The Paper Mario
Chronicles: An Adventure Through Time
Chapter 1: Goombarific!
Axem-Ranger Green: Goombella. Our research has lead us to believe that the first clue is in Goomba Village.
Goombella: Then let's go there then!
Axem-Ranger Green: We're hovering over it as we speak.
Suddenly the Axem-Ranger's ship dissapears. Everyone starts plummeting to the ground.
Goombella: Why are we falling?!
Axem-Ranger Green: Bowser Jr. must of wished our ship was gone.
Everyone lands in a net.
Just Outside Goomba Village
Goombella: Well that was convenient.
Bowser Jr.: Hee! Hee! Hee!
Axem-Ranger Green: Run Goombella! We'll slow him down!
Goombella and Koopa Troopa Jr. run away.
Bowser Jr.: Don't get in my way Mortals!
Axem-Ranger Green: Axem-Rangers GO!
Meanwhile...
Goomba Village
Goombella: Where am I?
Goombario: Welcome stranger to Goomba Village.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: We need to hide! Quick!
Goombario: Then follow me into the forest.
Goomba Village Forest
Goombario: This is my sister Goombaria.
Goombaria: How do you do?
Goombella: Good. Thank you.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: We need to give you a new identity so when Bowser Jr. wishes to know where you are he'll see you disguised as someone else.
Goombella: That makes sense.
Goombario: You can be disguised as my sister.
Goombella and Goombaria trade clothes while Goombario and Koopa Troopa Jr. look away.
Goombella: How do I look?
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Wow. You look just like Goombaria.
Goomba Village
Bowser Jr.: I'm looking for a small Goomba Girl about yea high. Goes by the name of Goombella. Ring a bell?
Goompa: I swear I don't know what your talking about.
Bowser Jr.: Don't make me wish you turned into stone.
Goompa: Go ahead. It won't help you.
Bowser Jr.: Oh really? What if I turned your wife into stone?
Goompa: Go ahead.
Goomma: HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser Jr.: I wish Goompa's wife was turned into stone.
Goomma turns into stone.
Goompa: It didn't help you so was it worth it? No.
Bowser Jr.: Want me to turn your Toby Mac Cds into stone?
Goompa: NO! ANYTHING BUT MY TOBY MAC CDS! I saw my son go with a little Goomba girl and a small Koopa into the forest. Just spare my son!
Bowser Jr.: I thought all you cared about were your Toby Mac cds.
Goompa: I care about my Sonny D too!
Goomba Village Forest
Bowser Jr.: Goombella! I've finally found you!
Goombaria: Who's Goombella?
Bowser Jr.: Don't play dumb! I'm taking you back to your cage in my castle. I'm here to rescue you from these stupid pests!
Goombaria: I don't know what your talking about!
Bowser Jr.: I wish me and Goombella were in my father's castle!
Suddenly Goombaria and Bowser Jr. disappeared.
Goombario: It worked! Will you go out with me?
Goombella: What?
Goombario: I said you stole her identity.
Goombella: I thought you asked me to go out with you.
Goombario: I didn't say that....................... PLEASE?! ALL THE KIDS MAKE FUN OF ME IN SCHOOL BECAUSE I CAN'T GET A GIRL! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT FEELS!!!!!!!!
Goombella: I'm already going out with someone. But if I wasn't then I would accept.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!
Mini-boss: Goombario
Koopa Troopa Jr. starts out w/ 10 hp
Goombario starts out w/ 10 hp
Koopa Troopa Jr. starts out the battle doing Momma's Mad. If you don't know what this move is and haven't read the first book. Read it. Or if you have read the first book then: YOU SERIOUSLY FORGOT WHAT THIS MOVE IS?!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET IT?! FOR SHAME!!!!!! Thank-you and have a nice day! : D
Goombario takes unlimited damage. Goombario drops out of battle. Goombario loses the battle. End of Battle.
Goombella: Was a mini-boss fight really necessary? Am I really that worth it? Wow. You guys are so worth going out with.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: C'mon. Let's find the first Clue.
Goombario: Hey! I wanna' join your party!
Goombella: Dude. You never had any arms and now you've lost a leg.
Goombario: It's just an cut. I'll put a band-aid on it.
Goombella: Your not taking this seriously. Do you know how dangerous this is gonna' be?
Goombario: For you, it's worth it.
Goombella: Awwww.... Oh, Ok.
Goombario joined the party!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Can we get moving?
Goomba Village
Goombario: My house! It's on fire!
Goompa: Everyone and some different colored strangers calling themselves the Axem-Rangers were turned to stone. Good thing my son and daughter are alive.
Goombario: Dad! The house is on fire!
Goompa: So? It's just a fire. Big deal.
Goombella: I can totally see how your related.
Goompa: So- hic!-
Goombario: Dad? How many Sonny-Ds have you been drinking? Are you drunk?
Goompa falls flat on the ground.
Goompa: 999 billion Sonny-Ds on the wall! 999- hic! billion Sonny- hic!-Ds on the wall! You take one- hic! and add it to the wall!- hic!
Goompa drinks another Sonny-D.
