Disclaimer I don't own Naruto or Kim possible
Short AN- I would like to thank Humnut for being my Beta, he is awesome. And sorry for not updating I could have updated last Friday but I was playing Secret Weapons over Normandy, Paper Mario the thousand-year door and I was procrastinating.
Sarutobi never felt older than he did this night.
"So let me get this straight, you say you have not just one but four bloodlines"
Naruto responded with a nod
"And you had a small talk with your "tenant" am I right?" he asked using the tenant knowing that they could talk about the fox more in private.
Naruto nodded again
"And then you saved this girl from two sound-nin, one dead the other with Ibiki to confirm this girls story about the sands involvement in the attack right"
Both Kin and Naruto nodded at that
"I'm getting to old for this," said Sarutobi with a sigh. "Kin could you wait out side for a moment please," he watched as she left the room and when she closed the door he used a silencing jutsu. "Ok so what this about the fox Naruto."
Naruto sigh before he began. "The fox decided the it would be in both are interests if he taught me some chakra control, learn some fire jutsu too, since my bloodline revolves around fire, and maybe create my own fighting style, something that focuses on my strengths.
The aged Hokage sighed for the umpteenth time as he massaged his temple. This would complicate things.
"Naruto it seems now that you have a bloodline, I can tell you about your heritage, seeing as you will probably be forced to revive your clan."
Naruto immediately perked up at the word heritage. All his life, he's wondered who his parents were and now thanks to so some rock he's going to find out. Note to self never ever kick a rock again. "So who are my parents Oji-san" Naruto asked eagerly.
Sarutobi walked over to the picture of Yondaime and moved it over to reveal a safe. He opened it up and pulled out a scroll, which he handed to Naruto.
"Naruto, put some blood on the seal it will only open for you"
He did what he said and opened the scroll and read.
Dear NarutoIf you're reading this your either a jonin, 18, or the current Hokage has decided your ready to know. My name is Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage. I'm sorry to have to keep this a secret from you, but to protect you from my enemy's it had to be done. I hoped that your mother would have taken care of you, but she died shortly after giving birth to you. Your mother's name was Uzumaki Kushina, and she was a tomboy through and through when she was younger, but blossomed into a beautiful woman. She had long red hair and the most beautiful green eyes you ever saw, they were like emeralds. No doubt you know about the fox. I know you'll be the hero I saw you as, even if the village doesn't as I had wished. I know that if you have even a drop of your mother spirit, you'll make them see you as the hero you were intended to be. Your mother never took no for an answer, and neither should you. Naruto, I just want you to know that your mother and I love you and we know you'll succeed in your dream, what ever they may be.
Love, Namekaze MinatoNaruto couldn't help but cry. He was the son of his hero, he had a family that loved him, and they believed in his dreams. It was too good to be true.
"Well Naruto, I will have to talk to the council about your bloodline and your heritage to receive our inheritance and your fathers home. I'll get it done first thing tomorrow, but first do you know about the clan reconstruction law?"
Naruto shook his head, he couldn't help but wonder what the boy's reaction would be as he forced back a smile.
"When a bloodline is near extinction, all males are forced to practice polygamy," Said Sarutobi with grin.
"You mean I'll have an arranged marriage!" said a very pale Naruto.
"As clan head you can decline any proposal until your 15. If you don't four wives by then, you'll be forced into marriage."
"So I need four wives by the end of three years, great," he said dryly.
"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll figure it out. But on to other matters, could you bring Kin in here," he said and smiled to himself as they came through the door and sat down.
"Well Kin, I'd be happy to make you a member of our village. But you'll be under probation until the end of the chunin exams and you'll need to have a guardian at all times till then."
"Great who's the guardian?" asked Kin a little upset about having to have someone following her around.
"Why, he's sitting right next to you," he said with a smile.
"What!? But I cant be following her around all day, I have training to do!" exclaimed Naruto.
"Naruto, I'm sure it wont be much trouble and maybe she could help you with your training."
"Ok Oji-san, so long as it doesn't interfere with my training, I'm in."
"Good, because that will also solve were she will be staying. She can stay with you in your apartment until you get your fathers house tomorrow. But seeing as she will be living with you, you might want to tell her your condition."
Naruto thought this might happen, he could only hope that she wasn't like the villagers.
"Well, to make a long story short my father Yondaime couldn't kill the Kyuubi no Kitsune, so he had to seal it in me," This is the part were she screams and runs away.
"I see, you're like that kid Garra."
"There's another like me… wait you don't care?" said Naruto confused that she didn't care.
"Obviously. You saved the village from the fox. If people cant see that, then they must be blind," Kin stated in an obvious tone.
Naruto gave a true smile. Another person had accepted him, and she was his age too.
"Well I think you should go get some sleep. You have a busy day tomorrow and I have paperwork to finish," said the Hokage.
