Ed and Winry have a… 'Study date'. What could possibly go wrong?
Chapter 2: Study Date
"UUUUGGGGHHHHHH" Winry was very frustrated "THIS IS KILLING ME." They continued working.
"Phft, math" Winry murmured. The two continued working.
"Hey Winry, what's the Pythagorean Theorem again"
"I swear Ed; don't you pay attention in class?" Before Ed could respond Winry continued "The Pythagorean Theorem is the theory that states: a2+b2=c2 and b2+c2=a2 and c2+a2+b2. Understand yet?" (when it says a letter2 it means a square and b square and c square I don't know if they are old enough to be learning it yet but I think it's pretty simple math and they would get it)
"Not really."
"I swear Ed." She muttered a few incoherent words under her breath as she walked stomped out the room. She walked back in with a few papers; that were stapled together.
"Here," Winry tossed the papers at his head, "read this." He did as he was told to do.
"I still don't get it"
"Ed, my wrenches are smarter than you are."
She made him read over the material until he understood it.
"Now was that so hard?"
"Yeah it was"
"Well maybe if you listened in class instead of reading those Alchemy Books you would get it, short stuff." She could swear she saw a vein pop out of his forehead. She decided to go further.
"Half Pint"
"Auto-mail Freak"
"Midget Man"
"I'm still growing Auto-mail Freak"
"Well at least I'm not as short as a 4 year old"
"Well at least I'm not obsessed with auto-mail"
"Well at least I can see the top of a baby's head"
"I guess you can't understand anything because your brain is the size of your body, small!" She smirked.
"That's it." He charged at her and pinned her to the floor.
"What did you just say?"
"That your brain is the size of your body. SMALL"
He sat on her stomach.
"Come again."
"Shorty"
"I'm not getting off until you stop calling me short. No better yet, call me tall."
"Sorry, my parents said not to lie."
He crossed his arms.
"Then we'll be here all night."
She crossed her arms.
"Ed, can you please get off me?"
"Call me tall."
"No"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Good"
"Good"
Al walked in.
"Brother why are you on top of Winry?"
"Because she called me short"
"Brother, get off her"
"No"
"Please"
"Fine, I'll get off."
He got up and helped her up.
"About time short stuff"
"Why you little" He charged up to her and pinned her to the wall this time. Al pulled him of.
"Brother, why are you acting so much like a girl."
"Excuse me" Winry interrupted.
A few minutes later Ed was the one restraining Winry back from chasing Al around the house all night.
Hope you liked it. Yes they are a little out of character. Yes Ed has a very big temper. He's fanatical in believing he's tall. Read and Review