Disclaimer: No. Are you that stupid?
(Chapter) dedicated to: DarkShadowMuffin for helping me with the title which means War On The Horizon.
Inspired by: The Olympics. It's 08/08/08 today :D
A/N: Lenalee has long hair. The uniform of the exorcists is the latest ones. And now... I present to you : The New Chapter of GAL'H!!
Life at Hogwarts
"What?! Why me and that retarded beansprout?" Kanda nearly exploded when he heard the eight horrifying words that came out of Komui's mouth, "I guess that leaves Allen and Kanda together."
"Oh, because I know that Lavi has irritable bowel syndrome (not true) and my darling Lenalee can not sleep with anyone," Komui replied matter-of-factly.
Kanda grunted, annoyed. Allen blinked innocently although he was screaming inside like someone that was getting gruesomely tortured.
"Well, I'll be going then. See you, and take care," Komui said interrupting the tense atmosphere between Allen and Kanda, and then walked out of the room.
"Ah, I'm hungry," Allen announced abruptly placing his left hand on his stomach.
"What are they?" Lavi asked as a large group of elf-like creatures entered with plates of food, that ranged from teriyaki chicken to yakisoba.
"They're house elves. They're creatures that work and do the bidding of wizards and witches," Lenalee explained.
"Oh, no wonder they looked so much like elves. Who knew they'd be house elves," Lavi said stupidly.
Lavi shoved his face into some teriyaki chicken while Allen grabbed some pasta and like Lavi, started shoving it into his face.
"Slow down, you guys," Lenalee said with an exasperated expression.
Kanda received some soba from a friendly house elf who Kanda glared at unintentionally, causing the poor elf to bow continuously for five minutes – which Kanda ignored.
The four exorcists ate silently while more house elves entered carrying more food. Allen kept on shoving more food into his face, which strangely seemed to please the disturbed house elves.
"Make sure you don't choke, idiot," Kanda said in an uncaring tone.
Allen ignored Kanda as he kept on eating more... and more.
The moon was hanging brightly off the dark blue sky, stars glittered around it. Nightfall had come, and the four little exorcists were tucked quietly into bed like little mouses after drinking too much beer... except for Allen and Kanda.
"Where the hell do you think you're sleeping?! This is mythree quarters of the bed. Now back off," Kanda shouted.
"What?! Why do I only get one quarter. I deserve at least half!!" Allen yelled back even louder.
"But your a damned bean sprout. Bean sprouts don't need space, you already have twenty-five times what you already need. Be grateful!" Kanda shouted back even louder holding tightly on his Mugen.
"I am not a beansprout! It's Allen, A-L-L-E-N! And anyways, your the one taking up too much space. I know your not obese, Bakanda!" Allen retorted furiously.
"Oh yes. I am obese. Isn't it obvious?" Kanda snapped back sarcastically before shouting, "It's my damned space. If a certain stupid, annoying bean sprout gets too close to me I might get infected with their stupidity."
"There's no need to worry, Kanda! Your already a complete and stupid idiot, even if I was to be only five nanometres near you, it wouldn't matter. Your brain's already pure fluff!" Allen replied sticking his tongue out.
"Oi! You guys, shut up! Do your lovers sprat outside or I'll smash you guys... in the morning,' Lavi yelled even louder sticking his head into his pillow.
"Fine! We will. My innocence can finally kick your ass," Allen said, there were anger marks on the side of his head.
"Sorry beansprout, I'll be doing the ass kicking around here," Kanda said unsheathing Mugen and started walking.
"Allen!! Kanda!! You two should stop fighting already, it's immature. You'll annoy everyone, especially the paintings and the ghosts," groaned an annoyed Lenalee, "Just sleep on the damned bed together. PLEASE!"
"If Kanda gives me at least half of the bed, then I'll sleep on the same bed as that loser," Allen yelled.
"KANDA!! Give Allen half of the bed!" Lavi yelled.
"Fine, you stupid bean sprout. You can have half of the bed. Buy if you come one nanometre past it, I'll chop you into little pieces with Mugen and I'll use Kaichou Ichigen on you," Kanda threatened.
