Looking for: B
B is for…Boom
Author: Deidara
Okay, this is completely lame, Tobi! I mean, this is like a diary or something! If you're wondering, I do not write un. It's only a talking habit. Oh, and I'm only writing in here because everyone else wouldn't stop freaking out about who's gonna' write first. Nobody could think of anything for 'B' (except for Hidan, he kept on saying 'I dare someone to write boobs!)(you were probably there, though, Tobi) But I thought of 'Boom'. My favorite word. But now…I have no idea what I'm going to write about!! Wait…you said nobody else is going to read this, right? Wait…why am I basically asking a question to no one?! I keep on thinking that I'm writing to Tobi! Hey, I bet that Tobi is actually going to read all of this.
I bet you're laughing to yourself as you read this, Tobi. But remember…I had you figured out! Why is this funny, Tobi?! Why are the things you laugh at funny?! Nothing is ever funny anymore!! Okay…Deidara…calm down…if you keep on writing this hard you might rip the page.
Okay…what's up with the one you wrote, Tobi? Those smiley faces are so overused! Stop laughing, Tobi!! Wow…I think I've gone completely insane…
There are many reasons I think that. First of all, I am putting this journal through a near death experience. There's also the fact that I'm simply writing in here at all. And then, I'm yelling at no one. Nobody is ever going to read this…right?! (Okay…I'm still asking questions to no one…)
And then there's the fact that I discovered just recently that I'm gay…crap. That's the first time I've ever written that (or said). I had no idea I was gay…until I actually looked at Sasori-danna. He has been my partner for a while now…but I never really looked at him. He is so damn hot!! I wanna' kiss 'em!! (Oh, crap. Stop it, Deidara! Snap out of it!!) I wanna' take his clothes off and…okay. I really need to stop writing about my strange gay obsessions now.
He looks so pretty when he's sleeping, though…don't ask how I know that. Yeah…uh…leader-sama made everyone get their own beds after the 'Great Big Bed Incident' (you weren't around here when that happened, Tobi). Agh! I can't take it anymore! I admit it: I watch Sasori! I can see him from my room, so when it's really late, I wake up and watch Sasori sleep. I fantasize as I watch him (let's keep this rated under M, okay?). When we're arguing about art, sometimes Danna keeps on talking about what he believes is true art and doesn't let me talk. When that happens, I tune out what he is saying and stare at his dreamy face. Ah…Danna…you have no idea how much I wish you loved me, too…
To get it straight (unlike me…man, I just made a joke about the gay me): this is not a diary. But now that I'm rereading this…it's more like my psychologist now. I don't need one! STOP LAUGHING, TOBI!!