It was the night of the party.... Chelsea was wearing her green dress that she bought with Jess that time which made her look fuckable. She thought that maybe she would find her lonely boy tonite...
BUT NO not to happen. She simply got weird looks from Kass and got hit on by her gay cousin thing called Kevin... ah well. At least she now knows evan who for some reason jess knows from somewhere – probs a one night stand... BUT THEN IT HAPPENED! SOMEONE WAS DECENDING FROM THE CLOUDS!
Chels looked up into the sky and what she saw amazed her! It was... THE JONAS BROTHERS AND EDWARD CULLEN! She practically fainted because – they were wearing dresses.... OMG I can see up Edwards skirt! Chelsea quickly got out her camera.
She quickly chanted to herself and she snapped the shot, "Ian is better than Jared – and Jamie is quite cute..." eleven times before sending the picture to Gossip Girl.
They finally touched down and Adri ran to get them cruisers while Kevin hit on Kevin Jonas. And then Sarah Eddy turned up with Kayasexbunny and started giving every one... HEART attacks because... SHES SO COOL! And Edward fell in love with her and proposed to her so he could get in her pants.
BUT she had to say no because she knew her older sister Jess would kill her if she had sex before the end of yr 7 so she quickly pashed Kevin and said she only dated gay guys. Edward quickly ran away and the JOBROS followed leaving everyone quite annoyed.
But then SPIN THE BOTTLE started. Everyone sat around in a circle staring each other off. The first spin was... Jess and Nick. YUCK ranga boy strikes again. But Jess manoeuvres herself out of it by making out with Marnie and distracting everyone. Then next it was Louis and Adri. WHAT A SIGHT! Adri got quite turned on by his small penis-y looks and soon they were running up stairs to finish what the bottle had started.
Then the unthinkable happened. Jess was picked yet again to pair with KASS! (a possible tom cruise lookalike) Everyone thought this was funny as Kass was a whore and had hooked up with Adri and Marnie already! But they kissed anyway and Kevin got a boner as usual and chels started feeling sick as usual...
Hannah turned up then and started passing out chocolate flavoured condoms as the skater boys hadn't wanted them. So everyone started having sex – until they realised there were holes in the condoms because an annoying vamp-virgin called Eddie had come around and put holes in them with his teeth. Just because he knocked his GF up didn't mean he had to ruin everyone else's fun...
But then Julie came in with juice and tried to get everyone drunk on it as a joke – but it mean that Edward got but-fucked by Kevin because he was so drunk... AH well at least it wasn't Chelsea doing the but fucking... :D