"Ok, see you tomorrow Oji-san. Come on Kin," said Naruto, making his way to the door.
"Thank you Hokage-sama," Kin said as she bowed to him and left to follow Naruto.
"Well, it looks like Naruto has made a new friend. I'd better inform my perverted student, since he's back in the village. Knowing him, he'll probably be at the hot springs tomorrow… maybe I'll check out the hot springs through my crystal ball tomorrow," He thought as he let out a perverted giggle at the last part.
"Well here we are," Naruto said as they walked through the apartment door. "It's not much, but its home. The kitchens in the living room, the bathrooms across from our room, I'll be sleeping on the floor." As he made his way towards the bedroom he felt a hand on his shoulder.
"Naruto-sama you can sleep on the bed, I'll sleep on the floor."
"Wait, first off, what's with the 'sama'? And second, it's only for one night since I'll be getting my fathers home."
"You saved my life and I will repay you with my own. I will not have you sleeping on the floor, but if I must have the bed then your sharing it with me," Kin said firmly.
I guess she not going to budge on the subject, and I don't really mind the sama. I just don't want her acting like a slave or servant, that's the last thing I need having her serve my every want and need… having to punish her when she STOP! He violently shook he's head to try and break his thoughts. Don't even think of going down that road, once you do there's no turning back, he saw that Kin was waiting for him to say something, so he deicide to break from berating himself for even thinking like a pervert.
"Ok, we'll sleep together… and by sleep together I mean like asleep as in we wont be awake because I would never have sex with you, NOT that I wouldn't want to, you're a very beautiful girl and I would love to see you naked…I MEAN NOT WITH OUT YOU PERMISSION it's just…I'm rambling aren't I'm just going to shut up now pleasedonthitme!" He squeaked the last part out while ducking and covering his head.
"SMOOTH KIT, REALLY SMOOTH," the fox said sarcastically.
Shut up fox, the only good thing is that when she kills me, your going down with me, he thought as he awaited Kin to kill him, only to hear… giggling? He looked up slowly to see Kin giggling at him.
"Naruto-sama, I think I understand what your saying, and I trust you not to do any thing I wouldn't want."
Naruto let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. He didn't feel like dieing any time soon, "Good I'll just get changed in my pj's in the bathroom," he said as he went to get changed. Once he was done, he had on his normal black pj's and his dog faced nightcap. As he walked into the room, he saw kin getting into bed in nothing but her bra and panties.
"YOUR GOING TO SLEEP LIKE THAT!" he yelled pointing at her state of dress… or undress.
"I usually sleep in the nude," she said nonchalantly. "But I figured that would only make thing worse, and I don't have any thing to sleep in anyway."
"Ok, but when I get my inheritance, we're buying you some clothes," he stated as he tried to think clean thoughts. Stupid hormones aren't making it any better either, he thought as he slowly fell asleep only to find himself in a sewer.
"Great where am I?"
"KIT COME HERE," he heard the fox call from behind a giant cell door with a piece of paper on it with the word seal. He walked up to the door only to see something that shocked him more than any thing else in his life.
There stood a girl who looked to be about 16 to 19 and well endowed for her age. She had red hair that was tied into two big pigtails, which were tied by two red bows and two little ones that hung next to her face. She was wearing a red dress with a purple bow on her back hip, a red choker around her neck. She had red healed shoes on and long black gloves that reached a little past her elbows. Her eyes were a fierce red with slit pupils and she stood with poise as she put her hand on her hips. (AN- it Ryuka Jihioh from Hanaukyo maid team La Verite I thought she'd make a good female Kyuubi.)
"Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha," was the boisterous and elegant laugh that came from the girl.
"So, my jailer has come to bask in my grace, or maybe he has come to see what a real woman's body should look like, seeing as the only female body you have any interest in is that pink haired girl's, if you can even call her a girl," her voice was like her laugh, elegant and lively with evident pride and a little arrogant. If he hadn't came to the realization that Sakura wasn't as great as he thought. During training, he would've stuck up for her, but he knew it be a lie if he did.
"Well boy, is this all you do now that we have finally come face to face. Hmm… you should feel honored to even look upon me."
"Your awfully full of yourself aren't you?"
"How dare you," she sneered. "I, Kyuubi no Kitsune, was gracious enough to even speak to the likes of you. Respect me. Be reverent. Throw yourself at my feet."
"You sure are lively aren't you, what makes you think I'd bow to you?"
"Well at least you have some backbone to even think about talking back to the greatest of the fox demons."
"Who was defeated by a single human," Naruto stated with a smirk.
"Single human, my beautiful nine tails, he had a giant toad and shinigami on his side," Kyuubi said in her defense.
"True… so what do you want anyway?"
"Can't I want to talk to my jailer with out it having to be about something?" she said in a mock hurt tone "I heal you when you get attacked by the villagers and even lend you my chakra, and this is the thanks I get?"