Goompa: 1000 billion Sonny-Ds on the-hic!
Goombella: You drank 1000 billion Sonny-Ds?
Goompa: Tell my Son that I L- hic! As I was saying: hic! Tell my son that I loathe him for- hic! not buying me Sonny-Ds.
Goombario: *Sniff* *Sniff*
Goombario starts crying.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Do you know where a clue is to finding the Star Rod?
Goompa: Yeah,- hic! Lemme' get it for ya'- hic!
Goompa coughs up a scroll.
Goombella: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not touching that!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Girls! Pth! They just can't stand icky slimy thingys!
Koopa Troopa Jr. opens it and reads it: "To get the Star Rod one must- It just stops right there.
Suddenly the Scroll flys up in the air and creates a portal. Captain Jack Sparrow comes out of the Portal.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You'll be needing me compass mate.
Captain Jack Sparrow hands Koopa Troopa Jr. the compass and goes back through the portal. The portal closes and the scroll goes into Goombella's Pocket.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Why does she get the scroll? I'm the one who opened it.
Goompa: Because she's the deliverer.
Goombario: Oh so your not drunk now?
Goompa: It's just me not being drunk. Pth! Big deal.
Goombella: I'm the what?
Goompa: Legend says "The deliverer will stop the mutant turtle thingy and save the world from being drunk by Beer instead of Sunny-D in which will transform the world into an awesomer world."
Goombella: You've got to be kidding me!
Goombario: It's true! I have read the book of Sonny-D myself. It says that.
Goombella: And what's with the Captain Jack Sparrow thingy? He's not even real.
Everyone but Goombella: I don't know.
Goombella: Lemme' guess: All of these events have been recorded into a book titled the Paper Mario Chronicles: An Adventure through time?
Goompa: Pretty much. Not much makes sense around here anyways. I mean, You, Me, and Goombario are both walking, talking, evil mushrooms. And Koopa Troopa Jr. is a walking-talking baby turtle that is still inside his shell. The fact that Captain Jack Sparrow himself gave Koopa Troopa Jr. that compass is proof right there.
Goombella: I guess we better get started on our adventure then. So where next Koopa Troopa Jr.?
Koopa Troopa Jr..: The compass points to what I want most so this should be easy.
Koopa Troopa Jr. looks at the compass which points to Goombella.
Goombella: You Pervert!
Goombella kicks Koopa Troopa Jr. in the nuts.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: #$% this compass!
Goombario: Gimme it.
Goombario looks at the compass and surprisingly it points at Goombella too.
Goombario: Oh that just ain't fair.
Goombella slaps Goombario.
Goombario: Oomph!
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Hey! Why'd he get slapped and me get kicked in the nuts!
Goombella: I have more affection for Goombas.
Koopa Troopa Jr.: Now that's just racist!
Goombella takes the compass and it points towards Dry Dry Outpost.
Goombella: Dry Dry Outpost, here we come!
End of Chapter
Goombella's Diary Mini-Chapter:
Goombella: Dear Diary, Today I totally went insane from all the craziness going on. But I managed to pull through. There was a drunk guy, Captain Jack Sparrow and some Sunny-Ds. I found a really cute Goomba guy! But unfortunately I must remain loyal to Lord Crump. If he found out I was cheating on him then he would be so mad. I will never date anyone else until his death is confirmed. He's a toy in a Mcdonalds kids meal right now so he probably is doing ok. I swear on behalf of all who gave their lives just to protect me that their deaths will not be in vain and I will find and free Lord Crump, my love!
End of Mini-Chapter.
Goombaria Mini-Chapter:
Goombaria: Ungh...
Goombaria wakes up to an evil looking room. She's in a black bed. There is two torches to her left and to her right.
Goombaria: Where am I? Who am I?
Goombaria has a flash-back:
Goombaria is next to Bowser Jr. in a familiar forest.
Bowser Jr.: - I'm here rescue you from these pests!
The flash-back ends there.
Goombaria: Where is that forest? I know that forest. And that Koopa? Who is he? He said he was rescuing me from the so-called pests.
Bowser Jr. comes into the room from an crystal en-jeweled room.
Bowser Jr.: So my sweet. Did you sleep well?
Goombaria: Who are you?
Bowser Jr.: I am the great and mighty Bowser Jr.! Son of the dark lord, Bowser!
Goombaria: Bowser Jr.? Is it? For saving my life from the pests I pledge my will and trust. I am yours to command. Your humble servant.
Bowser Jr.: What are you talking about?
Goombaria: Did I displease you master?
Bowser Jr.: What? Uh... No?
Goombaria: How may I serve you master?
Bowser Jr.: Uh....... Are you SURE your Goombella?
Goombaria: Is that my name? Then from now on I shall be known as Goombella.
Bowser Jr.: I need to be alone for a minute. Bowser Jr. leaves the room.
Goombaria: Ungh!
Goombaria: Another flash-back? I see another Goomba. It's a girl. She has a Goomba and a Koopa with her. They must be the pests Master was talking about!
Goombaria's flash-back ends.
Goombaria: Oh well. At-least I'm in the safety of my Master's Castle walls.
End of Mini-Chapter.