A/N: Standard disclaimer applies, none of this is owned by me otherwise I would not be broke.

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A/N 3: In this short fic, I wonder how Snape would react to having to deal with the children of those he dislikes. Enjoy, and leave a review.

Snape's Nightmare

Hogwarts Castle- August 29th 2008

"Welcome all to our final staff meeting of the summer," Headmistress McGonagall said, addressing the fellow staff members present, which included Deputy Headmaster Flitwick, Professors Snape, Sprout, Vector, Sinistra, Pomfrey, Babbling, Grubby-Plank and a few others.

"Minerva, what is the total count of the number of first years arriving for the upcoming school year?" Flitwick asked interestedly as he loved to teach.

"This year, the incoming class appears to be quite high. There are a total of a hundred incoming first years," McGonagall said, looking over a sheet of parchment. "Interestingly enough, a fifth of the incoming first years are composed of Potters, Weasleys and Longbottoms."

Snape groaned as he heard that a fifth of the first years, which meant twenty, were going to be children of his least favorite students. "Headmistress, may I resign now?" he asked as the others laughed as they knew about his dislike for anyone with those names.

"Severus, I am afraid that you cannot resign without a formal notice to both myself and the Board of Governors. Besides, the resignation deadline for the upcoming academic year has passed unfortunately," McGonagall said with a smile as Snape groaned and banged his head.

"Please remember that all of you need to arrive at the Great Hall by six in the evening on September 1st. This year's class is the largest ever in Hogwarts history and we do not know how long it will take for the sorting to occur," Flitwick said before glancing at McGonagall. "Is there anything else you would like to add Headmistress McGonagall?"

"No Filius, I believe that is all we need to cover with regards to the incoming first year class," she said before they spent another hour discussing various items on the agenda.

When Snape walked out of the staff room, he felt sick. To make things worse, his head was beginning to hurt. Sighing, he walked back into his laboratory and grabbed a potion that would make him feel better. Once he sat down at his desk and poured out some firewhiskey, he thought about the Potter brat. The brat had managed to kill the Dark Lord near the end of his seventh year. When the Dark Lord finally died, the brat had been surrounded by several witches, who kissed him. The Prophet reported that Potter had ended up marrying ten witches right after he graduated and ever since then, the brat had been busy creating babies. Twelve of his children would be coming to Hogwarts this year while there were another few children who would be arriving in the future. Snape took a huge gulp of his firewhiskey and thought about the witches the brat married. Surprisingly, the mudblood Granger and the Weaselette were not either of the witches he married. It had been revealed that they had betrayed him and he severed ties with them. Instead, he married the Bones girl, her Hufflepuff classmate, the Patil twins, the weird Ravenclaw girl, the head girl Chang, the veela who competed in the Triwizard and most surprisingly, three of his snakes. Greengrass, Davis and Zabini had all somehow married the brat, which was something he did not see coming. He finished his firewhiskey then took out a sheet of parchment and began writing a resignation notice, to be submitted as soon as he could.

September 1st 2008

Snape watched with dread as Flitwick eagerly announced the names of all incoming first years and they got sorted. Forty minutes passed since the students arrived but the sorting was nowhere near done. Finally, Flitwick reached a name that Snape had not been wanting to hear.

"Alice Longbottom," Flitwick said as a small girl with blonde hair walked to the hat and was sorted into Hufflepuff.

"Eric Longbottom," Flitwick said as a boy with dirty blonde hair walked to the hat and also got sorted into Hufflepuff.

"Frank Longbottom," Flitwick said, as a boy with light brown hair got sorted into Gryffindor.

With a sigh of relief, Snape noticed that none of the Longbottom children had been in his house. He continued to watch the sorting with dread, knowing that the Potter children would soon be coming up. All of the other staff members were watching Snape with interest since there was no love lost between Snape and Harry Potter. Fifteen minutes later, Flitwick had reached the P's and after a Michael Porter had been sorted into Gryffindor, Snape's feeling of dread increased tenfold as he knew what was coming next.

"Alex Potter," Flitwick said as a boy with blonde hair got sorted into Slytherin.

"Amy Potter," Flitwick said as a girl with black hair got sorted into Ravenclaw.

"Cedric Potter," Flitwick said as a boy with brown hair got sorted into Hufflepuff.

"Chris Potter," Flitwick said as a boy who looked just like his father except for his eyes

got sorted into Slytherin.

"Danielle Potter," Flitwick said as a girl with dirty blonde hair got sorted into Hufflepuff. "James Potter," Flitwick said as a boy with dark hair got sorted into Gryffindor.

"Kendra Potter," Flitwick said as a girl who seemed to be part Indian got sorted into Gryffindor.

"Lily Potter," Flitwick said as a girl with black hair and green eyes got sorted into Ravenclaw.

"Louis Potter," Flitwick said as a tall boy with black hair got sorted into Slytherin.

"Nicole Potter," Flitwick said as a girl who appeared to be twins with Lily Potter got sorted into Gryffindor.

"Sarah Potter," Flitwick said as a girl with dirty blonde hair and a dreamy look got sorted into Ravenclaw.

"Sirius Potter," Flitwick said as a boy with brown hair got sorted into Hufflepuff.

Once all the Potter children had been sorted, there was applause but not from Snape. He groaned as he realized three of the children would be in his house. With a groan, he watched the sorting, dreading the time when the Weasley children would be sorted. He knew that the Weasley children were the sons of those terrible Weasley twins, who had ended up in a strange relationship with the three Gryffindor chasers- Johnson, Spinnet and Bell. Sure enough, they got sorted twenty minutes later and by now Snape was almost in tears.

"Brianna Weasley," Flitwick said as a girl with brown hair got sorted into Gryffindor.

"Emma Weasley," Flitwick said as a girl with light blonde hair got sorted into Gryffindor.

"Fred Weasley Junior," Flitwick said as a red headed boy got sorted into Gryffindor.

"George Weasley Junior," Flitwick said as a red headed boy got sorted into Gryffindor.

"Harry Weasley," Flitwick said as a red headed boy got sorted into Gryffindor.

McGonagall stood after the final first year, Graham Young got sorted into Hufflepuff. "Welcome all to another year of Hogwarts and to the first years, welcome to your home for the next seven years. I know everyone is hungry so dig in," she said as food appeared.

"Severus, how do you feel about having to teach the first year Gryffindors and Slytherins tomorrow morning for your first class and then the first year Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws immediately after that?" Sprout asked with a smile on her face.

With another groan, Snape's head hit the desk again. "Kill me now so I can end this painful torture," he said as all the staff members around him laughed.

A/N: So what did you think about that one? Please review and I will try to update soon. Also, if anyone wants to help me beta these one-shots, feel free to contact me via pm or review.