"May I remind you whose fault it is for getting attacked by the villagers," he said with a glare.
"Look, I'm sorry all right. It wasn't even my fault, all I know was one second I was in the demon realm then the next this Uchiha summoned me somehow and had the nerve to demand me to attack Iwa for the leaf. I refused and was going to leave when he had the nerve to use the eyes that I gave to there clan. THE EYES I HAD BESTOWED THERE CLAN, THE EYES OF THE FOX CLAN…" she stopped to get a hold on herself
"When he used the bloodline that I gave their clan on me, I lost it. I gave them that bloodline, I sure as hell could take it back, but I couldn't just leave it at that. That man insulted me by trying to command me and then committed the ultimate insult to use the powers of my clan on me, so I decided to wipe them all out instead of just removing there bloodline, and kill any one who got in my way." She said sadly.
"It was only after I got sealed did I calm down enough to look at anything clearly, if what he said was true, then why were the ones that surrounded you after the sealing so confused? The current hokage and some white haired man who reeked of toads didn't have a clue why I attacked. That, and in my thoughts I remembered the mans sent, the sent of the vary man I gave the bloodline to, Uchiha Mandara." She finished as she turned her head, though she hid it well Naruto saw that her eyes showed a hint of remorse.
"Well if those are you reasons for attacking, then I guess I could forgive you," said Naruto with a kind smile.
She turned her head and he saw a quick flash of relief, but it just as quickly changed to a cocky grin. "Who said I was looking for your forgiveness, besides it's not like I care what your opinion is, I just felt like clearing that up."
"Well then was there something you wanted?"
"I have a proposition for you."
"And what could you offer me?" asked Naruto a little curious what she could offer him.
"My hand," she stated proudly.
"Why would I want your hand, I got two of my own?" Naruto asked completely missing the meaning of what she said.
"NO YOU BAKA, MY HAND AS IN MARRIAGE!"
"WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?!"
"Well if you must know, you have a strong will, you can be sarcastic and witty, even slightly cruel when you want to be…" she was going to continue be he cut her off.
"One does not live under the hatred and ridicule of an entire village and not learn a few things."
"Quite, and most importantly, your loyal. I mean you followed that pink haired girl around since the academy until now. I could think of no one better than you to have a litter of kits with, not that I have much choice in the matter."
"Well I do need four wives, but even if I do marry you, it won't do any good if you're in here. Or did you forget that little fact kyuubi-hime?"
"Don't worry about that, I'm sure I'll figure out a way before you fight Neji."
"So… what do we do now?" Asked the blond.
Kyuubi put her hand on her chin and started to think as her eyes glazed over for a few seconds and then grinned at Naruto in a foxy manner, which unsettled him.
"I think you should wakeup now, you've got a lot to do," she said with that foxy grin still planted her face.
"Why should I trust you, cause I really don't like that look on your face," Naruto asked suspiciously.
"Well, if you don't feel like getting up, then we could always work on that litter of kits I was talking about," she said suggestively.
Naruto took that as his queue to leave, not wanting any "kits" as she put it and left not hearing the fox chuckle.
As Naruto woke up, he noticed that could not see, as his face was up against something soft. Praying it wasn't what he thought it was, he tried to move only to feel two soft arms around him. He moved his head up to see Kin's face confirming that his face was in her breasts, just as he thought.
Oh man, I am going to die if she wakes up, thought a vary pale Naruto as he tried to free himself from her grasp, only to elicit a moan from her as his face rubbed against her breasts.
"Naruto-sama," Kin moaned out in pleasure, which caused the blood that had left Naruto's face to start to travel south.
Damn hormones stop making things worse! He thought as he finally managed to free himself from her arms and ran to take a long, cold shower.
When he was done, he went to get dressed. He noticed that Kin was up and went to his dresser, only to find that he was out of his orange jackets and the same with his pants. Awe man, this sucks. I'm going to have to buy some more, he thought as he found a pair of cloths that the Hokage gave him for his birthday last year. It was a little big, but he said he would grow into it. He looked at himself in the mirror, it wasn't orange but it would do, it was a black turtleneck and a red jersey over it with tan khakis and his usual sandals.
"Well then, I should get some ramen before I get my inheritance," he said as he walked to the kitchen and saw that Kin had made breakfast.
"All you had was ramen so I made us a bowl," she said as Naruto sat down and began to eat.
"Thanks, as soon as I get some of my fathers money, we'll go shopping for some clothes," said Naruto between gulps as he shoveled ramen into his mouth.
The rest of meal was silent and when he was done, he said goodbye to Kin as he left towards the Hokage tower, ready to begin his life as a Namikaze.
AN- I am thinking of giving Naruto Rufus, I know he will be in Shego's, outfit seeing as a man has worn it before and besides clawed gloves rule.