Author's Note: Somehow, my sleep deprived rambling of a story with random A/Ns got a favorite, two reviews, and three follows, so I've decided to continue it! Thanks to everyone who read this story!

I apologize in advance for Canada's OOC-ness in this story. But really, can you imagine him conquering the world while not being OOC?

Prepare yourself for random Canadaness! Yay for that not being a word!

"Canada! Are you insane?"

"Pfft, please, America, you have no right to call me insane. Look at your country!"

"That... that's different! I'm supposed to be crazy! You're the only sane North American!" America waved his arms around, even though he knew his brother wouldn't be able to see him through the phone.

"Cuba's pretty-"

"CUBA'S A FREAKING COMMUNIST!" America freaked out some more.

"So? China's a communist, and he's OK." Canada, maintaining his composure even with his brother audibly flailing around on the other end of the phone, pointed out the fact calmly.

"Well, yeah, but China's like, I don't know, a million bazillion years old!"

"He's in his 4000's," Canada deadpanned.

"Same difference! And anyways, Cuba always randomly hits you!"

"That's why I'm doing this!" Canada finally lost his cool. "He always thinks that I'm you, so he hits me for revenge for what you did! Everyone always thinks that I'm you, or they can't even see me! And don't you dare start the 'I can see you' thing! You forget about me too! Remember the G8 meeting I was late to that one time? Everyone, even you, forgot about me! When we were colonies, all England really cared about was you! He was never the same after your stupid Revolutionary War! Even when I was still his dominion, he sided with you! Do you think I've forgotten about Alaska? Or the War of 1812? England didn't send any help for 2 years! I had to fight you off on my own for 2 years! And what about both world wars? I was a large part of those, too! But no, all people remember is that during WWI, it was England, France, and Russia against Germany, Austria, and Hungary, with you, Italy, and Japan joining later on, and during WWII it was England, France, Russia, and China against Germany, Italy, and Japan, again with you joining later! No one remembers that I there, too! No remembers that I was a part of the Allies! Even Italy is remembered as one of the Axis! And he didn't even do much! No one remembers what I did! I'm the second largest country in the world, for heaven's sake, and people always forget about me! Well, I plan on making the remember! The world will tremble under the might of Canada!"

America could only stare at the phone in his hand as his brother continued screaming his head off. Eventually, the screaming died down.

"Uhh... Mattie? You OK?"

Canada took a deep, calming breath. "...Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine now."

"Good. 'Cause your plan is insane-"

"IT IS NOT INSA-"

"-But I still LOVE it!"

Canada blinked. "R-Really, Al? You really mean that?"

"Course! Dude, we're not the world's largest trading partners for nothing! We're the North American brothers! We stick together!"

Canada sniffled, tearing up a bit. "Thanks, Al..."

"Now c'mon, we have a plan to carry out!"

Author's Note: So, how did you like it? Sorry about how short it is, but I could really make it longer. It just doesn't want to keep being written! Please don't hurt me!

So, my update schedule might be a bit random, as I am currently in China and am not guaranteed Internet access. Why does my iPad randomly capitalize internet? Anyways, I will hopefully be able to update at least biweekly, but I'll aim for once a week.

A Note on Canada's Rant: When Canada mentions being England's dominion and Alaska, he is referring to a border dispute in the early 1900's about the border of Alaska. A British delegate was brought in to settle it, and he voted in favor of the Americans, much to Canada's dismay, since Canada was still technically a part of the British Empire, as a self-governing dominion. The War of 1812 comment about England not sending help was actually not out of neglect for Canada (at least I don't think it was, from what I've read, and I don't know if Canada really had an issue with it or not). It was actually France's fault, as England was occupied with fighting the Napoleanic wars. But eh, whatever. Canada can blame England. Canada's rant actually flips between historical and canonical accuracy. For example, Germany being allied with Austria and Hungary during WWI is more historically accurate than canonically accurate, as in cannon, Hungary is Austria's servant. But the thing about Italy not doing much is more canonically accurate, as Italy actually did do a lot of stuff during WWII. African front, anyone?

...Wow. The note on Canada's rant ended up as long as the rant itself... Ah, well... See you next chapter, when the North American brothers carry out Canada's plan!