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Rose landed on the floor with a thud as the Doctor hurried over to help her up, stretching out his thin but surprisingly warm hand. Rose looked at him in slight confusion as she gracefully rose up beside him 'Why the hell is he in Cardiff?' she said thoroughly puzzled.
'Don't ask me! All i did was pin point him in the time vortex...after some very late nights and some very tricky wire work...it was quite a challenge..' he said boastfully leaning his head over hoping for another kiss. Rose looked very unimpressed, 'Your a time lord, was it really that hard? All you could have done was land on a planet and ask for tall, gorgeous, American man fond of innuendo's and a friend of the dance' she said with a chuckle.
'Or we could have put you on another barrage balloon and hoped history might repeat itself..' the Doctor responded with a slight tone of jealousy...Jack wasn't that good looking was he..Rose did say gorgeous though, and the way they talked about barrage balloons confused him mainly because he wasn't there when it happened...it made him feel very left out.
'Speaking of barrage balloons,' Rose exclaimed remembering something as she dashed back down the halls of the TARDIS, all the Doctor could really do was look incredibly surprised at her sudden disappearance. He slowly began to walk around the control pannel flicking switches and smile when he heard the hmmming sound of the TARDIS as it told him they had landed, he began to carefully stroke the main column but stopped when he heard a snorting sound from behind him. He whirled around and and stared at Rose for a few seconds until he realised she had changed her top.
She stood wearing the same top she had wore when they first met Jack, the top with the Union Jack across it.
'Rose Tyler, you are an outfit repeater!!' The Doctor said in fake shock as he pointed towards her.
She snorted and said 'Well your one to talk...you have like two suits and they are practically the same!'
'Yea but i pull them off so well.' he responded with a cheeky grin and a wink in her direction. Rose turned around trying to hide the blush that had just worked it's way across her face forgeting about the back of her top.
'What in the Medusa Cascade is that?? he said with a horrified look at her back.
'Oh that,' Rose said confidently 'Jack spiced it up a bit' with a giggle. On the back of her t-shirt were the words I HAVE HUNG FROM A BARRAGE BALLOON! and underneath was a picture of Jack holding Rose saying 'And i caught her'
Doctor looked at it in disgust, Great, he said to himself another conversation starter that he couldn't possibly be in.
'Anyway,' he said slowly finally talking his eyes off the top 'We are here, so if you would like to step outside and well, welcome back to Cardiff!' The Doctor pulled on his trench coat and handed Rose her bomber jacket as they left the gentle hmmming sounds of the TARDIS. When they stepped outside they realised the sun was shining brightly and they could feel the rays hit them immediately but rain was pouring heavily.
'See this is why i love this place!' he said with a huge smile 'It is sunny but raining at the same time, you know no other planet does that, nowhere else has sun showers!' but as he looked around he noticed Rose had disappeared.
'Doctor!' he heard her shout and as he spun around he saw she had taken shelter under a large building. Humans, he thought are totally ok with pollution just as long as the rain doesn't ruin their hair... heaving a sigh he hurried over to her completely drenched already.
'Rose it is just a bit of rain, and did you know that rain drops aren't really tear drop shaped, they have to drop from a source to be tear shaped, i know!' he said looking at her sarcastic look of interest 'They are really just spherical.'
'Doctor!' Rose exclaimed in excitement pointing over his shoulder he turned and saw a tall, average looking man (he didn't care what Rose thought he was average) with a large WW2 coat over him. Raindrops dripped off him as the sun shone down making him look like he was in a spotlight, he walked right past the TARDIS and the Doctor realised he must have put the perception filter up a bit too much. He turned to point this little piece of information out to Rose but she began to hit him over and over again saying in between slaps of course..'i...can't...believe...you...didn't...tell...me...he...was...alive!' she finished with a quick whack across the jaw.
The Doctor stared at her in disbelief rubbing his face 'First of all aaawoohhhhh! and secondly awoooahhh that really hurt!'
'OK sorry i suppose,' she said as she began to calm down 'I just...he's just...errr Doctor im just shocked you didn't tell me...i thought you told me everything!'
'I knew you would want to come pick him up and well i didn't want to say NO! we can't to you after what had happened to my old body and all, you know...'
'Yea i suppose i do' she sighed and she lent up and kissed his still-very-red-jaw 'Any better?' she said with a smile.
'Much,' he said with a huge dopey grin 'i think you got me across the lips too...' he said a little too casually with a grin.
'Nice try!' she said blowing him a kiss (which he caught and put in his pocket...) while she turned around and headed swiftly in the direction that Jack had just went in, the Doctor shook his head and bounded after her to try and catch up. They turned the last corner just in time to see him walk into a tourist information office, the Doctor and Rose followed suspiciously and entered the small tourist info center with huge smiles on their faces as they expected to see Jack, instead all they found was a table of brochures and a tall Welshman in a suit.
He turned to the duo and asked politly 'May i help you?' Rose looked around hopefully for a second or two before grabbing the Doctor's arm in hers, putting on a extremely posh English accent and answering 'Well yes, see were are here on our honeymoon,'
The Doctor looked at her very confused by this point but when she winked mischievously he decided to play on.
'Wales...for a honeymoon?' the man in a suit said suspiciously eyeing the two of them cautiously.
'Well yes you see i wanted to go to Barcelona,' the Doctor began but got cut off quickly by Rose.
'But then he had to go and get his plastic surgery, frightened me half to death when he came home that night, i didn't have a clue who he was...' she gave him her legendary tongue poked through the teeth smile of hers as he smirked at the way she said it.
'And that brought up some questions you know but it was worse partly because i was also her GP so she kept on rambling 'your not my Doctor' mainly because we hadn't settled what we were to each other yet you know...she was uncomfortable calling me her boyfriend so she usually calls me Doctor...weird i know but some people are just cooky!' giving the man a look as if he knew what he meant.
'So then, after all the problems, he said about a friend in Wales that we hadn't seen in a while...' Rose said quickly as she winked at the security camera. The polite man in a suit was too preoccupied by the Doctor to realise, the doctor was now saying 'See she was just out of the nut house when she first met him,' throwing her a sympathetic look 'Thought he was gorgeous or something...so she jumped at the chance to see him again, i think in fact her exact words were ''Well that's as good a honeymoon as any'' ' the Doctor took a deep breath and began looking around the place eagerly as Rose took her turn 'And as soon as we got here, well about 3 minutes ago was it dear?' she asked the Doctor as he was knocking on the near by wall.
'Yes, honey' as he said that he glanced at the desk for a few seconds and whispered 'got it' to her.
Rose then decided to finish up the story by saying 'So we just got here and we saw him, i know that's what i call luck! So we followed him into this building and we are going to see our dear Captain Jack Harkness soon!' and with that the Doctor pressed the big red button on the other side of the desk and they walked, arms linked through the newly opened wall down into the Torchwood base, leaving a very startled and slightly confused man standing at the desk, mouth hanging open.
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AN: Please Review!! Constructive Criticism will be noted and thanked lol i really hope you enjoyed. sorry if you thought it was a bit weird i am weird so... please review lol