Now it's Sasori's turn!

It's the story of Pinnochio...

I don't own Naruto or Pinnochio. I don't have anything against Pinnochio, either, as I actually quite like the story, but Sasori doesn't (unfortunately).

"Movie night! Movie night! Akatsuki movie night!" sang Tobi as he hopped around the room, nearly hitting Kisame (who was balancing bowls of popcorn on his sword), Itachi (armed his supply of dango and pocky) and actually ended up hitting Kakuzu (who was counting his money).

"What movie are we watching?" asked Konan as she stepped into the room.

"Pinnochio!" exclaimed Deidara as he popped the CD in and turned off the lights.

About an hour and a half later, the movie had finished, and Sasori was staring at the screen with a dejected expression.

Deidara cast a rather worried glance at him. "Sasori-no-danna, what's wrong?"

"Pinnochio...is an idiot."

"And why is that, danna?"

"What kind of puppet wishes to turn into a human? Art is enternal, and puppets are eternal. Would it not be better to be a puppet?"

Kakuzu sighed. "Not every puppet is capable of such...mindset like you, Sasori."

Sasori did not answer and instead stood up and moved out of the room.

The next day, Deidara and Sasori were assigned on a mission to assasinate the leader of Hanzo's old army. Or, at least, what was left of it. Ever since Hanzo died, the Hanzo supporters went into hiding. But soon, some were bold enough to form a new army.

Tobi had secretly followed them. However, as soon as both sides opened fire, with the army firing in the vague direction of Deidara and Sasori, Tobi lept out, tripped, and knocked over 2 dozen soldiers.

Tobi gasped. "Sorry, soldier-san!"

"Tobi!" Deidara called out. "Knock the soldiers out!"

"But, Deidara-sempai, why should-"

"They killed Leader-sama's best friend!"

Tobi slowly turned to the leader. "That was not nice."

The army leader snorted. "Yeah, sure. Now move so we can kill those two idiots."

"Did you call Deidara-sempai and Sasori-sempai idiots?"

"Yeah. SO?"

Tobi's killing intent grew before he began to punch the leader.

"Dei-dara-sem-pai-and-Sa-sori-sem-pai-are-not-idiots!"

Meanwhile, Sasori turned his puppets onto a group of rather unfortunate soldiers. ANd while all was going well (as in the soldier dying), a certain soldier (we'll call him Bob for now) decided to scream,

"IT'S AN INSANE PINNOCHIO!"

And we all know how that went for Sasori.

The puppeteer immediately turned the wrath of 451 puppets (including Sasori himself) onto the unfortunate Bob.

"You dare call me Pinnochio?" Sasori hissed out in a pretty good imitation of Orochimaru. (A/N: It was more like some sort of hybrid of Parseltongue and English, but this isn't a Harry Potter fic)

Unfortunately, Bob wasn't the smartest soldier there was. And that meant he replied,

"Y-yeah! Y-you're a p-puppet, and-"

"Listen, you fool," Sasori hissed out, striding towards Bob like Pein when he strode towards Hanzo (Or when Voldemort strode towards Harry) "Like that pathetic Pinnochio, I am a puppet, but unlike that pathetic Pinnochio, I. Do. Not. Wish. To. Be. Come. A Boy. I have already been a boy for 15 years and it is much better to be eternal, for life is-"

Here he gave a flick of his wrists and sent the puppets towards the entire group of soldiers.

"-eternal!"

A good hour later...

Every single one of Hanzo's army was slaughtered. Except for Bob.

"W-what are you going t-to do to me?"

Sasori stared down at the irritable soldier.

"Danna."

Sasori turned his head. "What?"

"What are you doing to do to him, uhn?"

Sasori turned his head back. After a moment of consideration, he spoke.

"I will teach him that Pinnochio is an idiotic puppet."

"How will you do that, uhn?"

"By doing this." Sasori took out a brush and painted the word "PINNOCHIO" on Bob's chest.

"Now blow him up."

Deidara did a double take. "Repeat that, uhn."

"Blow him up."

"Danna-"

"Yes, I told you to blow him up. And do it now, or I will poison you."

"ART IS AN EXPLO-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

And Sasori's done!

Thanks to iluvninjas's review (forgive me if I spelled your pen name wrong) I will be doing Itachi and Kisame next.

Who should be next?

Hidan and Kakuzu

Konan and all 6 bodies of Pein

Zetsu

Tobi

Review and tell me!