Sorry for all the typos in this chapter but I have fixed them.....well most of them anyway. lol Keep reading I know you want to.... (Updated October 26th, 2008)
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"Finally! I can't believe we're back!" Yelled an ecstatic Naruto.
"You're going to give me a headache gaki." Retorted Anko.
"Geez, well that's what you get for drinking too much last night, Anko-nii." Answered Naruto.
Over the years Naruto Changed dramatically. No longer the frail, diminutive child, she was 5'4 with a figure many would kill for. (Kind of curious where that meaning came from. Hope someone didn't actually kill somebody to have their body.) Her hair reached down to her waist and was tied in two pigtail. Her attire was to the least say boyish; an orange tank top with two katanas on her back, black parachute pants, (You know the ones where there are so many pockets. It's good to conceal weaponry.) and black sandals. She still had unique features; natural tan skin with summonings on each of her wrists, whisker marks; three on each cheek, and her stunning cerulean eyes. All in all she was beautiful. As for Anko, her appearance was still identical except for her new wardrobe. It was a tan trench coat with net shirt underneath. (Slipped my mind on what the shirt's are actually called) She also had a miniskirt with grayish combat boots. (Like the one in the anime.)
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"Ugh………… I always wondered why I took this job back." solicited the Sandaime who's currently somewhere under a massive pile of paperwork that needs to be completed.
"So sick of it already old man?"
Naruto is that you?" Questioned the Sandaime.
"Yup! Haven't seen ya in a while old man, eight years to be exact."
"I trust that her training has been well, Anko?" Inquired the Sandaime.
"Her Training was a success and I would say that she is around mid-jounin level." Replied Anko.
"Well Naruto I cannot promote you to jounin. You will have to take the exams and such like everyone else. But I can put you with a genin team. Apparently they're short one person after a little mishap from their C turned A-rank mission." Sandaime Pronounced. (If you don't know what team it is yet all I can say is Wooooowwww………)
"They should be finishing the mission I assigned them so Naruto be back in two hours. Both of you are now dismissed."
"Hai!" They said in unison.
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"So where are you heading now Anko-nii?"
"Oh I am going to meet up with some old friends, so ja!" Stated Anko as she disappeared.
'Great. Stupid Anko-nii just leaving me all by myself to do nothing for the next two hours. When I see her again she will be sorry. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!'
'Your evil laugh needs some work kit.'
'Shut up Kyuubi, you had thousands of years to perfect yours whereas I had 12 years.'
'Excuses, Excuses, Excuses. Kit I thought I taught you better.'
'You didn't really teach me anything besides chakra control.'
'Well…. I uh…..was going to uh…..teach you more later…yeah'
'Teach me more stuff my ass. You've gotten pretty lazy since the whole attack Konoha incident.'
'Well being in a cage in a TINY HUMAN'S body does that to you.'
While Naruto and Kyuubi were having an argument somewhere inside her mind she wasn't paying attention to her surroundings and-
"Oof!! Ow……….oh sorry I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." Apologized Naruto.
"No problem I can see that your youthful mind was somewhere else. I am Rock Lee!" Lee youthfully articulated with all his glory. The thumbs up, bushy-eyebrows, teeth way too shiny, the green jumpsuit, and a sunset in the backround. (Wondered where the back round came from? There was a giant sweat drop on her forehead.
"Uh…….. okay…… my name is Uzumaki Naruto."
"Naruto I can see that you are a shinobi as well." (Naruto just received it from Sandaime when they were in his office.)
"Ya, and I see that you have a uh………….. fascinating uh……jumpsuit." Responded Naruto.
"Oh thank you! Gai-sensei gave it to me. He has such great fashion sense!"
'Just keep smiling & nodding and we will get through this Naruto.'
'This is pure hell. Let's get out of here, NOW!'
"Wow……. Intriguing. Say Lee do you know what time it is?"
"Oh I do believe it is around 3:00 P.M., why?"
"Crap, I'm late! See ya round Bushy-Brows!" Hollered Naruto as she waved to him goodbye and quickly headed her way to the Hokage's office.
"Who was that youthful person Lee?"
"It was Naruto Uzumaki, Gai-sensei!"
"Hm…. Ah well. Lee my invigorating student of youth let us do 500 laps around Konoha on our hands!"
"Hai, Gai-sensei!!" Then there was the annoying sunset in the backround again. (Seriously where does that come from?)
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"Yondaime, why did you have to die? This is way too much paperwork for someone my age." Whined the Sandaime who was currently in a pile of paperwork that was bigger than before. There was knocking.
"Come in." Sandaime declared impassively.
"Hokage-sama if we are not bothering you we are here to you our report."
"Ah…..Kakashi, Sasuke, Sakura come on in."
"Hokage-sama the mission went well and was completed in three hours. Now would you please tell us who is going to be our new teammate?" Asked Kakashi who was waiting somewhat patiently with his pupils.
'If you don't tell us now, you can bet that you won't see daylight again! Cha!'
"She is supposed to be here right now but it appears that she is running a little late." Replied the Sandaime.
'Another girl, She better not be another fan girl' (Pretty obvious to who it is.)
'Another girl! If she tries to steal my Sasuke-kun she will be very sorry when I am done with her! True love will prevail! Cha!' n
'I wonder when is the next Icha Icha Paradise volume will come out……….'
"Well Hokage-sama should we come some other time or should-"
"AAaaaahhhhh!" Just then Naruto came crashing through the window and the entire office was in ruins.
"AAAH MY PAPERWORK!!NO!! WHY!?!…...uh…heh-hum I mean well then here is your new teammate."
"Sorry old man but I ran into some weirdo with spandex. Oh and sorry about your paperwork. Hi I am Uzumaki Naruto!"
Everyone in the room except the Hokage were staring at her wide eyed. It wasn't the way she had entered the office; it was the fact that she was very attractive. Even the usual stoic Uchiha had a faint blush on his face. This did not go unnoticed by Sakura.
"Stay away from my Sasuke-kun, Blondie!?" Screeched a infuriated Sakura.
"I do not know who he even is but if you are referring to the guy with the chicken-ass haircut go ahead, I really don't care." explained Naruto. Sasuke's left eye was twitching.
"Don't you dare call my Sasuke-kun that!"
"Call them as I see them pinkie."
"Why you little-"
"Huh-hem. Well now that is over I would like to say that Naruto is now a permanent member of Team 7. Oh and Naruto do behave yourself.
"Fine, but I can't guarantee it."
"Thank you Hokage-sama. I will take it from here. Meet you guys at the Team 7 training grounds," and in an instant Kakashi was gone.
"I guess I will see you guys there as well, ja!" Naruto disappeared as many sakura petals fluttered the office.
"How could she do that?" Questioned Sakura.
"Hn." As for Sasuke and Sakura they had to walk there; Sakura asking Sasuke on dates and Sasuke rejecting them.
