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A warm autumn breeze rushed through Wutai; golden leaves playfully dance with one another as they were carried off.

High on top of Da Chao Mountain sat the young heir to the Wutai throne and her childhood friend.

"And then when we open the coffin… There was a guy in there!" Yuffie shouted suddenly on her feet.

Unfortunately, her best friend didn't share the enthusiasm, instead she just pop her bubble gum, brushing the strands of _(h/c)_ hair out of her face before speaking.

"Well yes, Yuffie. What were you expecting, strawberry shortcake?"

Yuffie twirled herself a few times until she couldn't see straight anymore and landed on her butt.

"I'm not done! Anyway, the guy we found wasn't even dead! Turns out..."

She shuffled closer, bring one of her hands to the side of her mouth in a secretive manner. In response, _ leaned closer.

"He was sleeping."

To say that _ was confused was an understatement.

"Wait. So you're telling me, inside the creepy old Shinra Mansion, which! Has a bed and couch in every room,there was a man in the basement, sleeping in a coffin?"

"Uh. Yeah, basically."

Blink.

"People outside of Wutai are so weird."

_murmured as she returned her gaze back to the quickly setting sun.