pain killers." She said and left. Kent got the door.
"Hello good sir, could you tell us where and when we are?" Asked the second Doctor, followed by a woman in a sparkly unitard and heels and a man in a kilt.
"Of course, Doctor, Zoe, Jamie." Kent replied. There was a moment of silence.
"How do you know our names?" Kent answered by pushing the door open to reveal the first Doctor and his companions.
"Oh, my word!" The second Doctor ran in. "Why, it's you!"
"Ah, it's the dandy." Said the first Doctor. "Susan, Ian, Barbara, meet me."
"Oh, Grandfathers!" Exclaimed Susan, causing Elise to giggle.
"Sorry." She said. "I can't help it!" Ian sat down hard.
"So is that man," he pointed to the second Doctor, "a younger you?"
"Older." Kent interjected, shutting the door. "Older him." Elise smiled at the flabbergasted teachers.
"Tylenol, anyone?" Kent fell over.
"TYLENOL?!" Elise blanched.
"Oh, Moffat." She said, face-palming, "And I forgot, the box fell in the sink, so it's not even labeled!"
"What is that sound?" Asked Zoe. They fell silent and listened to something, or someone, growling.
"Shoot." Muttered Kent, seeing Amelia. "Don't run, back away slowly, no loud noises, and no sudden moves."
"She's allergic to Tylenol." Explained Elise. "Makes her go feral." She paused. "Is anyone wearing red?"
Slowly, Zoe and the Second Doctor shifted their gaze onto Jamie's red kilt. Jamie swore loudly.
"Graaaagh!" Roared Amelia, lunging in and biting onto Jamie's arm.
"OUCH!" Yelled the Scotsman. "Get her off!" Zoe pinched her nose.
"That's not gonna work." Said Elise, grabbing a leather bite glove and a spray bottle. "She curls up her lip and breathes through her teeth."
"Then cover up her teeth..." Ian said as he tried and got bitten.
"And she does that." Said Kent.
"OW! How does she fit..."
"No idea." Elise said, spraying Amelia in the face with the water bottle. "Off. Off. Off. Off. Off. Off. Off!" She said as Amelia let go and tried to bite Elise. Elise let Amelia bite her on the arm with the glove. "Kent! Do you have the allergy medicine?" Kent produced a syringe. "Great! Now stick her with it!" Kent did so and Amelia released her grip.
"WHY DID YOU FORGET TO SAY THE PAINKILLERS WERE TYLENOL!?" Elise grinned.
"Oops?" There was a collective face-palm around the room.
"The beastie drew blood..." Muttered Jamie, looking at his arm.
"Awww... does skirt-man have a boo-boo?" Teased Amanda. Jamie glared at her.
"It's a kilt."
"Whatever. Since when is there..." Amanda trailed off as she saw the second Doctor. "That TARDIS belonged to Dandy Moe, huh?" Elise face-palmed.
"She started with the nicknames." Kent groaned.
"All of your regenerations have a nickname, which only Amelia uses." Elise explained. "Yours are... Amelia, you tell them." Amelia grinned.
"The Geezer and Dandy Moe." There was some indignant spluttering.
"Why, I never!" Said the first Doctor.
"Well, it was either that or the 'eighty-year-old teenager', so, take your pick." Amelia smugly said.
"What's with the racket?" Ten heads whipped around to see a blonde teenager on the stairs. "And who're they?"
"Mayday, it's the Beast." Muttered Amanda.
"10-4." Agreed Kent under his breath.
"They're teachers, from school. You know, the place some of us go to learn but you use to become a walking sperm bank?" Replied Elise. "We're talking about... educational stuff. Right?" There were several nods.
"Why is one of them wearing a plaid skirt?"
"IT'S A KILT!" Shouted Jamie.
"Mr. McCrimmon is our... history teacher... and we're learning about Scotland in school, so he... dressed up like a Scotsman from the eighteenth century!" Said Elise, putting on a fake grin.
"Really?" Asked Elizabeth. Amelia grinned.
"No, it's the first and second Doctors and their companions here because of some freak violation of the laws of time." She said. There was a pause.
"Whatever. Don't do anything I wouldn't do!" Elizabeth said, walking off.
"We don't." Said Elise.
As soon as Elisabeth was gone, Elise smacked Amelia.
"Great job!" Amelia smiled.
"You know I can't tell a lie. Besides, who'd believe us?"
"Excuse me, who was that?" Asked the second Doctor.
"Elizabeth." Said Kent.
"The Beast." Said Amelia.
"My sister." Said Elise glumly.
"Is she a r-" Susan started, to the chagrin of the Doctors.
"Oh yeah." Said Amelia, interrupting Susan.
"Listen, it's late, and we've got to go to school tomorrow, so I'd appreciate it if you'd back to your respective TARDISes or something, okay?" Asked Elise.
"Of course." Said the Doctors in unison. "We didn't mean to intrude." Amanda laughed at that for the next ten minutes.