Glass Houses
Ron and Pansy had their hands all over each other when the door of their home in Surrey had opened.
They were too wrapped up in each other to be aware, as they rolled around Ron and Hermione's marital bed together, showering each other with kisses.
They didn't hear Hermione as she trod silently up the stairs. They didn't hear her open the door to their bedroom, and they certainly didn't hear her gasp of shock as she saw the pair who were in her bed, and what they were doing.
"Ron!" she screeched, her face flushing a violent shade of red. Ron and Pansy sprang apart, pulling the sheets to their chests protectively. Hermione didn't miss the look of smugness that crossed her features, after the initial expression of shock.
Things hadn't been quite right in their marriage for some time, but Hermione didn't think that Ron would do something like this - particularly not when their daughter was playing out in the back garden at that very moment.
"You absolute arse, Ronald Weasley!" she screamed, and looked around wildly. Ron gave a little shriek of shock, before jumping to his feet and beginning to scramble around the room, without a stitch of clothing on. Hermione's eyes finally settled on a set of glass bottles on the nearby shelf.
They were a present from Molly; a fine set of whiskey decanters. However, Hermione didn't care in that moment. She seized two bottles, and hurled them at Ron as he scurried towards the door.
The first one missed completely, shattering against the doorframe. However, the second one collided with the back of his head, making him flinch and groan in pain, before shrinking down in the hallway, clutching his head.
"Get out of my house!" Hermione snarled, snatching the third bottle from the shelf and pointing it threateningly at Pansy. "Both of you!"
Prompt used: Glass Bottles