Me: Okay, this has some slight violence...

Drew: Are you kidding me? I end up lying on the floor with my lip bleeding!

Me: So you can skip it if you like. In short, Drew becomes very scared of May...

May: Yessss!

Drew: Awwww...

Me: Don't own pokemon, on with the story!

"I still can't believe we have to go to the park. What are we, six?" Drew muttered, as they walked down the street. May silently agreed with him, but didn't like to say so, so she just said, "It's ok..."

Nearby a couple of teens were playing a radio loudly. May shut her eyes and nodded to the beat; it was eighties rock.

"Good tune," she murmered. Ash, seizing his chance at evading boredom, grinned.

"OK, dance-off, our contestants...May!" He grabbed May's arm. She looked alarmed. "And Drew!" He shook his head profusely, but once May saw who was her opponent she changed her mind: she wanted to beat him at something REALLY badly.

At first they looked embarassed: spinning and doing smooth jazz moves. But soon, the rhythm found it's way to their feet, and they started to dance. A crowd had gathered before long and they were cheering so loudly that they could barely hear the music.

"I'm...gonna...win," May muttered through gritted teeth as she did a fantastic spin.

"Not a chance," Drew answered with a wink as he did a splendid splitz on the floor.

"And our winner is..." The teenagers (who had become part of the crowd) turned off the music, as May did a handstand and held it. Drew looked apprehensive: he hadn't finished in such an impressive pose.

"May!" May punched the air triumphantly. Drew felt like screaming and stomping his foot, which is what May probably would have done, but he was rather more dignified than that. He settled with a dirty look. May laughed.

"What's the matter? Don't like losing? Shall I give you a kiss to make it all better?" she mimed blowing a kiss and winked. Drew kept silent; there was nothing he would rather have than that. (OOOH contestshipping!)

The teens struck up a new tune. This time it was Christmas jazz. Drew (Who was still sulking after being beaten by a girl! Drew: Hey!) saw his chance at revenge, and caught May's eye. It widened at his daring, but had little glints of mischief darting around inside. Drew grabbed Ash, while May hesitantly tapped Misty, knowing how she could erupt. Drew raised an eyebrow, and May hastily tightened her grip.

"What--no!" Ash, catching on, drew back.

"Grrr..." Misty seemed to be larger and more terrifying than before. May shoved her.

"Why don't you...er...make use of that angry energy by dancing?"

Eventually (with some persuading...ahem...MAY! May: Uh...Ok, maybe I might have used some psychic pokemon moves...JUST A FEW!!!) Ash and Misty started to dance. Misty (not revealing her amazing tapdancing skills) played it easy, until Ash was lulled into a false sense of security. Then...

"Misty is our winner!"

Ash looked crestfallen, and pulled out his puppy dog eyes.

"Oh no, don't give me that look!" Misty, her resistance failing her, tried to cover up by pushing Paul. Dawn, trying to force her way through the crowd to the ice-cream van, somehow ended up next to him.

They both danced well, Dawn doing a frenzied dance due to the fact she reeeeelly needed the toilet and Paul doing some excellent leaps trying to get out of whatever nightmare he had fallen into.

"And...DAWN!"

The teenagers cried delightedly. Then...

"Duos!"

(Me: BTW, this is NOT, repeat NOT, Pearlshipping or Waterflowershipping or whatever MayxPaul is. I'm just trying to torture the hated boys as much as possible. Sorry girls!

Misty: Doesn't matter. As long as you punish Ash, Paul and Drew for the most terrible crime of all...BEING BOYS!)

May, alarmed, grabbed Paul. Misty, alarmed, grabbed Drew. Dawn, alarmed, grabbed Ash. (Oooh...this feels so wrong...ah well, they'll get over it...)

"And our winners are...May and Paul!"

May laughed, and spun Paul around enthusiastically. Drew felt jealousy stab at his heart, and a similar feeling was going through Dawn except it was that and she still reeeelly needed the toilet. She grabbed Ash and tried to get Paul's attention. Misty gasped audibly and tried to get Ash's attention by grabbing Drew. So it was extremely weird, with May shooting Misty furious glances, Misty shooting Dawn scary looks and Dawn shooting May childish pouts, all of them trying to get one boy or another's attention.

Finally, Miss. Ko-ko broke them up, and they went to the (Drew: Superlame. Me: Shut up and let them read!) park. May headed straight for the slide, and climbed to the top. Then she promptly fell off. Drew sniggered.

"Just like a girl. No- an ordinary girl would have stayed on. Only May could do that."

Misty ran over to see if May was alright, but May got up, her sapphire eyes flashing dangerously. She walked slowly towards Drew. He could sense something was amiss, and drew a few paces back. But May was already upon him.

"Take that...and that...see if this is funny..."

I will spare you the details because this is only K+; Drew, after a thorough beating from May, lay on the ground with his lip bleeding.