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Rainbowchameleon- You got that part right sister!

sentimental-obsessed – dude! Harsh.

Spiesareawesome- You're awesome! And love you for the review.

TheDarkKnight1991- Thanks for the review. Really appreciated and I don't mind constructive criticism at all. And yeah the gods will be a little out of character, so they fit to the story like I want them to. And about Aphrodite, She openly admits that she does not like Hephaestus and loves Ares..(As If!) And about Things being in Hephaestus P.o.v, I just wanted to catch his experience when he discovers Facebook. But this chapters in nobody's P.O. , yay!

Facebook…I don't think so…

Chapter 2. - Of walls…and pages…and Friend Requests

Nobody's p.o.v

'So guys, have you heard about Facebook?'

Everybody was staring at Hephaestus. He smirked seeing that obviously he had got everyone's attentions.
'What are you talking about?' Athena asked curiously.
'Athena doesn't know something?' Poseidon said with mock shock on his face. Athena glared at him.
'Hades! You are one big kelp head, aren't you? Do you know what it is?' Athena said already clutching her dagger in case things got dirty.
'Uh, I'd certainly prefer if my name wouldn't be used as slang.' Hades said appearing from the shadows behind Aphrodite who shouted from the sudden surprise and sprayed perfume over his face.

Before chaos would ensue again, Artemis spoke up. 'Okay, I think so the fact that none of us has any idea about this Facebook thing is established and we can move on with our lives again. So can we please let Hephaestus speak?' Artemis finished with a scary tone so everyone naturally obliged.

'I thought about Athena's advice on connecting with mortals and their lifestyle and so I went online and found out that Facebook is the most popular social networking site and its really cool.' Hephaestus explained.

Apollo raised his hand, uh-oh!
'I feel a haiku coming up,' everyone groaned.
'Hephaestus found Facebook
which is cool
but I'm cooler.'

'That was the most horrible haiku I've ever listened to, and don't even get me started on how many syllables each line is supposed to have.' Artemis spat.

'Anyways,' Athena cut off Apollo who had just got the perfect answer back to Artemis, 'I think the idea of Facebook is great. Connecting with mortals and knowing how they live and what they think about us is essential plus we'll also be able to look on what our kids are doing.

That got everyone's attention. The very mature gods loved to poke their immortal noses in their children's business.

'Hmm…so how does this Facebook work? Do we have to give some drachmas or something?' Zeus asked.

'No. It's pretty simple actually. You fill in your details to create an account. You give your name, email idea and display picture and you can post any type of stuff for people to see. And you can add friends with whom you can chat online and share stuff with. So how does it sound?' Hephaestus finished and waited for the idea to sink in.

'That's awesome! Now I can show off my newly upgraded sun chariot to the mortal and immortal world. Oh wait! I have a haiku for this…
I got sun chariot
behold people of Facebook
I am awesome.' Apollo grinned, obviously proud of his awesome haiku (Not).

'Yeah…about that. See everyone can see anything you post or display and even the mist can't stop it. So I'd suggest if you want to blend in with the mortals, please don't put any kind of abnormal photo like flying through the sky or driving the sun.'

'Well I think it is absolutely wonderful and by that way I can spread knowledge in the world.' Athena said.

'It's decided then. All the Olympians shall make Facebook accounts today and will add me as their friend.' Zeus announced.
He received an are-you-kidding-me look on the friend request part.
'What? I'm the king of the gods.' He replied nonchalantly.
'Oh my brother, my stupid egoistic brother.' Poseidon said shaking his head slowly.
'Hey!' Zeus shouted.

'And I guess this is the end of the meeting. So people please go home and enjoy the magic of Facebook.' Athena said and teleported herself to her Bedroom.

As soon as Athena teleported herself to her room, she went and sat down on her chair and opened her laptop.

Well Athena being Athena didn't just open the site. She opened Google first and researched about Facebook. And she was impressed. She read about every feature of Facebook in detail and searched its history back to its creation. She also got to know that Facebook is considered to be one of the most addictive sites. As if! We're gods; we can never be addicted by some puny site. Athena thought to herself. After being satisfied with the amount of research, Athena finally opened Facebook.

The details were easy.
Name- Athena
Age- this was difficult since they had nothing even close to 7 millennia, so she finally settled for 36
E-mail- wiseowl (A/N- Not a real e-mail I.d )
Gender- Female

After clicking sign up Athena was greeted by some procedures in which she uploaded her profile picture. Remembering Hephaestus words she went for a photo in the central park with a business official suit on. She liked and followed some sensible pages like, biggest discoveries of the century, the myth magic, and Stephen Hawking. As soon as she was finished with the procedure she received some friend requests.
From:
Flaming Apollo- Who keeps such a name- Athena thought.
Artemis
King Zeus- Really?
Hera
She accepted all and started to browse through Facebook. And she didn't feel like logging out.

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