Ch.2

"Sissy?" I hear my little brother ask.

"Harry." I acknowledge.

"Why do we have to call Doo-Doo Head 'Uncle'?" He asked.

"Ask him. My guess is that he's a donkey's hole." I respond.

I hear the pitter-patter of his feet. He's probably going to tell Manning he's a 'Donkey's Hole'. I have to see this. Soon enough, he's glaring down at my
little brother.

"What did you just call me?" He screams.

"What's with all the screaming?" I hear Mother ask, obviously coming to investigate the noise.

"Your youngest brat called me a 'Donkey's Hole'!" Manning shouts.

Mother turns to me. "'Donkey's Hole'? Did you say that?" He asks.

"Yes. Harry asked why Tashio, he, and I had to call Manning 'Uncle'. I said that my guess was he's a donkey's hole." I reply.

"My guess is that you were substituting for..." He guessed.

"Yep. Didn't want him to pick up on bad language." I reply.