"Fiyero!" Avaric burst into their dorm laughing hysterically
"What? IS SHIZ ON FIRE?" Fiyero panicked out of his nap
"Even better" the blonde boy pulled Fiyero out of bed and into the Shiz courtyard. When the got there what they saw was truly a sight; Elphaba was dressed in a pink mini skirt, she had her hair down and make-up on, she was running around yelling 'FREE HUGS'. Galinda was also walking around in all black with no makeup and her roots were showing; they were bright orange. She was running around yelling 'Brains before beauty'.
"OH MY OZ! THE WORLD IS ENDING!" Fiyero started freaking out
"Nah Bro," Avaric placed a hand on his friend's shoulder
"Then what happened?" he looked at Avaric hesitantly
"It all started last night…" Avaric said as he drifted into a flashback
"Elphie! I found booze!" Galinda jumped up and down as she passed the green girl a bottle labelled 'Dizzy Water'
"Galinda, what the hell? You don't 'just find' liquor…" she shook her head
"Well I did!" The blonde hiccupped and toppled onto her bed.
"So I guess you've already been drinking?"
"OH MY OZ, ELPHIE! WE NEED COOKIES! OH I KNOW! LETS BAKE COOKIES!" the blonde jumped up running into the bathroom, Elphaba followed
A shrill scream pierced the air. "Elphie my roots are showing!"
"You dye your hair?"
"Yes! Wait…" the 'blonde ran and closed the window and shut the bathroom door then checked the bathroom closet…..Both girls screamed as Avaric sat in the closet holding a video camera
"Wait a minute…..why were you in their closet with a video camera?" Fiyero interrupted
"I was waiting for a topless pillow fight" Avaric shrugged
"Smart move" Fiyero nodded understandingly
"They kicked me out but when I came back after an hour they were totally wasted so I walked right in…Anyway Glinda's actually a ginger who can't hold her liquor and Elphie is up to any challenge when she's drunk off her ass" Avaric paused for a moment to look back at the girls who were still acting strangely, "So they think that they ate a magic cookie and switched bodies and now they think they're each other" Both guys turned to look at them, Elphaba was now running around singing 'popular' and Galinda was throwing homework at random students.
"I may have given them some Anti-Sleeping pills" Avaric started laughing
"Fi-Fi!" Elphaba came running up to Fiyero hugging him tightly
"Hi….uh….Galinda?" he was confused
"Fi-Fi, tell Elphie that she's had some magical cookies that made us switch bodies" Elphaba squealed as Galinda walked over
"Galinda that couldn't happen! You made the cookies, and the only people with strong enough magic to do that is The Wizard and Madame Morri-" Galinda was cut off By Madame Morrible who frantically ran up to their little group
"Have you seen a magical plate of cookies that can make you switch bodies?"
"Uhhhmmmm…." They all stated in unison, "YES!" Elphaba piped up, "Elphie ate some and she won't believe that I'm her and she's me!"
"Oh Well then" Morrible snapped her fingers and the girls' bodies switched back
"OH MY OZ, AM I WEARING PINK?" Elphaba (in her own body) freaked out
"I'M IN PUBLIC AND MY ROOTS ARE SHOWING!" Glinda freaked out as well
Avaric discreetly moved his arm around Elphie's waist and down to her butt, "Take it off or I'll break it off" she threatened, he backed away
"Well I think we learned something" Avaric smiled, "I am awesome"
"You said that when we almost died at Boq's on Lurlinemas" Elphie rolled her eyes
"And it's still true" He grinned
Boq then walked up with Nessa, they all laughed at the sad, sad, curly little moustache drawn badly on his face.
"Nessa what the hell?" asked Elphaba, Nessarose had a little moustache on her face as well.
"I struck back while she slept" A creepy smile crept onto the face of the munchkin
"Cool Story bro" Fiyero said and walked away
"Tell it again sometime" Avaric added before leaving as well.
"Well now that they're gone…" Boq started, "Who's up for some CORN-NOG?" The three girls sighed in unison.