I like this one more than the first, but it's not much of an improvement. Again, not my best work.
[two] "What are you and Al planning?"
- "What are you talking about? We aren't planning anything."
"Then what were you doing in math class?"
- "Homework."
"Why didn't you do your homework at HOME?!"
- "We were too busy planning."
"Planning WHAT?"
- "None of your business."
"Secrets secrets are no fun unless you share with everyone!"
- "Maybe you're no one, then."
"I'm not no one."
- "How do you know? Maybe me and Al are the only people that exist."
"I exist, too."
- "How do you know? Prove that you exist."
"Okay."
- "OW! What was that for?!"
"If I didn't exist, that wouldn't have hurt."
- "Shut up!"
"You're a butt."
- "At least I exist."