Mistystar sat smugly on her throne. She had bought new hair spray, and it worked perfectly.
But wait. Rock came in!
"I challenge you to the RiverClan badge!" Rock said.
"It's on!" Mistystar said.
"Jayfeather, come on out!" Mistystar cried.
"Jayfeather!" Jayfeather said.
"I choose Yellowfang!" Rock said.
"JAYFEATHER, USE SASS!" Mistystar cried.
"You call yourself a medicine cat? Gurl, you nearly ate the protagonist!" Jayfeather sassed.
No damage!
"Nice try, but Yellowfang is immune to sass. Yellowfang, use death by deathberries!" Rock cried.
"I AM YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL DIE!" Yellowfang cried as she shoved deathberries down his throat. "AND YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A STICK! IT MIGHT BE MY ONE TRUE SHIP, BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE MEDICINE CAT RULEZ!" Yellowfang sassed.
1000 damage! Jayfeather died!
"Noooooooo!" Mistystar cried. "I CALL OUT RAGGEDPELT!" Mistystar cried.
"Raggedstar!" Raggedstar corrected.
"Does it matter? USE ATTRACT!" Mistystar cried.
"Bend the rules for a bit and come with me." Raggedstar said in a deep attractive voice.
"NOOOOOO! Not RAGGEDSTAR!" Ashfur cried. "NOW YELLOWFANG WON'T TRY TO HURT HIM!"
"USE DEATH BY RATS!" Misty cried. A swarm of rats came and killed Yellowfang.
"NOOOOOO!" Ashfur cried.
937484748447 damage! Yellowfang dies!
"Curse you!" Rock said. Then, he got distracted by the beautiful Frostfur.
"Stupid tom." Mistystar murmured. "Good job, Raggetstar!"
"I got paid for this!" Raggedstar told her.