Ok so ive had a few comments on this first chapta from two sad people who don't have lifes. So this authors note is for them!

I ay got good grammar alrite but that's just cus its where im from and I aint changing for two pathetic losers like youuu.

Im putting all this in italics and underline cus it seems to really piss both of you of and that will really amuse me!

Ermmmmmmm…I really don't give a DB if you dow like it buttt ahhh wellll I understand that u don't hav a life and you either have this to do or watch countdown with yha nan!

Ermmm, after this has been posted I am not going to retaliate to whateva yha say cus ive got frends and famly to be with.

Id just like to say tha yes, I changed the characters personality slightly buh show me where it says I cor in the rule book BISHHHHESSS!

Ermmm…And I don't live in a dark damp cellar, I live in a cellar that is nicely furbished thankz vary much!

You both keep saying im ignorant and it seems to me that's it's the only ofensive word ya can both think of so look in a thesaurus! Oh yhess! I went theirr!

You actually insulted my family which is downright saddd. And this time I aint joking, no-one stoops that low man. Justt mega sad monn (N)

Erm…yha called me a retard, and yeah that's what I am and the way I roll im afraid so I just laffed at that onee

You comebacks are really bad tbf, you having a go at me cus of my grammar, proves yha neeed to go out once in a while

Im not very intelligent NO and I am extremely slow and hence the reason I got a streak of blonde in my hairrr!

You said I aint gonna get nowhere in life, buut its been my life long ambition to work in macdonalds matee

Erm…yha said im selfish which is stupid…you told me to stop writing so I said no Im not gonna do it for the sake of people and to save my humility or w.e yha call it.

Ermmm…you've just gid me a good argument anywayss you two soo ermmm,,,have a nice day and have a nice lifeee cus I aint responding to you no moreee! Serious I ainttt, just gonna ignore yha, whateva yha say im just gonna delete it and move on with my life cus ive got people who love me and them am the only ones I need rightt nowwww so PEACE OUT SUCKERSSSSS! BLAHHHH!!

From eleanor the unintelligent retarded blonde selfish not speaking properly girl who has a life to get on with

Oh and thanks beth for saying something to one of themmm ILOVEYOUBITCHHH x