Hey y'all! Here we are again, in my twisted rendition of Twilight. :) This is incredibly fun to write, and I hope it's just as fun for you to read!

Thanks a ton to my prereader, Delphius Fanfic, and my beta, Layne Faire. They are awesome girls :)

I do not own anything Twilight. It belongs to Stephenie Meyer.

Enjoy!

EPOV

First days at new schools suck. I'd never transferred before, and I found out right away that the people here at Forks High were like vultures! They wanted to know your entire life story. It made me feel like I was on trial or something. My twin sister, Bella, loved the attention. She answered everyone's questions tirelessly, and when I decided to go silent halfway through lunch, she answered for me. I was getting annoyed so I took a book out of my bag and buried my face in it, hoping people would get the hint.

When the bell rang to end lunch, I told Bella bye and headed to my next class, Biology with Mr. Molina. I walked in and went to the teachers desk, just like in every other class, to get my book. He told me to sit at the one table in the lab that had room, next to someone called Jasper Cullen, and I turned to see where he was pointing. Sitting at that table was the most beautiful person I had ever seen. He had curly blond hair down to his chin, and it was tucked behind his ears. He was very pale, from either the weather, or the lighting, I couldn't tell. Hell, it didn't matter. His lips were a deep pink and his eyes were so dark, I thought they might have been black.

Black eyes? Could be contacts, I supposed. They were pretty popular recently.

I took my book from Mr. Molina, and went to sit down. As I slid onto my stool, I noticed that the guy at the table had moved as far away as he could get without sitting in the aisle between tables. What the fuck was up with that? Did I smell or something?

All throughout class, I tried my best to ignore the way the guy next to me was acting, but it was kinda hard to. I was new; what could I have possibly done to make him hate me? Surely, I wasn't that awful to sit with. Every so often, I found myself glancing over at him. He was strange, but kind of mesmerizing. I was afraid to say anything to him, though. My heart was pounding in my chest; the way he was holding on to the sides of the desk had me scared shitless. The more nervous I got, the tighter he held on. Being completely honest, I was tense as hell, just waiting for him to go off and start swinging or something.

When the bell rang, the guy moved so fast getting out the door, I barely registered him leaving. Confused, I packed my backpack and stood up. As far as I knew, I didn't do anything to piss the pale kid off. Tyler, a boy I met at lunch, walked up and tapped me on the arm.

"Hey man, what did you do to Cullen?"

"Huh?" was my elegant reply.

"I've never seen him act like that before," Tyler shrugged as we left the classroom.

"I didn't do anything to him," I told Tyler. "It was weird, sitting next to him with the way he was acting. I wanted to ask him what his problem was, but I was too freaked out. Maybe, if he doesn't act like he wants to kill me tomorrow, I will."

"Your funeral, man," Tyler said, and walked off to his next class.

I stared after him, wondering what the hell he meant.

It was hard for me to concentrate on my classes for the rest of the day. I couldn't get that guy from Biology, Jasper Cullen, out of my head. Thinking about what I could have done to make him mad was giving me a headache.

Bella kept questioning me on the ride home from school: How did I like the people? How did I like the classes? Did I have a lot of homework? I had to bite my tongue to keep from telling her to shut up. It wasn't her fault I was in a bad mood.

When we got home, I went straight to my room and closed the door. Throwing my backpack on the floor next to my desk, I flopped down on my bed. It had been a long day, and before too long, my eyes were closing.

Black eyes in a swirl of a light, blue gray mist. Pale hands, gripping the black top of the lab table. Eerie silence, banging in my head. I could hear my pounding heartbeat. Why was I afraid? I didn't have a reason to be afraid, did I? The light colored haze swirled darker and darker, until it was black, taking those strange eyes with it. I held my breath, waiting for the light to come back, and when it did, it was in the form of red glowing orbs, right where the black eyes once were.

Sitting upright in bed, I blinked rapidly, trying to clear my mind of that weird damn dream. I looked over at my clock on my bedside table and saw it had only been ten minutes since I had fallen asleep. What the fuck?

I shook my head and wandered down to the kitchen, searching for food. Bella was there, leaning against the counter, talking on her phone. Ignoring her, I went to the fridge and pulled out a soda.

"Hey, Edward?" Bella called, and I closed the fridge before turning around to face her.

"Did you see the weird kids at school today?" She asked, and I fought the urge to scoff.

"What weird kids?" I asked, popping the top on my soda and taking a long drink.

"The pale ones that always stay in a group and don't talk to anyone. The Cullens."

"Yeah, I saw them," I answered flippantly. I wasn't quite ready to share my experience in Biology just yet. Not until I understood it, at least. "Why?"

"Just wondering," she said. "I think I might try to make friends with them."

"Okay, then. Have fun with that," I said and headed back up to my room to start my homework.

The next day at school was a little better. There wasn't as much fuss being made over me and Bella, and for that, I was glad. At lunch, I noticed all the Cullens were there, except Jasper. I had been worried about going in Biology, afraid of what Jasper's reaction would be to me today. As soon as I noticed he wasn't at school, I relaxed and was able to eat my lunch in peace.