Allen nodded and jumped onto the left side of the bed.
"Damned beansprout," Kanda muttered, and carefully slid onto the right side of the bed making sure that he wasn't anywhere near the bean sprout.
"Oh my god, Lenalee, come look at this!" Lavi whispered to Lenalee, whom were both awake.
Lavi pointed at Allen and Kanda's bed. In the bed, Allen's arms were wrapped around Kanda's body, softly muttering, "Don't leave me Mana."
Kanda didn't seem to be disturbed by any of this nonsense as he kept on sleeping soundlessly.
"If only I had a camera," Lenalee whispered to Lavi.
"It's all inside my head. I have a photographic memory remember?" Lavi said grinning pointing to his head.
Lenalee grinned back before going to the bathroom just in case Kanda decided to wake up.
Lavi poked Kanda once, when he didn't wake, he decided to continuously poke Allen until he woke.
"Ahhh!!" Allen screamed loudly, into poor Kanda's ear.
"What is it, bean sprout?" Kanda asked, extremely annoyed, he had woken up late, and he was woken up by something worse than an alarm clock.
Kanda turned around to see Allen on the edge of the bed with his arms wrapped around his knees as though there was something horrible on Kanda.
"Me. Arms. You. Sleep. On. Bed." Allen said stupidly as if he was in kindergarten...
"What?! Talk properly or don't talk at all," Kanda said annoyed.
Allen gulped and then said, "My arms were wrapped around you. And I was sleeping with you!"
Kanda raised an eyebrow and smirked before saying, "And who's fault would that be?"
Allen muttered something before getting out of bed and getting dressed.
Kanda 'che'-d and got dressed in his exorcist clothing strapping Mugen onto his waist.
Lavi had a bemused expression on his face, but he made sure that nobody saw it.
All the exorcists had gotten ready and walked towards the common room.
Professor McGonagall was waiting for them and said, "Good morning. Tonight we shall commence the sorting of the first years. Professor Dumbledore has had to leave to meet with the Ministry and wishes you to read this letter."
She handed Lenalee the letter which she read out:
Dear Mr. Allen Walker, Mr. Yuu Kanda, Mr. Lavi and Ms. Lenalee Lee,
I hope you are enjoying your stay at Hogwarts so far. I have had to leave Hogwarts to go to the Ministry of Magic, who are like the political group of the wizardry world. I'm sure you'll hear more about them as the year passes.
I'm sorry that I couldn't show you around Hogwarts.
As exorcists from Hoshino Academy, You will be allowed to wear your school's uniform, however you are not allowed to edit or change your school's uniform to your liking or our students will follow you.
If Akuma, ever come to Hogwarts, I need you to destroy them, as magic does not wok on them. Please remember the things I talked about yesterday night. It is important that you understand that peace at Hogwarts must be maintained at all times.
The sorting of the houses will begin tonight. After the first years are sorted, I will introduce you four and Mr. Lee to the school where you four exorcists shall be sorted again. You may be in different houses. I take that all four of you will be in Grade Six. I hope you have learnt the necessary spells up to your year.
You will need to help decorate the hall for the sorting ceremony with Professor McGonagall, which is a great privilege.
Thank you
Yours truly,
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
"Woah! Such fancy handwriting," Lavi commented bewildered.
"Only stupid rabbits like you can't read something so simple," Kanda replied dryly.
Lenalee folded the letter and pocketed it.
"Follow me, exorcists. We'll be decorating the hall with spells and banners which you four will need to put up," Professor McGonagall commanded.
She walked out of the common room, down the stairs and into the Great Hall. The four exorcists followed silently (surprise, surprise).
The Great Hall was large but bare, unlike the descriptions in books. There were rows of seats for them to sit on, four large tables and one long, horizontal table at the front. There were some used candles with hardly any wax left on all the long tables.
"Here," Professor McGonagall said handing over a large blanket-like cloth.
The cloths were green, red, yellow and blue. They each had an animal on it. The green had a snake, the red a lion, the yellow a badger and the blue an eagle.
