a/n: I lke writing Nate, He's fun. Seeing what he thinks of the other two is fun.

"Goodnight SAN FRANSISCO!" I hear Jason yell. I smirk at my boyfriends dorkyness.

As he comes back to where I'm sitting on Shane's lap, he stops "what?"

"We're in San Diego" I inform him "San Fransisco is where Shane almost got mauled by a bus"

"Oh, okay" Jason sits down. and hugs us. I love it. I actually feel safe.For once. Jason pulls me into his arms and we cuddle.

Mitchie, our opening act, and her best friend, Caitlyn, come sit down next to us. They complete ignore the love pile. They're the only ones who know about us besides Jason's sister. They pretend to be our girlfriends so no one suspects anything. They're secretly dating as well.

My life is crazy. Exspecially considering I'm pregnat and only Jason knows. He was their when the doctors told me. Shane was sleeping. We decided not to tell him. I have no clue if it's Jason's, or Shane's or Luke's. Luke is my mom's evil fiancee. I call him my Evil Stepfather because that's what he is.

I'm 18 and I still live at home. Weird much. Not really. I'd live with my bandmates/ boyfriends, but their aparment is the size of my bedroom. No thanks. I'm not that close to them. and I have sex with them on a nightly basis. I'd get annoyed with them if we were living all three of us in 40 x 40 feet of space, plus a bathroom, thank you.

Shane's snoring. It's cute. Then he says the most emabarrassing words in his sleep: "Nate has a cute ass" yeah, thanks Shane. Good to know. I'm probably the color of Caitlyn's shirt- bright red.

Jason grinns "He's not wrong about that"

"Great. Both of you are ass staring perverts. At least you're aren't raping me"

Mitchie and Caitlyn are doulbed over laughing. "Oh, go have sex in your bunk already" I say.

They run off and I drag Jason to our bunk. As we lie down, we here Shane fall and curse. And I thought my life was crazy. No, it's actually INSANE.

But atleast it's good right now. Come tommorow, I'll have to deal with Luke and my druggie mother. and then on wednesday I'll have to figure out how to protect my child from my abusive dad. Maybe I'll run away. But I'd miss my boyfriends to much- chili beans and all.

Shane and beans- never good. Atleast he's too lazy to get up and I get to cuddle with Jason tonight. Jason's my favorite boyfriend because he's funny. I should make him a birdhouse.

He'll love me forever. To bad by the time I'm able to get to him I'll probably be dead. I think I need to go to rehab because I am suicidal. But I'd have to explain my baby bump. That wouldn't be ideal.

I cuddle closer to Jason and turn over to face him. He has a pranky look on his face. "Wanna go get the whipped cream and tickle Shane's nose?"

"Okay" we run off.

Minutes later, Shane is covered in whipped cream. and he's still asleep. Jason's putting ice cream on him and I'm putting chocolate syrup on him. He wakes up "What the hell are you too doing?"

"Making desert" I say before running.

Tommorow's headline is so going to be: Shane Grey the Ice Cream Man.