Biology class went a lot better than it did the day before, without Jasper there, and when class was over, Tyler accosted me again.

"What happened?" he asked, lightly punching my arm. It made me want to knock him down.

"I don't know what you're talking about," I told him while slinging my bag over my shoulder.

"Jasper isn't here," Tyler said. "Did you run him off?"

Pissed, I said, "I don't know why he isn't here, and I really don't give a fuck. I don't keep tabs on him." I walked out of the room, leaving Tyler standing there with his mouth open.

After school, Bella had obviously decided to put her plan to befriend the Cullens into action. She left me waiting by the car while she walked over to the Cullens Jeep, with the pretense of asking one of them for a homework assignment.

I shook my head, partly in awe of her nerve, and also because I was ready to go home. Giving up on waiting, I got in the car and turned it on, blasting the heater on high so I could try to warm my frozen hands. By the time the heater had warmed, the passenger side door opened and Bella got in.

"Well, they were nice," she said airily while fastening her seatbelt.

Pretending to be disinterested, I asked, "Yeah?"

Bella nodded. "And they all are pretty. I'd like to know what kind of stuff they use for their skin. It is flawless!"

"Well," I asked as I backed out of the space and started to leave the school lot, "did you get the homework?"

"Oh, yeah, I got it, but I had it already anyway," Bella waved me off. "I really just wanted to ask them where Jasper was."

I glanced at her. "And?"

"He's visiting family."

I didn't answer her, but my mind was going a million miles an hour. That seemed strange. Jasper went to visit extended family without his brother and sisters? still don't find it strange lol

Dad was home when me and Bella got there, and I dropped my backpack and coat in the entryway, heading straight over to the roaring fireplace to get warm. A chuckle startled me, and I looked away from the fire. Dad was sitting in his chair with the newspaper spread out on his lap.

"Got cold, didn't it?" he asked, and I nodded.

"Yeah," I replied.

"You adjusting to school alright?"

I could sense that Dad was in the mood for a heart to heart and I groaned internally. Why did he want to do this now?

"It's fine, why?" I asked, curious.

"Just wondering," he replied, then paused. "Will you go up to your room with me? Your mom brought something to my attention this afternoon and I would like to talk about it with you."

Suddenly, I felt overheated. What the hell did Mom tell Dad to make him act so serious?

"Yeah, I guess..."

Dad folded his paper, set it aside, then stood. He clapped me on the back and smiled. "Don't look so scared, Edward. You're not in trouble."

I followed him upstairs and to my room. He opened my door and ushered me in. For some reason, I felt like I was heading to my doom. Dad sat on my bed and motioned for me to close the door. After doing so, I stood in front of him, pacing nervously.

"So...uh...what did you want to talk about?" I asked, wanting him to get to the point and get it over with.

"Well, your Mom came in here today, to empty your hamper, and she found some...material...that confused her."

Oh, fuck. As soon as Dad said hamper, I knew what she had found. I had stuck a men's magazine down in my hamper just this morning, before school, when Bella walked into my room without knocking. My face got hot. I knew it looked as red as a Santa hat.

"Uh...I...well..." I stammered, and Dad smiled kindly at me.

"Come sit, Edward, and calm down. It's okay."

I searched Dad's face to see if I could see any disgust or anger. The only emotion I could see was understanding, and his light brown eyes held a smile. Slowly, I walked over to sit beside him. He regarded me with a smile.

"There something you want to tell me?"

Lowering my head, I mumbled, "Do I have to? You know already."

"Yes, I do, but I think it's better if you tell me properly, just to make sure there's no confusion."

Glancing back up at him, I asked, "How did Mom react, you know, when she found it?"

Dad surprised me by chuckling. "I had to tell her it belonged to you, and if she wanted to read it, she could go buy one."

"Oh, God..." I groaned, dropping my head in my hands.

Laughing, Dad put his hand on my shoulder and squeezed lightly. I looked up at him, still embarrassed as hell, but decided to just get it over with, like ripping off a band-aid.

"Okay, fine. I like boys, Dad, not girls. There, I said it."

Dad just smiled at me and squeezed my shoulder again. "Your mom and me, we're okay with it, you know."

My eyes widened slightly. "You are? Both of you?"

"Of course, Edward. You are our son, and it doesn't matter to us whether you like boys or girls, so long as you're happy."

Relief flooded through my body, and I slumped my shoulders, letting the tension go. I had been so afraid for them to find out. But now, in a few short minutes, it was done and over with, and they accepted me for who I was. I loved them so much for that. Although, I was still a bit embarrassed about how they found out.

Suddenly, the whole situation was extremely funny, and I burst out laughing. Dad looked at me like I had grown two heads, and it made me laugh harder.

