Jiley the Kare Kano Version
Chapter 2- Come into my Spiderweb Jake
by jaymack33
Disclaimer: I do not own Hanna Montana, or His and Her Circumstances, so please don't sue me for this completely nonprofit labor of love.
Author's note: I will eventually bring other characters based on Hanna Montana, plus new ones I made up based on the Japanese Anime this is based on. I'm experimenting using parenthesis to sometimes indicate what a character is thinking, but not saying. Yes, this is a short chapter, but so far chapter 10 is my shortest chapter and it is already written, but I'm going to post based on how many people actually read the story since nobody ever actually reviews my stuff. But for now on with the story.
I sit in class and feel heat building to the left of me! Stupid Jake! Why with all of the seats he could have sat at did he choose to sit next to mine? Probably just want's to steal even more of my spotlight! I chance a side glance at his annoying face. All happy and cheerful. And look even the teacher when she asked him to introduce himself to the class. Oooooh! As if he needed a freaking introduction! Just yesterday all of those happy faces of my fellow classmates were focused solely on me and than this glory hound jerk showed up. I see him smiling again and he's looking directly at me! Oh, please like I would care about that stupid perfect toothed smile of his. It's obnoxious I tell you. But you'll never get to me oh no! I promise you I will get to you. I will expose you! Crumble you underneath my feet getting you to beg for my mercy as I take all of your fans and leave you with nothing! Nothing I tell you! Not...
He touched me! I feel the heat as he nudged me along the arm! Why is he touching me? I see his mouth moving to form words! It's your turn! Huh? To introduce yourself to the class! The words stumbled me out of my daze. I remembered his intro and simply tried to mimic it for me! Hi, everyone I'm Hanna Montana and this is my first year of High School and I hope everyone will treat me just like everyone else. I give my best Academy award winning smile as I grimace inwardly at the horrible implication. I sit down again. Jake couldn't possibly mean that load of junk either right? He's got to be well, if I'm the biggest phony here, he has to be the second biggest phony right? Oooh, I can't wait to destroy him! I absentmindedly rubbed along a warm slightly tingly part along my left arm. That's weird. Well whatever, I'll get you Jake! Oh, this is going to be so good!
I move to leave the class as everyone else leaves. Yeah, even with my fame no student wants to hang around in class after it ends even if it is to see the most famous celebrities, umm celebrity in the school! And then I feel a tingling in my arm again. That stupid boy! Couldn't be!
Umm, Hanna, could I talk to you for a second. I turn around as little explosions of intense anger start burning me up all through my head and than I turn around and flash my runway smile at him. Take that Jake! I may be smiling like I love you just like all of your fans, but oh I can't wait to destroy you and I look into those beautiful green eyes of his and...uhhhhh. No, it's just a color in the color spectrum big deal. And sheesh will he let go of my arm alrea...ummm that's funny why does it feel like he's still touching me when he's not? Oooh, will you just say something already? I can't hold this smile for too much longer! (So finally) Well Jake, what is it?
Umm, Hanna I was just wondering you know, I'm new to this school. Your new. We are both kind of famous and all maybe we could just talk once in a while. I mean I do have a lot of fans hovering around me but none of them...blah...blah...blah...(Ooooh, he's got a lot of fans. Scumbag they were my fans first. I sold my first record way before you were swinging your stupid clubs! You were just doing commercials and stupid guest spots on Disney shows.)..could possibly be able to relate to me the way you could. Ohhh, there it is. My opening as my smile broadens. Sure, I say laying in a syrupy end to that word Sure for emphasis! Of course we could talk Jake as my thoughts branch over into my plans. (Come to me Jakey. Need, me depend on me. Want...ummm...me! Whatever, you go on and do that and then I will have you right at your most vulnerable point and ooh, revenge will be so sweet! I look into those disgustingly nice eyes of his. Yes, sweet indeed!)
--To Be Continued--