AN: TIME FOR ROUND TWO! Apparently haikus are easy to write at 11 at night when half asleep... they turn out kinda weird though XD

I still don't own anybody, and thanks to all who give reviews and cookies!


TRikus: Round Two


Am ninja, fear me,

Mercenary, for I have

Double jump headshot!


Weird swirls of black mist

Foreshadow more dead bodies…

Fluffy needs a hug.


Running in circles

Full health still; one goo flap left

Hell yeah, Boaz got pwned.


Don't hate Underworld

Just think the swan dive's terrible

And don't like swimming :P


Any bike will do

But Anaya can't drive, so

Let's grab this one, 'kay?


The sound of gunfire

And a thrown grenade makes my

Morning: Boom Boom Pow!


Reviews, hugs and cookies are appreciated! Flaming bags of poo are not! I'm writing this while half asleep! Exclamation point!