Psychicfiredemoness: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
The Yu Yu guys and girls, Sapphire, and Kayori: /eating turkey/
Psychic: Right, now I guess I don't get any turkey.
Yusuke: Damn right you don't!
Psychic: Bitch Yusuke! Anyway back to business, time to laugh at you all!
Sapphire: Why?
Psychic: Don't know I own nothing.
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Chapter 2
"Hi again everyone," Scorch announced to the crowd of 4 people. (Reviewers) "Now time for even more horribly random questions and before asked this drawl question yes I use large, hard to understand words like, excruciating, as in it is excruciatingly painful to be repeatedly hit with a 2x4. Isn't it Hiei?"
"Hn," Hiei replied removing splinters from his face.
"Right well please give warm welcome to our newest contestant, Botan!" Scorch said.
Botan then walked out onto the stage and took her seat next to Hiei on the board. (The game show kind of board.)
"Now a word from our sponsors!" she exclaimed getting everyone to face fault.
-5 minutes later-
"We're Ba-ack!" Scorch said happily, "now---"
Please stand by we are now experiencing some technical difficulties.
-5 minutes later-
"What the hell just happened!?" Scorch growled over to the camera man that was her brother named DMV.
DMV then began messing with the camera.
--Static--
"Damnit quit doing that! You're starting to piss me off!" Scorch yelled.
DMV started to mess with the camera again but Scorch pressed the red button and he got shocked. He was then carried out by the security guards.
"Thanks, now to continue, the first question, what if Kurama hated school?" Scorch asked.
"He wouldn't be the perfect student," Yusuke said.
"You stole my answer Urameshi!" Kuwabara yelled.
"I would probably disappoint my mother," Kurama said.
"What the hell is school?" Hiei asked.
"It's a place humans go to learn," Botan explained, "and I think he'd be more like Yusuke."
"Hey!" Yusuke cried.
"Ain't our fault that you sir are a dimwit," Scorch explained.
"I'm not!" Yusuke stated.
"Next, and this is a question that fox-boy can't even answer correctly," Scorch started, "when will then be now?"
Yusuke and Kuwabara both looked confused.
"I don't know," Kurama replied.
"What in all of Makai are you talking about?!" Hiei demanded.
Botan shrugged.
"The answer is, soon. If any of you had bothered to watch the movie Space Balls, you would have known that. Next question, but this one's for Sapphire and Kayori. What if Hiei had never tried to take over the Human World?" Scorch asked.
"Then he wouldn't be in the series," Sapphire replied.
"I don't think Kurama would be then either," Kayori said.
"Correct. Next, what if Kuwabara was trapped under a bus and Hiei was trying to 'save' him?" Scorch asked.
The contestants all had the mental image of Hiei getting behind the wheel of the bus and back over then running over Kuwabara and repeating that process about five times. Hiei smirked at the thought while the other contestants shuttered.
"Um okay then. We have a guest for the next question. Welcome Yukina!" Scorch said.
Yukina walked onto the stage and took a place next to Hiei who went stiff.
"Who is Yukina's brother and who is Hiei's sister," Scorch
Hiei twitched and Yusuke grinned widely.
"Hiei's Yukina's brother and the other way around," Yusuke stated.
"What?! Why didn't you punks tell me sooner!?" Kuwabara demanded.
"Because Hiei would have killed us," Kurama explained.
"Yes that is the truth," Botan sighed.
"I'm going to make your death slow and painful shojo," Hiei stated pointing his sword at Scorch.
"You planning to do anything before that?" Yusuke asked with a perverted smile.
"God, no!" Hiei exclaimed.
"Uh and the last question before I get brutally slaughtered er I mean the show ends. What if Hiei liked frogurt instead of sweet snow?" Scorch asked.
"What the hell's frogurt or sweet snow?!" Yusuke and Kuwabara asked.
"It's what Hiei and apparently Scorch call ice cream, and frogurt is frozen yogurt," Kurama explained, "and it's what Hiei would eat instead of ice cream."
"Yes and then we'd get to see him go into a frozen food coma," Botan added.
"It's true I've seen it happen, cept it was ice cream," Sapphire said.
"Shut up!" Hiei growled.
"No! Hi-chan would never give up sweet snow!" a group of fangirls cried and threw twenty gallons of sweet snow onto the stage.
The frozen substance spilled everywhere making it inedible. Hiei and Scorch both glared at the fangirls.
"You ruined perfectly good sweet snow!" Hiei yelled attacking the fangirls.
"Well see ya next time on, uh, um crap still can't think of a name," Scorch said.
End Chapter
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Psychic: Well that was interesting to say the least.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Yukina, Keiko, Botan, Koenma: /passed out from eating/
Psychic: Wow, turkey does make you sleepy. Well please review. Happy Thanksgiving.