The second Oneshot is heeeereeeee~ The 20th chapter has already passed as my Readers should know. The rating changed because of Shiros mouth in this chapter.

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Never Anger Shiro!

Luffy was in the company of a few children his own age. They all wanted to play soccer so Luffy agreed enthusiastically. They all had a lot of fun playing around when suddenly one of the boys fell over.

"He! He pushed me!" The boy shouted accusingly at Luffy, who stood about two meters to the side. Of course the other kids failed to reason logically because none of them really knew Luffy. So they started being generally mean to him.

Now a week or so later Luffy was passing the group of kids who were so mean to him. He was suddenly hit by a stone leaving a shallow scratch on his forehead. "Get away from us! You monster! Our parents told us all about your grandfathers freakish strength! You are nothing but a freak!"

They jeered at him, throwing stones all the while. Luffy ignored them and ran to the inn where Shiro and Roger were staying. Tears swelling up but Luffy swallowed them. He was now in front of the inn and made sure he didn't look like he was about to cry.

~In the inn~

Shiro and Roger turned around as Luffy entered. Shiro raising an eyebrow at the scratch on Luffy's forehead. "Hey there, bud!" Roger said jolly. "What that you got there?" Roger asked blatantly. Shiro was stopping himself from doing a faceplant. "It's nothing..." Luffy muttered looking down. Shiro and Roger shared a look.

Roger than grabbed Luffy and sat him on his lap. "Now let us that." Roger said, keeping a struggling Luffy still as best as he could. "That's a shallow scratch you got there..." Shiro contemplated. "Mind telling us how you got it?" Roger asked the completely still form of Luffy.

"Like I said it's nothing..." Luffy muttered into Rogers coat. "That's not nothing! Buddy, you were hurt and we want to know what happened. Aren't we your friends?" Roger asked sadly. "Monsters like me, don't deserve friends.." Luffy answered despondently.

Shiro stiffened before an emotion crossed his orange eyes that let them flare like hells own fire. Roger just kept holding Luffy. "Why would you think you are a monster?" he asked gently. He remembered when he helped Shiro with the same problem and could already guess whats going on.

"But the others all said I'm a Monster and a Freak..."Luffy muttered. "That's a lot of bullshit! You are our little Captain-chan, not a monster." Shiro said clearly already having decided. "And we don't like it when our Captain-san is sulking!" Roger added brightly before both dove to Luffy to tickle him.

After a while Luffy fell asleep. "I would like to see those kids~" Shiro said to Roger, his eyes still flaming. "but I will do it when Luffy is with me." Shiro ended his sentence with a creepy/cruel grin. Roger only nodded meekly. Shiro in opposition to Luffy took the word monster as meaning...

~The next morning~

"Is it really necessary to accompany me?" Luffy asked Shiro who was walking with him. They came to the spot where the kids were playing and sure enough a stone came flying. Only this time he was stopped by Shiro. Luffy flinched a little, only enough for Shiro to see.

"Hey monster! What do you think you are doing here!?" The kids jeered having mostly ignored Shiro. That was when another kid tried to throw a stone but it was snatched by Shiro too, only this time around he sent it back with more force than necessary.

"Shiro?" Luffy asked at the vengeful Shiro. Shiro in return only patted Luffy's head. "You brats have no ideas about real monsters do you?" Shiro asked in a quite voice the assembled group of children. "The boy besides you is one! You should get away before he hurts you!" The children persisted. Shiro snorted in annoyance.

"I'll show you monster, you little freaky pests!" All the children stepped back at hearing the hissing in the words. "W-w-what do you mean?" One brave soul uttered. Shiro's gaze landed on two large boulders roughly the same size. "How about it...Luffy try to bunch one of the boulders." Shiro ordered calmly.

Luffy had no clue what Shiro was trying to do but obeyed anyway. The bolder only had a little scratch on it. "So that just proves that he is a monster." A girl said snootily. Shiro ignored her and went to the unharmed and unmarked bolder. He only tipped against it and a few seconds past.

The kids were about to laugh but then the bolder showed several spiderweb like cracks before the whole stone turned into fine dust. "You see, I'm a monster and the kid has nothing on me. But! He is my friend and I in opposition to him could harm you so much that your own mothers will be ashamed to have given birth to you." Shiro stated still calm.

Luffy gazed in amazement at Shiro. The other children were terrified. "That just proves that you both are monsters and should be executed by the marines!" The children shouted. "Oh? If we already are by the marines want to know the name of a famous general?" Shiro cocked his head innocently to the side.

The children nodded in excitement. "Monkey D Garp. The grandpa of Luffy...so basically you committed treason against the marine..." Shiro said airily as the excited faces turned ashen.

"No..." The children bit out. "Maybe we should rearrange you faces, trap some of you to a balloon and fly above the ocean getting the birds to pick at the balloon and making you fall into the gaping black hole that is known as the Seaking's mouth. Or maybe we should just throw you into the jungle, see how you like it~ Isn't it exciting?" Shiro gushed sadistically.

The children immediately scampered home. "If you harm my friend one more time, that all will seem like childplay!" Shiro shouted cheerfully after them. "Well then let's go." Shiro said smiling down at Luffy as if he didn't just traumatized about ten kids.

~The following morning~

"Shut the hell up!" Shiro grumbled at the townsfolk. "Your ingrates of ungrateful, hateful, idiotic, bratty excuses of dunces you call children shouldn't lie. You can't seem to see the snowman in summer, do you? Because where I stand I don't need to apologize for scaring the living shit that you filled you children with out of them! In fact you should all be kneeling and thanking me for bringing the little dipshits down to earth. It's freaking me out that you lot seem to be such murderous doting parents who couldn't care less about another's child as long as your little kid looks like the angel it's pretending to be. You lot are a disgusting, dreadful, disturbed, mean, distasteful crowd of village idiots!" Shiro finished in one breath.

Most looked at him in amazement. Shiro then grabbed his sword and unsheathed it. "Look we can either do it the hard or the easy way. I suggest for your continued sanity, limps and healthiness that you do as I suggested. That is to shut the hell up, teach your bratty kids a lesson and spank yourself with a wooden spoon so hard until it sinks into you spiteful little biased brain that I have no hesitation at all to forcefully shut you the hell up!" With that all but one brave soul scrambled and plainly ran away. "I'm not scared of that little sword of yours, you...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He was efficiently shut up having been castrated by a heating sword and having been hit with full strength from Shiro he was send flying.

After that day. Everyone was all in agreement. Even Shanks and his crew after they heard what they have missed. That you NEVER EVER PISS OFF SHIRO!

And that was the Oneshot for Chapter 20~ You learn everyday, don't you? So you all know not to piss off Shiro~~

So any ideas coming up for the next Oneshot? I'm open to it if you left a Review as I can't no matter what you all seem to think read minds wether through a Computer nor when I meet someone in Person. I like everyone Need a few words to understand you~

Sorry about the rant and I hope you enjoy the week leading up to Christmas~

Ygg