"You'll be hanging each of these cloths on the ceilings on top of the tables. The far left table from the main table - which is at the front - is Gryffindor - red - to the right it is Hufflepuff which is yellow, then Ravenclaw - blue - and finally Slytherin which is green. You'll need to finish before noon, then you may eat lunch and visit Hogsmeade until all the students arrive. You may eat breakfast now," Professor McGonagall said, "Professor Flitwick shall supervise you."
Professor McGonagall then left the room to do her own work.
A few house-elves walked in with plates of toast with different spreads ranging from jam to 'Yam Nam's Magical Spread', waffles, crumpets and pancakes with maple syrup, porridge and oats, cereals like 'Magic Loops' and pumpkin juice. There was also tea and coffee.
Allen, who was starving, ate everything he could get his hands on.
He devoured twenty three waffles, thirty-three crumpets, fifty-two pancakes, one hundred and seventy-six slices of toast which all had jam and butter, three bowls of oats, sixteen bowls of 'The Beedle's Magical Wholegrain Cereal' and one hundred and fifty-six cups of orange juice (Sorry about the exaggeration).
The elves watched the strange small kid with a big appetite with large eyes and a scary grin.
Kanda grabbed some porridge, which Lenalee did too. Lavi just ate pieces of toast and tried out all the cereals with weird and absurd names.
The elves left after that, they were all too apparently scared of Kanda.
"It's too quiet," Allen announced when he finished eating a pancake that had maple syrup all over it.
"Your the only one that wants to talk stupid," Kanda said with an annoyed look.
"Just 'cuz your emo," Allen retorted.
"No. Your the loner here," Kanda snapped back.
"Hey, you guys stop fighting," Lenalee pleaded.
"Yeah! Or we'll show Kanda your 'suggestive' embrace on the bed in the morning," Lavi threatened with an evil grin.
"So?! Why would Kanda care? He's already completely gay," Allen yelled looking towards a furious Kanda.
"What your gay, Yuu-chan? Why didn't you tell me?!" demanded an amused Lavi.
"I am NOT gay. I am NOT homosexual in anyway," Kanda shouted.
"Really? Then why didn't you kick or slash Allen off of you when he was ALL over you?" asked a skeptical Lavi.
"I was NOT all over him," screamed an angry Allen.
"Because I was asleep," yelled Kanda answering Lavi.
"Well then, that must mean you like being molested in your sleep," Lavi concluded brightly.
"What?! I did not molest him, I would never do something so perverted to a gay ass like him," shouted a blushing Allen.
"Che. How would I know if you didn't actually molest me while I was asleep?" asked Kanda with an amused look on his face.
Allen started mumbling, when Lenalee stepped in and said, "Everyone! Let's get to work now, I really want to go around Hogsmeade."
"Aww... Lenalee! You ruined our moment to harshly interrogate Allen," Lavi said disappointed before grabbing a yellow cloth and walking to Hufflepuff's table.
Allen gratefully thanked Lenalee before grabbing a blue cloth and walking away.
"Kanda, you go with Lavi. I'll be with Allen," Lenalee kindly suggested.
Kanda 'che'-d and walked off towards Lavi to assist him.
"Kanda, you go up and the banner up. I'll tell you if your too left or right, et cetera," Lavi suggested.
"Er... okays," Kanda agreed and climbed up the ladder which Lavi held up.
Kanda began putting the banner up and started putting sticky tape on the top corners.
Meanwhile, Lenalee used her Dark Boots to put the banners up while Allen watched.
"Nice view," Lavi whistled looking up at Kanda.
"How the f—k is it a nice view? I'm not wearing a god damned skirt," Kanda yelled.
"Boys, please stop being perverted," a new voice said.
All four exorcists looked towards the small, stout man who had just called Lavi and Kanda perverted.
"I am Professor Flitwick. My profession is charms. And just so you know, the banners won't stay up if you just use tape," the small man said.
He waved his wand at Hufflepuff's banner, making it stick like superglue to the ceiling.
