Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh.
Chapter 2: Put two and two together
Yami, Yugi, Joey, Tristan and Kaiba ran down the street as if they knew where they were headed.
"Where are we headed?" asked Kaiba.
"To the trouble." replied Yugi.
"But we don't know what the trouble is." said Kaiba.
"I am not having this argument again." says Yugi thinking back to when Yugi and Yami had that argument earlier at the game shop.
"Well this is stupid. I'm too rich and too smart and too cool to be seen running around with you losers. I have far more important things to do."
"Hey wait a minute! Are you calling me a thing?!" angrily said Joey.
"Oh shut up mutt, everything isn't always about you."
"Then can it be about me cuz standing behind a tree and watching isn't as fun as I thought it would be. Next time I'd much rather join in." said Tristan.
"Me too." said Yami.
"Yami!" shouted Yugi at Yami glaring at him once more.
Yami sighed. This whole shouting Yami and then glaring thing was getting pretty old. And why was he just scolding him as if he was the only one making suggestive comments.
"Alright you guys we're almost there." said Yugi panting.
They had been running down the street for ten minutes so naturally he was tired.
"We're almost where and if you say at the trouble I'll rip your liver out and serve it for dinner." said Kaiba and he was not joking in the least.
"Hmm...I don't really like liver." said Yami with a disgusted look on his face.
"Me neither, let's have pizza." said Joey.
"Let's have Kaiba." said Yami licking his lips.
"YAMMMMMIIIIIIIIIII!!" shouted Yugi at the top of his lungs.
"Hmph. I was only joking." said Yami with his fingers crossed behind his back.
"Don't worry we're almost there."
"ALMOST WHERE?!" shouted Kaiba.
"Almost at Burger World. I'm starving." answered Yugi.
"Well at least I won't have to rip his liver out. But I thought he said we were headed to to the trouble." thought Kaiba.
Once they all arrived at Burger World everyone ordered hot dogs instead of burgers. Don't ask why. They also got fries and sodas.
"Normally I wouldn't be caught dead in this dump but the story calls for it." said Kaiba taking a sip of his soda.
"What story?" asked Joey.
"The story of my life." said Kaiba looking out the window off into the distance into the sunset. Of course the sun wasn't setting or anything but it's adds to the drama.
"Kaiba are you about to have a flashback?" asked Tristan because he was curious and had been pretty silent for awhile so had to add something to the conversation so that you know he's still there and just as important as the others even though he doesn't get as much love which really isn't fair because he matters and as long as he loves himself then who cares what anybody else thinks.
"Of course not. I don't need to have flashbacks and tell my life story in order to gain the sympathy of others. I'm far too good looking to be hated or ignored." explained Kaiba pulling out various pie charts and graphs that just happened to be in his briefcase that just happened to be with him so that he could explain to Tristan just how good looking he was.
"Hey did any of ya notice something strange?" asked Joey.
"Oh you mean how we haven't seen Tea. Well the truth is I heard she lost her job due to going crazy and mumbling something about friendship and revenge and evil plot to take over the world." explained Yugi eating his hot dog.
"Wait a minute what did you say?" asked Kaiba.
"I said that she lost her job for mumbling something about friendship, revenge and evil plot to take over the world." Yugi sighed and smiled as if he was remembering the good times they had shared with Tea but because it was too hard to remember the good times he just envisioned having alone time with his and Yami's big human sized dark magician doll. "Good times."
"Yugi do you realize what you just said?" asked Kaiba hoping that Yugi would put two and two together and realize what he had deduced.
"Yeah I said good times." responded Yugi.
"You idiot." said Kaiba getting up and leaving some money on the table to pay for his food.
"Hey money bags, where ya going all of a sudden?" asked Joey finishing off the rest of his meal. He had ordered a lot.
"Clearly you morons are too stupid to realize that the answer we've been looking for is right in front of our faces. So I'm going back to the alley to scare people. When you realize who it is that we're looking for then come meet me there."
And with that Kaiba left.
"Well guys I think that's my cue to leave." said Joey running after Kaiba.
"Hey wait up. I'm coming too." said Tristan running after Joey who was running after Kaiba.
"Me three." said Yami standing up.
"Oh no you don't." said Yugi pulling Yami's arm and forcing him to sit down.
"Your not my mother Yugi, you can't tell me what to do." said Yami standing back up and folding his arms.
Yugi rolled his eyes and then looked at the table only to notice something strange. "Hey Yami somethings not right."
"I agree. We all had hot dogs but nobody made any wiener jokes."
"That's true but that's not what I meant."
"Now that I think about it Kaiba had the biggest wiener of us all."
"Yami." angrily said Yugi narrowing his eyes.
"I would of loved to taste it."
"Yami." repeated Yugi but this time he was angrier.
"But your wiener was the smallest of them all."
"YAMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" screamed Yugi so loud that even Yusei heard it.
"Shhh!" said everyone in the restaurant turning around to shush Yugi.
Yugi pouted. "Don't shush me, it's not like we're in a library." mumbled Yugi.
"Umm...well...So how about the weather?" said Yami trying to change the subject. He felt kinda bad about emasculating Yugi.
Yugi shook his head trying to forget about what just happened. "Anyway as I was saying somethings not right. Just look at the table and tell me what you see."
Yami looked at the table and then noticed what Yugi was talking about. After that he looked at Yugi, then he looked at the door and last but not least he ran.
Apparently Kaiba only paid for his meal but Tristan and Joey didn't pay for theirs. And on top of that Yugi and Yami were broke.
Standing up, "Hey--" was all Yugi could say before a big muscular angry man appeared. He was a waiter but he looked more like a gladiator.
"So did you enjoy the meal?" asked the big muscular man in a very deep tone.
Yugi gulped. "Yami you jerk. How dear you dine and dash without me." thought Yugi.
Author's Note: I made a Yu-gi-oh 5'ds joke but I don't know if you understood it or even noticed it so allow me to explain. Yusei is the name of the main character in Yu-gi-oh 5'ds so it's kinda crazy of Yugi to yell so loud that he heard it and Yu-gi-oh 5d's is supposed to take place far into the future. Now that I think about it it's not really a Yu-gi-oh 5d's joke but a reference. Of course I only saw the first episode of Yu-gi-oh 5d's and it was kinda confusing. But whatever I'll watch it when it's dubbed. On another note I had to make wiener jokes. I know they're immature but whatever. This whole story is immature. Anyway thanks for the reviews.