"Mom..." I gasped out, "...reading..." I was positively guffawing now, doubled over, and Dad caught me by the arm before I fell off the bed. He pulled me into his arms for a hug and I hugged him back, hard. He held me until I calmed down a bit, then let me go. We were both grinning like hell at one another.

"Thank you," I said quietly, and he hugged me again, briefly.

"You don't have to thank me, Edward. I love you."

"Love you too."

Dad stood and patted me on the back. "Come on, let's go have dinner."

I nodded at him, and we walked down to the dining room. Mom and Bella were setting the table and me and Dad exchanged a look. I couldn't help the laughter that escaped, and as soon as I started again, Dad joined in. Mom and Bella peered at us like we were nuts, then Mom's eyes widened.

"Edward Masen Senior, you didn't!" She exclaimed and Dad nodded at her with a big smile.

Bella looked so confused. "Wait. What did I miss? What's so funny?"

We all took a minute to compose ourselves, then Dad said, "Bella, your Mom found something of Edward's she didn't want to give back."

"Ooh," Bella grinned. "Was it weed? Liquor?"

As we all took our places at the table, Dad said, "No, it was one of his men's magazines."

Bella's head whipped around to look at Mom. "You wanted to read Edward's Playboy?" she asked, incredulous, and Dad roared with laughter.

"Oh my God, stop it!" I yelled, embarrassed. "Bella, Mom found a magazine in my room and showed it to Dad. It was a men's fitness book and that outed me, okay?"

I didn't think it was possible, but Bella's eyes got wider. "You're gay?" she almost screamed.

"Yes...duh..." I rolled my eyes, and her mouth dropped open before a sudden smile spread across her face.

"What?" I asked her as Dad put some of Mom's homemade lasagna on my plate.

"Jessica's gonna be so mad!" She exclaimed, and burst into laughter.

Again, I rolled my eyes at her then paid attention to my food. I was starving all of a sudden.

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The next day at school was interesting, to say the least. I had no choice but to come out in front of the whole damn school that morning, when Jessica said something to Bella and she whispered in Jessica's ear.

"YOUR BROTHER'S GAY?" Jessica yelled across the lunchroom, and I cringed.

Every eye in the room was on me and Bella then, even the elusive Cullens. The big one, Emmett, and the blond one, Rosalie, looked angry, but the small one, Alice, was grinning like hell. What the fuck?

After the initial silence, the room erupted in chatter again, and I knew by the glances that kept coming my way that it was about whether what Jessica said was true. Oh well, I decided. If anyone asked, I would tell the truth. I had nothing to hide.

However, by the time the day was half over, I was so tired of all the whispering and gossiping that I started every class by just admitting it. I swear, I had never seen a school so fucking intent on knowing everything about everyone.

The rest of the week went by pretty uneventful, though, and I was glad. When it was time to go home on Friday, I was so relieved it wasn't funny. It had been a day of rare sunshine, and none of the Cullens were at school that day. The other students were in good moods, because of the nice day, and we even got to have lunch in the courtyard.

A bunch of kids stayed after school, to go out somewhere together, including Bella, so I drove home alone. After the stress of the week, I was glad for the solitude. When I got home, Mom and Dad weren't home yet, so I had something to eat then went up to my room.

I dropped my backpack next to my desk, happy to be able to forget about it until Monday, then sat in my desk chair and opened the bottom drawer. There was a stack of magazines in there, ranging from men's underwear catalogues to fitness books like Mom had found. I rifled through them, looking to see if any interested me, but none did.

After closing the drawer, I glanced at my laptop sitting on the desk. I was home alone, so maybe a little porn surfing would help to relax me. I opened my laptop, then went to lock my bedroom door while I waited for it to power up. As soon as it was ready, I went to my favorite site and started to browse.

A video of two dark haired twinks caught my eye and I clicked on it. It started with them naked, laying on each other and kissing. When the one on top grabbed the other's dick, my breathing sped up. The boy whose dick was being stoked arched his back, and his partner sucked on his nipples.

I paused the video long enough to free my aching cock from my jeans and gave it a long stroke, sighing at how good it felt, then skipped the video ahead a bit. The guy with the longer hair was licking the other's balls while teasing his hole with his fingers. Short haired boy was trying to fuck the other boy's fingers, and the noises they were making were fucking sinful.

A spike of lust shot through my stomach while I watched those two pretty boys play, and I worked my cock faster. Suddenly, a loud bang startled me, and I quickly exited out of the website then closed my laptop. Standing, I hurriedly stuffed my cock back into my jeans, wincing at the pain.

When I unlocked my door, I opened it a crack and heard two female voices coming up the stairs. One was Bella, I was sure, but I couldn't recognize the other. Who the hell did she have with her?

As soon as I saw the light brown hair next to Bella's reddish brown, I knew who it was, and I rolled my eyes. Great. Jessica. Why the fuck did Bella have to bring her home? Sighing, I went back into my room and closed the door. It was gonna be a long weekend.

I hope y'all liked EPOV! Please, let me know your thoughts! Jasper is next :)

Penny