Well I finally crawled out of my bed. I didn't get enough characters from my reviews so I made half of them up.
Elmo: Really?
No, I flipped coins.
Naruto: Will you hurry up and tell the story already?
Shut up or I'll write a yaoi with you and Sasuke in it.
Naruto: Take your time.
Here goes the next Random Chapter.
Elmo: Really?
I don't own any of the random characters I mention.
---------------------Chapter 2: The pitiful gang and their bus stop.-----------------------------
"I can't believe it!" yells Naruto. At the bus stop, there was none other than the Winx Club! "WTF?" Says Naruto. Sorry, wrong Fanfic. There was the outcast gang. The six of them looked dangerous. They all had unique, creepy, and kinky profiles.
Name: Elmo
Origin: Sesame Street
Height: 3'6
Weight: 60 lbs
Gang position: Leader
Weapon: Twin Nine Millimeters
Hobbies: Banging Cinderella, eating live goldfish, and sexually torturing Mr. Noodle
Ultimate Goal: kill everyone on sesame street for revenge.
Name: Cinderella
Origin: Cinderella
Height: 5'10
Weight: 150 lbs
Gang position: Leader's sex slave
Weapon: Razor sharp glass slippers.
Hobbies: Banging Elmo, dissecting talking mice, killing princesses.
Ultimate Goal: Molesting her stepmother the same way she molested a cactus.
Name: Brittany Shears
Origin: America
Height: 5'9
Weight: 140 lbs
Gang Position: Hooker/Stripper
Weapons: Whips and Chains
Hobbies: Banging anybody, singing songs, and shaving body parts.
Ultimate Goal: Kill Kelvin and get her kids (baby goats) back.
Name: Cosmo
Origin: Fairy Odd Parents
Height: 1'6
Weight: 25 lbs
Gang Position: Screw-up
Weapon: Wand
Hobbies: Cheating on Wanda, screwing-up, and dying his hair green.
Ultimate Goal: Find someone who is dumber than he is.
Name: Sheen
Origin: Jimmy Neutron
Height: 4'2
Weight: 100 lbs
Gang position: Crazy person
Weapon: Action figures
Hobbies: Stalking Libby, worshipping Ultra lord, and running in circles while screaming.
Ultimate Goal: Get Super Powers
Name: Dora
Origin: Dora the Explorer
Height: 3'0
Weight: 250 lbs
Gang Position: Assassin
Weapon: Her body
Hobbies: Stalking Diego, sexually torturing Swiper, and helping people cross the border.
Ultimate Goal: One long and sweaty night with Boots.
"Be cool." said Sasuke. Sasuke walked up to them with Naruto at his side and Sakura behind them. "What's up?" asked Sasuke. "Sasuke!" screamed Sheen. He started running in circles, until he collided into a tree. "You should join us, Sasuke." said Elmo. He slid his furry red hand up Cinderella's dress. "I love the way you squeeze my cheeks" said Cinderella. "Thanks." said Naruto. Everyone looks behind Cinderella and finds Naruto with his hands up Cindrella's dress. "Naruto! You are cheating on Hinata!" screams Sakura. "She's a stalker! She always uses her keen eyesight to spy on me when I take showers in the boys locker room!" says Naruto. "I can't blame her. Naruto has a nice package!" says Cosmo. "Lets stop yelling!!!!!!" yells Dora. "Whatever." says Elmo.
He pulls out a blunt and enjoys it. The school bus turns the corner. Elmo flicks the blunt at a nearby bush. A small fire started. A bear with a fire extinguisher runs from behind a tree and puts out the fire. He had a hat, some jeans and pierced nipples. "You random kids don't listen about preventing forest fires!" yelled the bear. "Shut up." said Brittany Shears. She whirled one of her spiked whips around the bear's neck. "Don't kill me!" pleaded the bear. "I like big hairy guys and their penises" says Brittany Shears. "Um, okay?" questions the bear. "I would like to add your penis to my collection" said Brittany Shears. She whirled her other spiked chain around and broke off the bear's penis. You might want to stop reading and get yourself together before you continue. Every boy and Dora shielded the "family jewels." "You're a bitch!" howled the poor bear. "I am not a bitch!" yelled Brittany Shears. She ripped the bear's head clean off. "I'm the bitch!" yells Brittany Shears. The school bus runs over the headless bear and opens its door. Everyone started to get on. Dora was the last one getting on, but the driver stopped her. "You are too fat." he says. Dora flashes her goods at him. The driver is blinded for a second, but pulls out a 44 magnum and shoots Dora six times in her bosom. She falls out and the driver pulls away. Suddenly, a monkey with boots and a banana came by. The monkey molested Dora, the headless bear, and his banana. Sadly, the banana had AIDS and the poor primate died several weeks later when he had his own cartoon.
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1. Who rides the bus?
2. Who drives the car that races the bus?
3. Who is a random Character?
ANSWER THESE USING YOUR OPINIONS!