More stuff to go! This time I'll be not blocking the cursing!
Episode one: Rise of The Snakes - Part 2
Jay: So we all agree, the prophecy says that one of us will become the green ninja, and the problem will not end until it's decided.
Zane: What about a tournament? The last ninja standing is the best!
Me: No wonder Zane. +1 And which kind of tournament? Hungers Games? +1
Kai: And will be declared the green ninja!
Me: Or not. +1
*they open the door to see Nya training, all surprised*
Me: Problem? +1
*Nya do all the thing right, until a axe hit her head*
Me: Everyone, I present you Samurai X, the epiciest fail ever. +1
Nya: I heard on that happened on the village, it was a false alarm?
Me: Uh Nya, if you heard, so why did you asked? +1
*Cole throws a helmet which hits Jay's head*
Me: Cole is a dick for Jay. +1
Cole: It's time to see what these beauties can do!
Me: Reminding- they're elemental weapons. +1
Cole: Ninja-go!
*Cole gets hit by Jay and Kai*
Me: These guys are a dick for Cole. +1
*Jay does many strange moviments with his nunckuks*
Me: Trying to imitate Mikey? +1
*Jay spins his nunckuks like a crazy guy, until he damages himself*
Me: Double epic fail. +1
*Kai walks on the walls*
Me: Too much spiderman. +1
*Kai hits Jay with a ball of fire, defeating him*
Me: You wanna kill Jay, right? +1
Kai: Next- Cole vs. Zane
Me: You don't need to remind us, we're seeing them. +1
And also, if you and Jay already fought, which battle you thought that was going to be? +1
*Jay is sad*
Me: Sad Jay is Sad. +1
*After yelling Ninjago, Kai runs*
Me: Cole should learn with him. +1
*Cole cuts the training thing*
Me: Cole is a dick to the training stand. +1
*Cole stops the shuriken, but his feet starts becoming ice*
Me: Stupid. +1
Jay: By the title of best ninja blah blah blah ninjago.
Me: On the mood. +1
*Kai suddenly loses control of the sword*
Kai: It's... so... hot!
Me: No fire is cold. +1
And you got the greatest sword control ever, right? +1
*Cole tries stopping the fire with his scythe*
Me: Useless. +1
*Sensei Wu passes through fire*
Me: Ooooh magic. That means Kai, who has the fire element can't pass, but you freaking easily can? +1
*Jay's butt is on fire*
Me: *singing* This butt is on fire! +1
Sensei Wu: What you all were thinking?
Me: Becoming the green ninja. +1
Jay: We wanted to know who was the green ninja...
*Zane slaps Jay's back*
Me: Zane is a dick to Jay. +1
Stupid Jay is stupid. +1
Jay: Oh, did I said green ninja? No, no, sorry, I meant eh... hot!
Sensei Wu: You shouldn't see that...
Me: Really? So how would they know who is Ninjago's savior? +1
Kai: But Sensei, we want to know, which of us is the chosen one?
Wu: None of you all, if you don't reach your full potential.
Me: Starting from episode 7. +1
Kai: But my sword was so shiny...
Me: And it almost killed you. +1
*Nya looks behind to see the people hiding, as she see Lloyd with candy and behind him, serpentine*
Me: If I was you I was going to tell the ninjas. +1
*The general hypnotizes everyone to get candy*
Skales: Thisss doesn't make sense! Attacking a whole city for candy?
Me: Finally someone said something with sense. No sin!
General: You will do what I told you to do! Because I have...
Me: the FORCE! +1
*Sensei see on his smoke thingy Lloyd and the Serpentines*
Me: I need one of these. +1
Sensei: The serpentine are back! Everyone on Jamanakai village are on danger!
Cole: Calm down Sensei, we just came from there, it was just a boy!
Me: So you don't believe him? +1
Kai: Nya is now there!
Jay: Nya?
Me: Great motivation. +1
*All ninjas jump on their dragons right*
Me: So why didn't you did this before? +1
Lloyd: I'll be never leaving this sugar dream!
Cole: Sorry for ruining your fun, little Garmadon.
Jay: Yeah, It was already past the sleep time!
Me: But it's only 2:30 pm... +1
Lloyd: Get them!
Kai: T-the serpentine... are real?
Me: I told you, you were going to regret that before. +1
Cole: It isn't just with them we need to worry about! *looks at the zombie people*
Me: The Walking Alive; if that exists. +1
*They all run away*
Me: The ninjas are a dick to the population. +1
*Nya explains all about the serpentine*
Me: Running encyclopedia. +1
Kai: We all four are a team!
Me: I thought Cole was the leader. +1
Jay: And Nya, you can come with us!
Nya: Wow, thank you...
Me: The ninjas are so machist! +1
*Kai loses control of his spinjitzu and hits his head on a wall*
Jay: Oh my god, we're really out of shape!
Me: Don't listen your sensei and that's what happens. +1
Zane: Sensei was right. Never leave...
Me: *pauses* forget it, I hate that explanation. +1
*Cole kicks the general and gets the staff*
Me: That general is weak. +1
*The general looks at Cole, which look at his eyes*
Me: 'Leader is almost controlled but isn't cliché' +1
*Nya kicks the General's face*
Me: Girl power!
Nya: You are with the antidote!
Me: Uncesessary information. +1
Cole: OMG! You're right!
Me: More stupid than Jay. +1
*Everyone goes back to normal*
Me: Yay. +1
*The ninjas reunite and say about training*
Me: JUST NOW?
Lloyd: Candy! I need candy!
Me: My sister is sick and needs it more than you. +1
WC: Abreed! A-Achooo!
Sin Total: 51 + 52 = 103
Sentence: Serpentine aren't real
Don't own nothing! Be ready for the next episode!
~Sapphire