Kick: Okay gang, let's split up! I'll check the lower part of Mellowbrook while Kendall checks the upper part, and Gunther checks the middle, let's go!
Kendall: You sound just like Fred Jones.
Kick: Who?
Kendall: Fred Jones. From Scooby Doo.
Kick: Never heard of it.
Gunther: What, are you crazy, that's like my favorite show ever, I have tons of merchandise at home! We even had a Scooby Doo festival in the old country!
Kick: It's a tv show?
Gunther: Yeah! Don't you watch cartoons?
Kick: Car-who?
Gunther: Wow Kick, I knew you were hardcore, but not as if you never watched cartoons before!
Kick: Is it like a ramp?
Kendall: No, it's like an animated tv-show. In fact, you, me and Gunther are all animated characters. And the best thing about being a cartoon character is you can't die, no matter how hard you try!
Kick: Boring! Enough of this car-nonsense, we've got a tree to buy!
They found out that the best place to find a christmas tree was at Rowdy's. They walked through the parking lot to Rowdy's tool shed and knocked on the door.
Rowdy: Welcome, my friends! Whatever you search for can be found at Rowdy's!
Kick: We're in need of a christmas tree.
Rowdy: You're in luck, my friend, I only have one left!
Rowdy showed him a small tree that wasn't even half as big the one they had.
Kick: Aw biscuits! You sure this is the only one left?
Rowdy: Sorry my friend, I'm all sold out so close 'till christmas!
Kick: Alright, we'll take it!
Gunther: Whoa whoa whoa, Kick you crazy!?
Kick: Relax, Gunth, it's not the size of the tree that matters, it's the size of the heart!
Gunther: That doesn't make any sense.
Kick: Kendall knows what I mean!
Kendall: I sure do, Clarence. it was really beautiful said.
Gunther: What!? What was very beautiful said!? Why won't you tell me what the heck is going on!?
Kick: You'll find out soon enough, buddy! Come, let's go!
Gunther: But I wanna know now! What's the point of having a secret and not tell ME?
After picking out the smallest christmas tree ever, the gang waved goodbye at Rowdy and returned home. Meanwhile, back at the Buttowski's, Julie was starting to feel worried about Gunther.
Julie: I sure hope nothing bad has happened to them!
Brad: Ehh, the dillweed's probably injured himself during a stunt again!
Brianna: Don't you talk that way about my big bro!
Honey: Kids, stop it! Where's your christmas spirit?
Brad: I lost it in a game of poker with Horace and Pantsy!
Brianna: Hey, that sounds like a great song for our christmas album! "BRAAAAD PLAYED AWAY HIS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT ON POKER-"
Brad: I'm warning you, Brianna!
Brianna: "-BUT HORACE AND PANTSIE BETTED HIGHER-
Brad: I said stop it!
Brianna: "-SO NOW HE'S BROKE AND ALONE WHOOOAAAHHHOOOAAA YEEAAAAHEEA-"
Brad: THAT'S IT!
Brad threw himself over Brianna and started to wrestle the guitar out of her hands. Just then, Kick, Kendall and Gunther came through the door.
Kick: Well well well, I see Brad's just oozing with holiday spirit!
Brad: DILLWEED! Umm, I was just helping Brianna tune her guitar! Did you get a christmas tree, huh, did ya, huh huh huh?
Kick: Well...
Kick showed them the small christmas tree, it was so small that it could fit inside Gunther's mouth. In fact, when they all saw the tiny christmas tree, they went mad with rage, and forced the tree down Gunther's throat. But Kick reached inside his mouth and pulled the tree back out.
Kick: What are you guys doing!?
Harold: Son, with all due respect, the tree is WAY to small for this family!
Brad: It would make a better log in the toilet!
Kick: Hey it's not the size of the tree that matters, what matters is what's in HERE!
Brad: What, my spleen?
Kick: No, Brad, in your heart!
Gunther: Ohhh, NOW I get it! We'll use Brad's heart as a christmas tree!
Kick: Guess again, Gunther.
Gunther: Uhh, simply Brad?
Kendall: I think what Clarence is trying to say is that love is bigger than a stupid piece of wood!
Brad: And that's coming from you, Mrs. Dillweed!?
Then everyone started fighting with each other. Eventually, the doorbell rang and Kick answered it. It was Wade.
Wade: Hey-hey-hey, Danger family!
Everybody: WHAT!?
Wade: Oooh, more like "Furious" family! Anyway, I was just in the neighborhood and heard you were in need of a christmas tree. So...
Then Wade brought in the most beautiful christmas tree they've ever seen, it was even bigger than their old one. Immediately, everyone stopped arguing and made up.
Brad: I call putting the star on top!
Brianna: Aww! Then I call dressing it!
Gunther: Aww, I was gonna call that!
Stay tuned for the happy ending!