NUMBER 1: TICKLE HIM

It was a sunny day, perfect for footbal practice.

"Agh, I AM SO TIRED!!" Monta cried, (or not) He and Sena sat on the ground to catch their breath. They had been running drills for two hours straight, and Hiruma hadn't given them a break yet.

"Oh, my legs" Sena said, his legs ached, he'd been running up and down the field all day, he was totally beat. Suddenly a huge shadow surrounded them and both teens, hesitantly looked up, sweat drops on their faces. Hiruma stood right over them, his big evil smile splayed across his face.

"What do ya think you're doing?" he asked, in a scary, low tone of voice. Monta and Sena stuttered. Hiruma gave a small chuckle, then threw his head back, then screamed at them.

"GET YOUR LAZY ASSES UP, WE HAVE TO PERFECT OUR TRAINING IF WE EVER HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN THE CHRISTMAS BOWL!!" He cried, the smile turning into a frown, he looked annoyed. Monta and Sena had been blown back on their backs, and were staring wide eyed up at the sky.

"G-gomen" they said, in unison. Hiruma looked at them, and narrowed his eyes, but then he rolled them and walked away to go watch the others. Monta was the first to stand.

"Man, that guy has issues" he said, helping Sena up. Sena, one eye closed rubbed the back of his head.

"He just wants to go to the Christmas bowl really bad, he wants us to be our best" Sena said, trying to defend his senpai. He noticed Monta was still staring at Hiruma. He cocked his head, trying to figure out what he was thinking.

"Hey Sena" Monta started, Sena looked up a little more, so he could see Monta's face fully. Monta was smiling.

"Have you ever thought...of getting revenge on Hiruma-senpai?" he asked. This made Sena cock an eyebrow. What was Monta thinking?

"Umm, no not recently" he said. Monta gave a low chuckle, "Ever wanted to start?" he asked. Sena looked over at Hiruma, then back to Monta.

"What are you thinking, Monta?" he asked, almost whispering, almost sounding worried. Monta chuckled again.

"I've always wondered...If Hiruma was...ticklish" Monta said. Sena cocked his eyebrow again, then looked back at Hiruma. Hiruma's hands were crossed over his chest, his face stoic. How could the Commander from Hell, Hiruma Youichi, the Devil himself, be ticklish?

"Umm, Monta I don't think that's gonna work" Sena said, when he turned back around. But he suddenly realized something, Monta was not where he was supposed to be. Sena looked back towards Hiruma and his eyes flew open wide. He almost screamed.

Monta was just inches from Hiruma, his hands outstretched. Hiruma still hadn't noticed him, surprisingly. Monta looked back at Sena and smiled and evil smile. Sena started to shake his head, vigorously and wave his hands, signaling "NO DON'T DO IT!"

Monta ignored him. He got closer and closer. How could Hiruma not notice him?! Unless he was just pretending not to and he was planning on turning the tables on Monta. But Monta was now just a half inch behind him, and Hiruma did not move.

"Kurita, do it again, this time put more of your shoulder into it!" Hiruma called.

"Hai!" Kurita cried. Hiruma smiled, but then frowned. His ears twitched as he something behind him. He was too late turning around. Before he knew it he was on his stomach on the ground, with the damned monkey, Monta sitting on top of him, laughing.

"Gah, you damn monkey, get off of me!" Hiruma cried, alerting the other players, who stopped their practice to watch the impossible sight. Monta crossed his arms and snickered.

"Not this time, this time it's my turn, time for a little revenge" Monta said, he uncrossed his arms and then plunged his fingers into Hiruma's sides. He had not gotten the reaction he'd hoped for...

It was waaaayyyy better!

Hiruma immeditaley jumped, his eyes clenched shut, laughter flowing from his open mouth. Everyone watched, surprised. One of their best players, Commander from Hell, Hiruma Youichi, the DEVIL HIMSELF...was extremely ticklish!

Monta kept on tickling Hiruma, until suddenly he was thrown off by some unseen force, and landed on his butt. He opened his eyes and looked up, Hiruma was towering over him, an evil glare on his face.

"Hehe" Monta laughed, nervously "just kidding".

Hiruma wasn't convinced. Out of nowhere, he pulled out a random machine gun and cocked it. Monta screamed and began running.

"YOU FUCKING MONKEY, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU!!" Hiruma cried, running after Monta, shooting at him non-stop. Everyone watched back and forth.

Sena stood exactly where he had the first time, shaking his head.

"I told him not to" he sighed.

(hehe the end of the first chapter! YA-HA! Hiruma's going to kill me, but I don't care! I had fun with this chapter I hope you guys enjoyed it, I mean who doesn't want to find out that the Commander from Hell, The Devil Himself, Hiruma Youichi, is ticklish?! please review and tell me if i should keep writing or not! THX SEE YA! YA-HA!)