Chapter 2 the bad guys (chapter 1 was the epilouge of book one)

Yoshi was in a town called Gondor that was right beside Charollette town. Yoshi had a feeling that he should get more people on his team so he was out searching for more people. So far Yoshi had tested one persons strength. The person was Mr.Rogers but Yoshi had blasted his brains out before he could say "I'm ready."

"Yoshi control your killings, just be nice,"said Hoody.

"Nice!?"yelled Yoshi. "Me kill! If me not kill me go crazy!"

"Yoshi is that you, your my hero,"said a small human with a bid nose, pointy ears, a space suit on a little red attena on his helmet.

"Who are you,"asked Yoshi.

"I'm Captain Olimar, leader of the Pikmin race."

"Ya so."

"I would love to join your team because you see when I was a baby I had Leucemia so I couldn't breath well. (Thats why he wears a space suit) It always hurt to pee and eat so my parents were fed up with taking care of me so they put me on this planet of Pikmin. I befriended them all then tore off there heads. After that incident I realized I was born to kill and then I saw you on Cops 911 killing thousands of innocent kids at Nutingdale Elementry school and from then on I wanted to be your apprentice,"explained Olimar.

"He's a keeper,"wispard Hoody.

"Your hired, welcome to team Yoshi,"Yoshi screamed.

"Thank you, let me show you some other people you might want on your team,"said Oliver as he directed them to a woren down building. Inside stood 3 people.

"M..my name is m..m..Miles p..p..Prower or better kn..kn..known as t..t..Tails,"stuttered a orange two tailed fox.

"Whats your story,"asked Yoshi.

"Funny you m..m..mention it, I used t..t...to work for s..s..Sonic but he went crazy and ended up killing kn..kn...Knucles. I got out of th..th...there and ran t..t...to my p..p..parents and all th...th...they did was abuse me. S..s..so I went crazy and m..m..murdered all of m..m..my village and ate m...m...my p...p...parents. Don't worry I'm n...n..not crazy just insane!"Tails said.

"What a wierdo,"wispard Yoshi.

"Hello I'm Pac-Man and If you touch me I'll break off your dick! Got that Yoshi!,"yelled an orange circle thing with a mouth legs and arms.

"Ya,"gulped Yoshi.

"He's very cautious about who and what touches him after Mrs.Pac-Man was "touching" him and he realized she had slept with little Pac-Man (His son) and so he thought he had just slept with little Pac-Man and then went crazy killing them both,"explained Oliver.

"And finally me, Takanuva the toa of donkey sex. (he used to be toa of light until he raped the light and so now all he's got is donkies)I live my life in the donkey pen or on the road. You may have heard of me "Interspieces Erotica" where me and the goat get jiggy,"explained the golden lego bionicle.

"I say KILL!"yelled Yoshi.

"No this is the best team we have so let's deal with it,"said Hoody.

"But kill good,"said Yoshi.

"I know it's good but we'll be killin' lot's when we get to Charollette town,"said Hoody.

"Fine,"agreed Yoshi. "You can all work for me!"

"Yes!"screamed Oliver. "What do we do?"

"We're heading off to Charollette town to destroy it and then this country then the world,"yelled Hoody but nobody heard him. (Because only Yoshi can see him) So Yoshi repeated what he said.

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Hominid and Ganon were on the other side of Gondor looking for some clothes. Ganon ran off into the crowds and came back out carrying a man just like Tingle with a cast around his neck.

"What the hell Ganon,"asked Hominid.

"Me pick bum he say gross I say yum and take him away,"laughed Ganon.

"Please Sir I beg of I was just released from the hospital in Camelot about a month ago and came here,"said the Tingle man.

"What for,"asked Hominid.

"Well it's a long story involving maps and a guy named Link who shoved a map down my throut and almost killed me but didn't."

"I know him he's the main target for me!"yelled Hominid. "Howabout you come on my side to kill him and take revenge."

"Yes excellent idea I've been practising my torturing abilities with my other brothers who mysteriously died, hehe,"said Tingle in his evil look of torture.

With that all three of them started heading off to Charollette town but not before bumping into King Arthur the "real ruler of Camelot"

"Fuck Pikachu and his friends,"cursed King Arthur.

"What did you say,"asked Hominid.

"Pikachu stole my kingdom and just recently and got it all destroyed!"yelled the blond haired, guy with jeans and a west 49 hoodie on and a paper burger king crown on.

"Really? How,"asked Hominid.

"Well he snuck into the castle at knight killed everybody (raped merlin) and finally got to me and blasted me into the next country. I'm lucky I survived..poor Merlin."

"Well I have a deal for-,"Ganon cut in.

"Blaaaaa, dumdumdum here comes the bride big retarded and ummmm blaaaa,"sang Ganon and Tingle.

"Arg! Two retards I need you to come on my team to take over the world, trust me you'll kill Pikachu because he's one of the main targets we have to get rid of before we take over the world,"said Hominid.

"Deal,"said Arthur as they shook hands. With that they set off towards Charollette town with an alien, a fat man, a mentally ill man, and a king.