"I believe Professor McGonagall wanted to test how well you were at charms. But you may go to Hogsmeade. I shall do this by myself as I normally do," said Professor Flitwick.
"Thank you, sir," Lenalee bowed in mid air before coming down to join the exorcists as they departed for Hogsmeade.
The four exorcists arrived at Hogsmeade. It was nearly noon as the scorching sun was exactly north.
"Oh look, 'The Three Broomsticks'," Lenalee said pointing at a big building that looked really friendly. There was a big sign hanging from it saying, "The Three Broomsticks."
They entered the friendly tavern.
"What would you like?" asked a polite lady with brown hair up in a tight bun.
"What is there to eat?" asked a hungry Allen.
"There's the usual – butterbeer, pumpkin pastries, cauldron cakes, et cetera," the pretty lady explained, smiling.
"Four butterbeers, please," Lavi asked grinning, he was busy staring at the lady. Luckily, he didn't have the words 'Strike' written across his forehead this time.
The lady walked away allowing them to sit at a far away table in the corner.
"You do realize that we don't have any money," Kanda said warily.
"Yeah! So we're charging it to that old man," Lavi replied still grinning.
Kanda 'che'-d.
The lady came back with four butterbeers.
"That'll be twelve sickles please," the smiling lady said.
"Charge Albus Dumbledore, he's our host," Lenalee replied smiling.
"Oh sure... but last time someone charged it to him, they had to start working at Hogwarts straight away as a toilet cleaner... so I might as well warn you," the lady said.
Allen and Lavi started drinking their butterbeers straight away... and they felt funnily warm afterward...
They stumbled out of 'The Three Broomsticks' except for Kanda and Lenalee. Kanda was too afraid of what the suspicious 'Butterbeers' would do to him and his body. Lenalee drank them in proportions, unlike Allen and Lavi who ended up having drinking competitions.
Flashback-
"I bet I can drink this faster than you," Allen bragged holding up a butterbeer.
"I doubt that, I'm the king at drinking beers," boasted Lavi.
"Yeah right! We'll see that when I beat you!" Allen retorted. "Ready, Set, Go!"
The two exorcists drank, and drank and drank. Lavi put his glass down first, and milliseconds later, Allen.
Lavi started hiccuping straight away before drunkenly saying, "I beat you!"
'So...! That was a mistake, let's try again!" Allen said loudly, ordering two more butterbeer's.
"Fine by me!" Lavi replied, still extremely dizzy.
Lenalee watched in amusement as she slowly sipped her butterbeer enjoying the taste.
Kanda grimaced, he desperately wanted some tea.
-End of flashback
It was already nightfall, they had talked about their plans of Hogwarts inside when Lavi and Allen finally recovered from their competitions. Now they had to get back to Hogwarts.
"I think we better go. We should use the things we used when we first got here," Lenalee suggested.
"Yay!! I can't wait to ride the horsies!!" Lavi said jumping up and down like a little kid again, before adding seriously, "It looks like the Sorting Ceremony is about to start."
They climbed into a waiting carriage pulled by the strange horse-like creatures.
They arrived at Hogwarts, they followed a group of students into the Great Hall.
The Great Hall was stunning, candles illuminated the area. The ceiling of the Great Hall was blocked behind the mass of black sky and shining stars.
Many students had already arrived, busily talking to each other about their holidays. Many had stopped to look at the exorcists but dared not stare (maybe because of Kanda) and kept on walking towards their houses, and sat down.
"Lenalee! Allen! Kanda! Lavi!" Komui half shouted over the noise.
He approached them and said, "Come with me. We'll enter through the doors at the back of the Grand Hall where Professor Dumbledore has asked us to wait. We must now wait for him to announce us. But of course, we need to wait till the real sorting ceremony is over."
The exorcists and Komui walked until they were behind the doors, waiting for their announcement.
The wizards and witches inside the halls stopped talking suddenly.
'Welcome, students, old and new. Welcome back to Hogwarts!" Professor Dumbledore announced, "Let us..."
To Be Continued
A/N: Hmm... well. I like my re-edited versions better than my other gay ones. Please review if you like :3
I'll appreciate it :D